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Max

@maximumdamage.bsky.social
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transsexual trotskyist, liker of good movies, law student. she/her Wellington, New Zealand

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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 02/10/2025
i actly dont want bsky coming down heavier on moderation even to ban The Hated Jesse Singal because their biggest continuous fuck up is they enforce it horribly / inconsistently now & i think enabling people to think mods should be their friends who ban enemies is how we got to Musk's Twitter lol
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Max @maximumdamage.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
one sluck is the worst thing you can be down on
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
3:19am I believe in us. We will be okay. We will see communism in our lifetimes. I love you. 3:44am Burning all my paintings. My art is a waste I am sorry for wasting so much time I will never be good enough 4:31am if kirby swallowed a pirate he would be Scurby
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Max @maximumdamage.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
this is so funny dude
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
i did not say i "fear" the reaper dude, i just said i think it's annoying that there's a reaper
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Max @maximumdamage.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
the presentation of The Sopranos was a mistake, enough funny jokes and enough subjectivity centered on a monstrous protagonist was just a recipe for millions of toxic young men to identify with a man who canonically only eats his wife's pussy once a year
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Max @maximumdamage.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I'm in Melbourne having a Golden Gay Time with your girl
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Max @maximumdamage.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I'm in Melbourne having a Golden Gay Time with your girl
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Max @maximumdamage.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
admitedly there's no one i hate more than someone who reflects my own flaws back at me
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 23/09/2025
The Mind-Blowing State Of The Pussy At An Exercise Group For The Elderly
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
>"DEATH BEFORE DETRANSITION" Is there ANYONE who won't demand that I die young?
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
welcome to the tonight show! i’m your host joe rogan (applause) president trump went golfing this week looking more healthy than ever (laughter) trump says he set a new course record (more laughter, rogan starts sweating) please… (sniper red dot appears on his forehead)
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Max @maximumdamage.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
i had a dream i moved to new york and everyone in new york slept in huge beds like beds big enough for 7 people but theyd be in there all by themselves and whenever id ask about the huge beds theyd just shrug and say "it's new york style"
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Max @maximumdamage.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
your man is at my girl's housewarming pronouncing ho99o9 as "ho ninety-nine o nine" come pick him up please
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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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Max @maximumdamage.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
often think about that clip of Fran Lebowitz talking about how the once great New York ballet scene got decimated by AIDs not merely because they lost so many of their great performers, but that they lost so much of their audience that knew what good ballet was
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Max @maximumdamage.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
*Seinfeld not that there's anything wrong with that voice* Not that I programmatically endorse random acts of terror.
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Jesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
[Pusha T] hit the holy see in the two seater / what's sweeter? the jesus piece or the keys of peter / from the street to the mitre, all prada / she heard my bro a Leo, she call he papa [Malice] young and reckless / coke whiter than the papal vestments
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
They're saying someone won the Powerball. I don't believe it. Do you know how fantastically improbable it is to win that thing?
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Max @maximumdamage.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I'm fucking genders you havent heard of, asking for pronouns you can't pronounce
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Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
What was everyone's favorite #MalamarMoment? Mine was that moment in Emerald where #MyFriendMalamar descended from the sky to stop Groudon and Kyogre from fighting
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
It may not be "politically correct" to say this, but I don't care: The United Kingdom is a presidential republic, much like Egypt or France, with a unicameral legislature serving staggered six-year appointments.
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Max @maximumdamage.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
there should be much ado about something fir a change
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bat ghoulson 🎃 @mathewolson.com · 04/09/2025
If you're an indie developer, you should hang this screenshot on your wall and use it as inspiration to never give up
soulja boy playing braid
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Max @maximumdamage.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
My deadname is Maks, Max is like a cool non-binary remix of it
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Max @maximumdamage.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
nothing bad happens if you put boiling water in your hot water bottle, nothing bad happens if you mix your laundry, this world is so fucked up ...
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laura “Skeleton” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
BREAKING NEWS: A 23-year-old boy is driving away in a thin car. Watch live:
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
Gordon Freeman's job at the black mesa science facility is pushing the little cart into the big laser. it's what he wrote his doctoral thesis about
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
oh my god what do i do taylor. i hate my boyfriend even though he doesn't do anything and his hair is so long. i can't do this forever. he's so gross. he's using my shower and i wanna trap him in there like a sim. please leave travis and come out. i need this. clear a path taylor
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Max @maximumdamage.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
at a certain saturation of bruises on my neck I start to have thoughts about how neck tattoos would look really good on me
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Max @maximumdamage.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
For the offence of "lezzing out" I plead GUILTY
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Max @maximumdamage.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Hinge loves to go "we think you and ___ have a lot in common" and ___ will be the worst bitch I know
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
good afternoon
youtube thumbnail showing a middle aged guy shooting a pistol at something off screen. an arrow is pointing at him that says don't do this. an overlay of a guy is in the lower right corner.  his fingers are at his temples as he's speaking and there's a red arrow pointing at him saying lawyer.
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
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Max @maximumdamage.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
let everything you've ever believed in whither away on the alter of compromise year after year, reaction will still win
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splendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 15/08/2025
flaming moe's
lenny is sat with homer at moe's with some pokemon cards scattered across the bar.
Lenny: hey whatcha got there homer?
Homer: oh i don't know... it's some crap the boy is into these days
Barney: hey! moe! this one looks like you!
Moe then snatches the card.
Moe: what? gimme that! i oughta sue the hell outta-
Moe then contrmplates the Magmar card, and finds recognition within it.
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Don't act like there isn't a crisis. Act like it isn't the last crisis you will ever face.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
RHETORIC - You -- against the atom, the charm and the spin. Where the whole world failed -- matter failed to bend to human will; human will failed to get out of bed and tie its laces -- you alone, single-handedly, will rebuild the dreams of the working class. You are The Last Communist.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.
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Max @maximumdamage.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Not being friends with conservatives is one of my least favourite Rules of radlib moralism. I empathise with anyone's discomfort ofc but who you do and don't hang out with is not a practical tool for reshaping the world and you shouldn't think of of it as a reward for having good politics.
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Max @maximumdamage.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
don't you dare put green party positivity on my timeline... or I will have to subskeet you in a confusing manner 1 week later
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Max @maximumdamage.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
I'm the Jar Jar Binks of Post-Spartacism.
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ruiner @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 02/08/2025
it’s ESTROGEN, dewey. it makes your skin soft, and your ass fat, and it makes girls from philadelphia think you’re sexy as hell. you don’t want none of this shit.
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Boo! DooPerson @boodoo.co · 30/07/2025
I tried looking at some online pornography the other night. OK it was Noon, but still. This window pops up, says "To access this webpage, please scan your face to verify your age." So I do, and it says "here's a free premium account. You look like you really need one, buddy!" No respect....
Rodney Dangerfield in front of multi-colored curtains, adjusting his collar
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Max @maximumdamage.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
sometimes I just do shit on the basis of like "this would go crazy in a montage in my biopic"
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Max @maximumdamage.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
being transgender is such a fucking hassle sometimes but also I doubt I'd be anywhere near as cool if I wasn't
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Max @maximumdamage.bsky.social · 18/02/2024
there should be a show called the simpsons that features various different simpsons getting into goofs and antics every week
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