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mayor goob 💚🌱

@mayorgoob.bsky.social
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26, she/they. yee haw. i’m tired man. mayor of gooberville™️ pfp credit to @goretown.bsky.social tank yew berry mouch mwah 🫶🏻

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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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Andy @rukira91.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Saw this really gorgeous rainbow on the way home today
A sky full of orange clouds with a rainbow peeking out from them, you can see the top of a street lamp and part of a building’s roof at the bottom of the photo
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小島秀夫 @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 24/08/2026
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
One bean to rule them all One bean to find them One bean to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
The One Bean Dietitians
Recommend for Brain, heart, and gut health.
The darker the bean, the deeper the benefits.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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twenty one pilots lyric bot @twentyonelyrics.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
pardon my delay im navigating, im navigating my head.
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mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
guys it’s my last overnight shift bc i got promoted & i’m actually so sad & i hate this & idk why i said yes but i think im just anxious but im already so sad to be saying bye to my regulars that i won’t see anymore 🥺🥺😭😭😭
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bee 🌟 @starsbian.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
YOU ONLY HAVE TO LET THE SOFT ANIMAL OF YOUR BODY LOVE WHAT IT LOVESSSS!!!!!!!
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eevie ʚɞ @pawxorcist.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
come to me for ur vibe reads im goob certified
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mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
#17
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mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
y’all are a terrible influence 😽🫶🏻
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mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
guys i kinda wanna get another tatt should i do it
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mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
don’t have a belt so i improvised bc i almost pantsed myself cleaning urinals today. fashion is my passion truly
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
twink this twink that. wheres the love for hot fat guys
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mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
🔗 poomang.com/en/t/amanda_... i am a big personality girlie
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mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
butt nachos friends (honorable mention pizza) yeah that’s abt right
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Ender 🗡 @enderdarling.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Joshler Hourly 𓃑 @joshlereveryhour.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
it’s monday so yall know what that means. it’s time to reset for the week for success !!
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aestrophe 🪼 @aestrophe.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
manifesting peace and love on planet bluesky
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Zef ⏾ comms open ִ ࣪𖤐 @kzef.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Did a small cat painting today
Cat painting
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mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i need yall to know this is what i come home to EVERDAY now 😪🙏🏻 this is the same dog that used to limp around & wouldn’t even bark at strangers at the door in november. also idk why olive is under the bed she just thinks it’s neat down there ig. the cats are in the living room screaming for food lol
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mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
hello friends i am alive & my hair is long enough for little pigtails again & alani released the seasonal flavor i fein for so i’m ok!!! i miss you guys & didn’t mean to take a break but ! life is crazy rn lol. so much change. seeing 555 everywhere. so growing pains ig 🫂🤩
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mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
whoever’s got my voodoo doll can u just run it over pls & thank you? i’m taking a 10 so now is the TIME
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mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
guys i forgot my glasses & so i can’t see & i forgot my hair clips & i been pushing my bangs back bc it’s been raining so they’re all frizzy & i JUST saw them clearly i’m CRYING why aree they straight up
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mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
GUYS BATHROOM IS CLEANED & i got my period :/
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mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
TOBIAS UPDATE BTW??? this is the same dog that no longer has balls or a hernia, let me clip his nails after this without even nibbling at my fingers, & actually speaks instead of looking too scared to make a sound. he’s so noisy but he used to be scared of everything. look at him!!!! my son!!!!
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mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
guys i am keeping the pets 😼🗣️‼️ things are looking UP
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Skulls and Sheets @skullsandsheets.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Today is the 449th Anniversary of Black Shuck crashing into the service at St. Mary's Bungay, killing some people and then leaving to scratch the door of Holy Trinity Church Blythburgh.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Endless cycle
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Derek Faraci @whwoolhat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Bet you didn't know that the Little Morton Salt Girl is an immortal being who existed before there was life on Earth.
An ad for Morton Salt that shows the Little Morton Salt Girl with her umbrella. The text reads "She was there when life was created."
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SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Callin an ass a "hee haw"
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mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
not to flex but i just won rummikub my first time ever playing & i can’t even read
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mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
yall may think this is deep & metaphoric but i was actually talking abt the spider in the break room that’s eating all the fruit flies from my coworkers moldy ass yogurt in the fridge 😪🙏🏻
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mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
sometimes you gotta let the spider go so you don’t gotta worry abt the flies instead
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Smosh Out of Context @smoshclips.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
This is, and I am not even joking, going to fuck up so many hyperlexic kids. I got accused of plagiarism because I used the word “porous” in a sixth grade paper and that shit sticks with you, if not on the permanent record, then in the childhood.
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
they're putting me in the machine that makes everything okay
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mayor goob 💚🌱 @mayorgoob.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
🔗 uquiz.com/Result/stati... as a capricorn. I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT.
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Kevin Miranda @kevinmiranda.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Spider-Man by Steve Epting
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Lauri Donahue @lauridonahue.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
futurism.com/future-socie... lol
As one New York financier told Financial Times journalist Gillian Tett, new hires who were seen as “AI natives” are turning out to have alarmingly shallow ideas. So much so, the anonymous finance worker admitted, that his firm now actively avoids seeking out AI-literate STEM graduates, and opts to comb through humanities students instead.
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A lot of people don’t realize the dust bowl wasn’t a natural phenomenon. It happened when agrobusiness interests dramatically transformed the plains without regard for drought, and created vicious dust storms that choked whole families to death. That’s what I think of when I read about data centers.
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Mengxuan Li🍄画集予約受付中 @mengxuanli.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This shit with Taylor Farms is exactly what I’m talking about when I say you may say you “don’t do politics,“ but politics are more than happy to do you. The microbes political bribes got out the door and into your intestines don’t particularly care that you find it all beneath you.
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
being alive is like what if u were in hell but sometimes it was fun
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Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 19/07/2026
Two-panel comic. The first panel shows a barren wasteland, with two figures crying "What happened to modern gaming?!" "There is no passion anymore…" In the second panel, you see a green oasis in the background, where a figure sits in a chair, playing indie games on a screen.
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Natania Barron ~ Fantasy Author @natania.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Some of you weren’t raised by PBS, and it shows.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
spain was by far the better team technically and professionally but gotta hand it to argentina for being the most annoying
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「 ✦ Jd🎃g ✦ 」 @jdogtoocool.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Spain beats Argentina in the FIFA World Cup final, and are the NEW WORLD CHAMPS for the second time!
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Waving Flag of Spain
ALT: Waving Flag of Spain
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