Sign in

SilkyZubat

@silkyzubat.bsky.social
527 followers 871 following 3.2K posts

Actually a skeleton, I just haven't emerged from my meatvelope yet. He/him. 30s. pfp by @clairedeloon.bsky.social

PostsRepliesMedia
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So theres just a sperm whale vore movie getting a wide release Sure why not
010
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If Kafka is part of the ZZZ crossover I will SCREAM Come back to me, beloved!
000
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bro there are four personality archetypes and i promise you fit into at least one of them: 🔵 Leads 🟣 Does machines 🔴 Cool but rude 🟠 Party dude
110
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Im a little over halfway through my 30s with a lifelong animal obsession and degrees in environmental science and biology and i *still* discover new little guys i didnt know existed until that moment Today: stink badger
020
Reposted by SilkyZubat
Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sherry if you're not afraid to eat the Hal laboratory Inc dog eggs
433040917
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
PAC will go down as one of the best to ever do it. Your favorite wrestler's favorite wrestler. RIP 💔 #AEW
030
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Broked my egg :(
020
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I got 3rd in Scorpio cup which is better than i expected Taking CM20 off to focus on getting good legacies
000
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh look, another: *Proc 2 chains of Gold City before end of Junior year, fail to finish chain *Proc 2 chains of KSB at the end of Senior year, fail to finish chain *Rapidly finish all friend chains with supports whose capstones are useless to me and just there for stats
100
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I didnt get back into bed until AFTER dinner and AFTER I got my bedtime shower I want you to be proud of me
020
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I hope the cultural backlash against celebs looking like they're dying on GLP1s is that we get a whole lot of plump girlies That would be...that would be awesome
010
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Picture this: I'm staring down Group B finals. Things haven't been going my way, XOguri and runaway Bourbon are eating me alive. Final ticket. Final race. Lucky Pace Pasa ahead with XOguri screaming to the front on the final straight. Let me tell you the LEGEND of this fluffy little weirdo
100
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I wanna go back to not knowing
010
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Okay but... Les Mis but Eponine is a man.
100
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Who was your favorite Star Wars Episode I: Racer character (flirting)
000
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Im pretty sure most of accounts who post doomer shit when people speak positively about change following the midterms are just CIA
010
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
5 career runs 1 time I got Professor of Curvature hints 1 time (different time) I got Swinging Maestro hints I have never felt more fucked on by my horsies
000
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I accidentally qualified for Group A bro I'm absolutely screwed this is literally my Ace rn
001
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Do you think swapping spit with a Turian would kill you?
000
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What's THIS guy's story?
010
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ZZZ genuinely made the most fun pinball game I've ever played and in 30 days they're gonna abandon it forever and I'm devastated
100
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Pinball/TTRPG called Pinbeciles and Imbeciles
010
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I want someone to speak about me with the kind of reverence in their voice that the Crushinator's paw had in his
000
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wrestling is crazy cause like they're doing this thing that hurts and we know it but its okay. And then sometimes some dude fucks up and as long as they can still go I just have to ignore they went kidneys first on the corner of a door from 10' up in a way that would put me on short term disability
010
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Tartaglia and Scaramouche had a baby, dressed him like the Riddler, and nepo'd him into TOPS!??!?!?????
100
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Lemme just poison myself rq As a treat
000
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This beer is so fucking cold I fear ive somehow supercooled it
010
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Separate Ways was always the best Journey song
000
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I washed my dog at 4am
110
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
POV ur me
010
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I told my friends I was gonna get on hinge this weekend but im pretty sure im just gonna eat pizza and chill with my dog (and do my fuckass continuing education)
000
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bro classic X-Play is like genuinely an unlikable viewing experience today
100
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I still believe adding to my adult contemporary playlist will heal me
010
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why she makin her lips like that???
030
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Keep me company while I force myself to finish my CEUs plzplz
ngl.link
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
300
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is life with a chihuahua
140
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Remember last year when the most vociferous among the "Never Forget" crowd just plumb forgot?
000
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If 9/11ist were to happen on this here plane?
000
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Im bored as fuck rn
020
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
New ttRPG called Yee-Haws and Hee-Haws, wherein you play as a frontiersperson who mounts a horse or an ass
040
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Very deliberately reading people's misspellings out loud without drawing overt attention to it makes me laugh every time
010
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Calling Russian roulette "Schroedinger's bullet"
010
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
So ive been doing this consulting thing for a sister hospital that just started using our same charting software Its *really* good pay, but they picked it up so fast that im so fucking borrred lmfaaaaao
010
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Agnes Digital's personal rule: Everything in the universe is someone's oshi; even if its not your thing, it should still be treated as precious.
000
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Rip Andy Williams. My thoughts are with his friends and family today.
000
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I like to eat tuff bread because it makes me feel like a pirate
240
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And then this whacky nonsense happened
My chihuahua Rue protecting her hedgehog from a different angle. She has a double chin due to her ample neck flesh, which is embarrassing for her.
030
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This round-headed idiot This *roundie* head
My chihuahua Rue guarding her hedgehog toy, with her ears pinned back, making her look round-headed, which is embarrassing for her.
110
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh I forgot to say Hail to the King, babay (King only came second to that persons Gold City and I think we coulda had her with a better position out of the corner)
000
SilkyZubat @silkyzubat.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I might die because all I want to eat is mozzarella with tomato and basil
140