Reposted by mayor goob 💚🌱Andy @rukira91.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Saw this really gorgeous rainbow on the way home today 4647
Reposted by mayor goob 💚🌱Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026One bean to rule them all One bean to find them One bean to bring them all and in the darkness bind them 581280247
Reposted by mayor goob 💚🌱twenty one pilots lyric bot @twentyonelyrics.bsky.social · 24/08/2026pardon my delay im navigating, im navigating my head. 052
mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 24/08/2026guys it’s my last overnight shift bc i got promoted & i’m actually so sad & i hate this & idk why i said yes but i think im just anxious but im already so sad to be saying bye to my regulars that i won’t see anymore 🥺🥺😭😭😭 6150
Reposted by mayor goob 💚🌱bee 🌟 @starsbian.bsky.social · 22/08/2026YOU ONLY HAVE TO LET THE SOFT ANIMAL OF YOUR BODY LOVE WHAT IT LOVESSSS!!!!!!! 071
Reposted by mayor goob 💚🌱eevie ʚɞ @pawxorcist.bsky.social · 21/08/2026come to me for ur vibe reads im goob certified 151
mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 21/08/2026guys i kinda wanna get another tatt should i do it 7110
mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 21/08/2026don’t have a belt so i improvised bc i almost pantsed myself cleaning urinals today. fashion is my passion truly 2120
Reposted by mayor goob 💚🌱skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026twink this twink that. wheres the love for hot fat guys 1716842
mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 20/08/2026🔗 poomang.com/en/t/amanda_... i am a big personality girlie 260
mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 20/08/2026butt nachos friends (honorable mention pizza) yeah that’s abt right 120
mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 17/08/2026it’s monday so yall know what that means. it’s time to reset for the week for success !! 2100
Reposted by mayor goob 💚🌱aestrophe 🪼 @aestrophe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026manifesting peace and love on planet bluesky 05112
Reposted by mayor goob 💚🌱Zef ⏾ comms open ִ ࣪𖤐 @kzef.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Did a small cat painting today 2214343
mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 17/08/2026i need yall to know this is what i come home to EVERDAY now 😪🙏🏻 this is the same dog that used to limp around & wouldn’t even bark at strangers at the door in november. also idk why olive is under the bed she just thinks it’s neat down there ig. the cats are in the living room screaming for food lol 1161
mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 17/08/2026hello friends i am alive & my hair is long enough for little pigtails again & alani released the seasonal flavor i fein for so i’m ok!!! i miss you guys & didn’t mean to take a break but ! life is crazy rn lol. so much change. seeing 555 everywhere. so growing pains ig 🫂🤩 4270
mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 11/08/2026whoever’s got my voodoo doll can u just run it over pls & thank you? i’m taking a 10 so now is the TIME 3100
mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 06/08/2026guys i forgot my glasses & so i can’t see & i forgot my hair clips & i been pushing my bangs back bc it’s been raining so they’re all frizzy & i JUST saw them clearly i’m CRYING why aree they straight up 0150
mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 04/08/2026TOBIAS UPDATE BTW??? this is the same dog that no longer has balls or a hernia, let me clip his nails after this without even nibbling at my fingers, & actually speaks instead of looking too scared to make a sound. he’s so noisy but he used to be scared of everything. look at him!!!! my son!!!! 191
mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 04/08/2026guys i am keeping the pets 😼🗣️‼️ things are looking UP 2110
Reposted by mayor goob 💚🌱Skulls and Sheets @skullsandsheets.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Today is the 449th Anniversary of Black Shuck crashing into the service at St. Mary's Bungay, killing some people and then leaving to scratch the door of Holy Trinity Church Blythburgh. 611738
Reposted by mayor goob 💚🌱Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth. 17468501343
Reposted by mayor goob 💚🌱SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Callin an ass a "hee haw" 021
mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 01/08/2026not to flex but i just won rummikub my first time ever playing & i can’t even read 0100
mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 30/07/2026yall may think this is deep & metaphoric but i was actually talking abt the spider in the break room that’s eating all the fruit flies from my coworkers moldy ass yogurt in the fridge 😪🙏🏻 0110
mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 30/07/2026sometimes you gotta let the spider go so you don’t gotta worry abt the flies instead 0120
Reposted by mayor goob 💚🌱Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 21/07/2026This is, and I am not even joking, going to fuck up so many hyperlexic kids. I got accused of plagiarism because I used the word “porous” in a sixth grade paper and that shit sticks with you, if not on the permanent record, then in the childhood. 26768241572
Reposted by mayor goob 💚🌱potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 31/03/2026they're putting me in the machine that makes everything okay 519550
mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 22/07/2026🔗 uquiz.com/Result/stati... as a capricorn. I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT. 070
Reposted by mayor goob 💚🌱Kevin Miranda @kevinmiranda.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Spider-Man by Steve Epting 530539
Reposted by mayor goob 💚🌱Lauri Donahue @lauridonahue.bsky.social · 05/07/2026futurism.com/future-socie... lol 178105252958
Reposted by mayor goob 💚🌱Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 20/07/2026A lot of people don’t realize the dust bowl wasn’t a natural phenomenon. It happened when agrobusiness interests dramatically transformed the plains without regard for drought, and created vicious dust storms that choked whole families to death. That’s what I think of when I read about data centers. 352232966641
Reposted by mayor goob 💚🌱Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 20/07/2026This shit with Taylor Farms is exactly what I’m talking about when I say you may say you “don’t do politics,“ but politics are more than happy to do you. The microbes political bribes got out the door and into your intestines don’t particularly care that you find it all beneath you. 594472470
Reposted by mayor goob 💚🌱skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026being alive is like what if u were in hell but sometimes it was fun 122868
Reposted by mayor goob 💚🌱Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 19/07/2026 10878931520
Reposted by mayor goob 💚🌱Natania Barron ~ Fantasy Author @natania.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Some of you weren’t raised by PBS, and it shows. 22873901099
Reposted by mayor goob 💚🌱slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 19/07/2026spain was by far the better team technically and professionally but gotta hand it to argentina for being the most annoying 215415
Reposted by mayor goob 💚🌱「 ✦ Jd🎃g ✦ 」 @jdogtoocool.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Spain beats Argentina in the FIFA World Cup final, and are the NEW WORLD CHAMPS for the second time!static.klipy.comWaving Flag of SpainALT: Waving Flag of Spain 0346