Kelly @mayoroftelevision.bsky.social · 12/11/2025The world is on fire, but be sure to feel a little better by taking the time to watch a 3 hour documentary about video stores, made by Alex Ross Perry and narrated by Maya Hawke. 010
Kelly @mayoroftelevision.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Left my apartment for the first time since last Thursday morning to get yelled and cussed at by a tiny, awesome Australian. 010
Kelly @mayoroftelevision.bsky.social · 28/09/2025What the fuck is going on!!!? Last time I saw Jeff Rosenstock several years it was on the tiny stage at Baraccuda. This is like a small festival stage and crowd. I had never even heard of this newish venue before buying this ticket. Congrats, Jeff. Couldn't happen to a better guy. 110
Kelly @mayoroftelevision.bsky.social · 21/09/2025I got to see Black Phone 2 last night. It's their version of Dream Warriors but against The Grabber instead of Freddy. I guess since Madeleine McGraw stole every scene in the first, they pretty much made her the lead of this one. Good fun. 000
Kelly @mayoroftelevision.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Anyone else ready to watch 30+ movies over the next 8 days? 010
Kelly @mayoroftelevision.bsky.social · 18/09/2025This was along South Congress a while back and forgot to post it. Hey, @evilmopacatx.bsky.social. Can you use your influence at city hall to see if they can update keep Austin weird with this? 000
Reposted by KellyStereogum @stereogum.com · 18/09/2025Happy 60th birthday to punk/basketball icon Guy Picciotto! [📷: Sean Gustilo] 18511
Kelly @mayoroftelevision.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Happy 25th to At the Drive-In's Relationship of Command. A true post-hardcore classic. 240
Kelly @mayoroftelevision.bsky.social · 11/09/2025One day later, I've decided to give that shooting the attention they give other shootings. So none. As for Colorado, I hope those two kids pull through. 110
Reposted by KellyALVIRA, the BASTARD of the Dark 🇮🇪 🍉 @alkalinecollective.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Anyway, here's "Ironic" by Alanis Nadine Morissette www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jne9...youtube.comAlanis Morissette - Ironic (Official 4K Music Video)YouTube video by Alanis Morissette 1224
Kelly @mayoroftelevision.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Just got my covid and flu shots. Eat shit, RFK Jr. 010
Kelly @mayoroftelevision.bsky.social · 05/09/2025LET'S FUCKING GO! I know I told myself I would never again get my hopes up about a statewide election in Texas, but love this guy. Honestly, thought he'd shoot for governor, but let's do this. 000
Kelly @mayoroftelevision.bsky.social · 08/08/2025A Spirit Halloween is opening at a closed Forever 21. Nature is healing. 010
Kelly @mayoroftelevision.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Every HEB in Austin is sold out, and I'm sad. I don't think I can watch the new King of the Hill until it's back in stock. 000
Kelly @mayoroftelevision.bsky.social · 27/07/2025The way I keep seeing videos of people saying they're buying their first ever Superman comics and stores saying they're selling way more Superman books in the last couple of weeks.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is making a sad face in front of a window .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a sad face in front of a window . 010
Kelly @mayoroftelevision.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Every time a garbage human dies and people want to say, "He was a person, pay some respect.", I think of this Death Cab for Cutie lyric: And just cause he's gone it doesn't change the fact He was a bastard in life thus a bastard in death.youtu.beDeath Cab for Cutie - "Styrofoam Plates" (Audio)YouTube video by Barsuk Records 000
Kelly @mayoroftelevision.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Watching Superman for the third consecutive Thursday. As one does. 010
Kelly @mayoroftelevision.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Coolest thing today was finding out one of my favorite guitar players is on the Superman score. Now I'm looking forward to seeing it again tonight even more. 151
Kelly @mayoroftelevision.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Wow. Local burger chain donates $150,000. HEB donates $5 million. Surely, Buc-ee's would like to respond to the claim that only left leaning Texas companies are charitable and care about the community... *crickets* 000
Kelly @mayoroftelevision.bsky.social · 10/07/20251) I actually saw this in the theater an hour away twice. 2) I got the poster from the record store that also sold tickets to the raves in Houston. 110
Kelly @mayoroftelevision.bsky.social · 09/07/2025A few weeks ago during my drive to Houston, I got a speeding ticket in La Grange. I no longer like the ZZ Top song, La Grange. 020
Kelly @mayoroftelevision.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Haven't watched any baseball this year, but after all the trash talking I've seen the last 2 days from LA on TikTok, I had to check out the last half of this game. And boy, it did not disappoint. 000
Kelly @mayoroftelevision.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Nothing but respect for the actual government of Texas.newsroom.heb.com 010
Kelly @mayoroftelevision.bsky.social · 05/07/2025youtu.beBAD RELIGION YOU ARE (THE GOVERNMENT) - PUNK IN DRUBLIC FESTIVAL DOCUMENTARYYouTube video by PUNK ROCK TV - Stage Dive Films 000
Kelly @mayoroftelevision.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Today marks 30 years since the Rockets won the NBA Finals. I still say they jinxed themselves from ever winning again because they changed their logo/jerseys the season after winning 2 straight titles. Who does that? 100
Reposted by KellyNBA Cobwebs @nbacobwebs.bsky.social · 14/06/2025June 14, 1995: The Houston Rockets repeat as NBA Champions, sweeping the Orlando Magic with a 113-101 victory in Game 4 of the NBA Finals. Hakeem Olajuwon 35 PTS/15 REB/6 AST Mario Elie 22 PTS/4 STL Robert Horry 21 PTS/13 REB Clyde Drexler 15 PTS/9 REB/8 AST Sam Cassell 13 PTS 2446
Reposted by KellyJosh Drescher @joshdrescher.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Big crowd in Austin and still growing fast. Lots of folks arriving late due to the evacuation order earlier in the day. 241888273
Kelly @mayoroftelevision.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Wanted to watch one of my favorite movies before going downtown today. 000
Reposted by KellyStephanie Mencimer @smencimer.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Seniors in Salt Lake City heading out for a #nokingsprotest in front of their assisted living facility. 314117292677
Kelly @mayoroftelevision.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Bathroom graffiti and stickers at an Austin coffee shop. 010
Reposted by KellyThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Nobody tell Elon that “the guy I got elected president is a child rapist and I’ve known it all along” is not the sick own he thinks it is. 15858127
Kelly @mayoroftelevision.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Amoeba had Tony Hawk on the 900th episode of What's in My Bag?media.tenor.coma man in a captain america uniform is sitting in a room and saying `` i understand that reference . ''ALT: a man in a captain america uniform is sitting in a room and saying `` i understand that reference . '' 010
Kelly @mayoroftelevision.bsky.social · 01/06/2025I get to do this today. I thought Flanagan was going to be there, but looks like it will be a virtual Q&A. Oh well, I've seen him there already twice before at past Fantastic Fests. Still pumped for the movie. 110
Kelly @mayoroftelevision.bsky.social · 31/05/2025media.tenor.coma man is making a funny face and smiling with the words bzzzz ! written on his face .ALT: a man is making a funny face and smiling with the words bzzzz ! written on his face . 000
Reposted by Kellyonion person @junlper.beer · 30/05/2025the onion predicting the future yet again 744798596
Kelly @mayoroftelevision.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Rewatching this. We got so close to seeing this happen. Just Norton looking at the axe. Guess they went with the myth side of the story. Even though people say he did grab the axe. 000
