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Max🇵🇸

@maxmmj.bsky.social
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Poetry, thoughts, jokes - He/Him

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
earlier i encountered an ai agent of some kind who seemed to sense my presence the instant i walked into the room. that was unsettling enough, but what happened next terrified me: it wrote a song, suggested i play it "note for note," and, when i expressed worry, told me not to worry but "be happy"
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Max🇵🇸 @maxmmj.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Levy is in this fascinating place of youtube fame. One of the largest gaps between the likability and maturity of the creator vs the likability and maturity of the fans I’ve ever seen. The guy seems to have very little ego but his supporters treat him like KSI or something.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 09/06/2026
They force-feminized all the World Cup players and now it’s called the Girled Cup. They did this due to woke and gender. The sport is called footovary now too sorry. Girled Cup
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Max🇵🇸 @maxmmj.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
ecological disasters are nature's primary way of giving you an excuse to text your ex
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Max🇵🇸 @maxmmj.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
What I'd like to hear every democratic elected official answer is "what are the levers of power you haven't thrown but could if the situation demanded it" and then "what would it take for you to use that power"
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Max🇵🇸 @maxmmj.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
there should be some fun questions on the census. what's ur favorite color. do you have a crush on anyone
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Yeah they're called white men and America is full of them I just don't think I should be paying them with my tax money. they can be pieces of shit for free like normal
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
“There is no reason why good cannot triumph as often as evil. The triumph of anything is a matter of organization. If there are such things as angels, I hope that they are organized along the lines of the Mafia.” -Kurt Vonnegut
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 30/10/2025
i also get that some people live for this shit. there are people in the QTs of they post complaining that they didn’t get these answers earlier. some people come to art for things i don’t and i just need to accept that this is Okay
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion. As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
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Max🇵🇸 @maxmmj.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Give a man to a fish, what?
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Max🇵🇸 @maxmmj.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I've never had an "idea" in my life, but I'm thinking about it.
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Max🇵🇸 @maxmmj.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
truly no idea why this one has such a hold on me
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Max🇵🇸 @maxmmj.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
A spindrift tastes like I was drinking seltzer and a bird ate a lemon and then vomited into my mouth
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Simon Hintermann @aurumek.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Today is my birthday (turning 29), which is the only time all year that I ask for a repost 🌿 I hope you get lost in fantasy worlds as much as I do 🔮
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
"aha methinks calvin's latest modification to the rules of calvinball may have some unintended consequences for him!"
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abel @abelwithatable.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I really wish elected Democrats would channel all the energy from the No Kings Rallies into something productive/progressive but I fear I’m flying too close to the sun.
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Max🇵🇸 @maxmmj.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
It might be politically savvy but I don’t like that the left is taking the “materialism is good and any threat to the immediate mass consumption of goods is a terrible thing” argument. The tariffs are bad because they increase wealth disparity and were poorly applied, not because capitalism good.
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Max🇵🇸 @maxmmj.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I’m a moderate so I don’t care if ideas are left or racist, it’s just whatever lets me get mad at young people online. I guess mostly racist stuff.
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Max🇵🇸 @maxmmj.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Why is a 6-digit verification code always some shit like 673029.
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Max🇵🇸 @maxmmj.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
The Paul McCartney vs Neil DeGrasse Tyson fight on Tubi was actually so good. I don't think they should have let Paul use the guitar, though.
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Max🇵🇸 @maxmmj.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
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Max🇵🇸 @maxmmj.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Bluesky is asking me to like 10 posts so I am searching very hard for some that aren't "it's so nice to be here instead of twitter." It is nice though.
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Max🇵🇸 @maxmmj.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Running as the current VP of an unpopular president is just an impossible task. She needed to distance from Biden, to critique the establishment, and she couldn't.
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