Reposted by Mavis DeeMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 13/03/2026There’s nothing more obnoxious than when people celebrate being an asshole or “just saying what everyone’s thinking” Yeah, dude, most people have edgy thoughts, and learn to keep them inside. It’s called control. What you’re doing is like being really proud of constantly shitting yourself. 754945822
Mavis Dee @mavisdee.bsky.social · 29/06/2025This is my book, written by myself. It is a fictional account of a woman who returns to her childhood home to recover from trauma. She meets interesting people, gets a dog, drinks loads of coffee and heals a bit, then doesn’t. Found family is at the heart of this novel. 020
Mavis Dee @mavisdee.bsky.social · 25/06/2025I wrote a book. It’s for sale on Amazon. I can’t quite believe it. 120
Mavis Dee @mavisdee.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Seabrook Trebles, very tasty but look disturbingly like mini loofahs. Seabrook crisps are so good and so cheap by the way. 010
Mavis Dee @mavisdee.bsky.social · 11/05/2025I’m doing a wordsearch. Which Disney movie is this exactly ? Ha ha 020
Mavis Dee @mavisdee.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Give a man a fish and you will feed him for a day. Teach a man how to fish, and you will be subject to a lifetime of trying to get him to understand what you’re telling him and supporting his attempts to fish. So just agree to give him fish for the rest of his life. It’s easier all round. 000
Mavis Dee @mavisdee.bsky.social · 29/04/2025If you want a genuinely feminist and not cruel author to follow, might I suggest @valmcdermid.bsky.social as she has been a feminist for a long time, for good reasons. 000
Mavis Dee @mavisdee.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Hello I forgot all about Bluesky for a bit as I was too busy being overwhelmed by life. I wish I could say I’ve been busy but I’ve been hugely busy overthinking. 110
Mavis Dee @mavisdee.bsky.social · 23/01/2025In NHS Fife, a woman has complained that a trans woman changed in the ladies changing. The trans woman in question has said she does not want misgendered in court. The furore is not about safety (for both) in changing rooms. It’s about someone’s right to misgender someone else. 000
Mavis Dee @mavisdee.bsky.social · 23/01/2025My dear husband just called me a fascist because I do not believe anyone should ever be misgendered, in court or otherwise. 120
Mavis Dee @mavisdee.bsky.social · 20/01/2025I have so much to do and a zilllion things to think about and I am solving this by staying in bed and fretting. Aaaaargh. 010
Mavis Dee @mavisdee.bsky.social · 11/01/2025A very happy 50th birthday to @matteorenzi.bsky.social - my birthday twin. 000
Mavis Dee @mavisdee.bsky.social · 10/01/2025Last day of my forties. Tomorrow I am officially old enough to get a free pen from life insurance companies AND a bowel test kit. 010
Mavis Dee @mavisdee.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I just saw a thing “what is your age backwards”. Crikey, I’m 94, but I shall be 5 on Saturday. 110
Mavis Dee @mavisdee.bsky.social · 08/01/2025My son just sent me a text and I replied “Great”. I have fully transitioned into my mother. 000
Mavis Dee @mavisdee.bsky.social · 03/01/2025If you see this post, post a pic from your device without an explanation 200
Mavis Dee @mavisdee.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Dear England. We have not finished celebrating yet. Regards. Scotland 000
Mavis Dee @mavisdee.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Thanks AI for the scary photo. Wishing you all a magnificent 2025. 010
Mavis Dee @mavisdee.bsky.social · 26/12/2024I don’t understand the picture and what it has to do with the product. 010
Mavis Dee @mavisdee.bsky.social · 25/12/2024@fizzandnonsense.bsky.social thank you thank you thank you xx 010
Mavis Dee @mavisdee.bsky.social · 25/12/2024I am blown away by the gorgeousness of my #twanta2024 gift. It’s just perfect, I love it so much. Thank you, whoever you are. 2160
Mavis Dee @mavisdee.bsky.social · 15/12/2024So Christmas is next week, yeah? Guess I should maybe get ready. Tomorrow: go to Waterstones and buy a ton of vouchers. Sit down and be pleased with myself. Oh yeah. Put the decorations up. All that jazz. It’s been a stressful month. I haven’t had a chance for premature Christmasulation. 010
Mavis Dee @mavisdee.bsky.social · 15/12/2024@pierrenovellie.bsky.social I have just finished your wonderful book, “why can’t I just enjoy things?” And I have never related to anything more. Thank you for sharing all your research. By the way, I used to email your solo podcast as Morag Drummond, then you went onto the Budcast and I got very. 110
Reposted by Mavis DeeStuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Don't have an advent calendar, so I'm opening a different neighbour's window every morning. Today's pic: screaming man in a bath. Not very festive 🙁 18704139
Reposted by Mavis DeeOlaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Who called them atheists and not Christian Slaters? 317116
Reposted by Mavis DeeOlaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 25/11/2024The more cabbage and carrot you shred, the bigger the side salad ~ Cole’s Law 738961
Mavis Dee @mavisdee.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I see the strict no smoking anywhere on the grounds is strictly adhered to. 010
Reposted by Mavis DeeMichael 🌱 Ⓥ @changedgear.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Me popping back to Twitter to see if it's improved.... 1013342621
Reposted by Mavis DeeOlaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Right Bluesky please do share this especially to parents of kids aged 4+. I’m doing my award-winning comedy show for kids in central London on Saturday November 30th. There will be: • Jokes • Songs • Weird stuff • A sausage bird • Drawing • More weird stuff underbellyboulevard.com/tickets/olaf...underbellyboulevard.comOlaf Falafel’s Stupidest Super Stupid Show So Far | Underbelly BoulevardThe comedy show comedians take their kids to is back and even more stupider! 25238
Mavis Dee @mavisdee.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Where’s my starter pack and did it contain any cheese? 000
Mavis Dee @mavisdee.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Bluesky is nice so far. It’s like Twitter from the old days when it was nice and you could waste a whole afternoon on it. 010
Mavis Dee @mavisdee.bsky.social · 13/11/2024I just learned that a collection of ravens is called an “unkindness” or a “conspiracy”. I’m going with conspiracy as it’s cooler. I’m sad. Everyone is scared of black creatures. Black cats, black dogs, black birds, they are always given negative connotations. 120
Reposted by Mavis DeeBrian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 13/11/2024Today’s poem is called ‘An Invention of Collective Nouns’. 22458150
Mavis Dee @mavisdee.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Daily fight as to “do you not think I’ve tried that” when discussing my daughter. It should be a prerequisite that people working with autistic kids (like teachers, social workers) actually understand autism, and the different variants on the SPECTRUM. But alas. Same trite nonsense from everyone. 000
Mavis Dee @mavisdee.bsky.social · 11/11/2024First ever Blue Sky post. Hmm. I should say something interesting. Nope. Blank as a blanket. 550
![An Invention of Collective Nouns
A reckoning of spreadsheets.
A distraction of smartphones.
A prattle of podcasts.
A mispronunciation of scones.
A clique of photographers.
A heard of precedents.
An enjambment of
poets. A grope of presidents.
A pile of haemorrhoids.
A bunion of personal trainers.
A bout of estimations.
A condescension of mansplainers.
A stroke of geniuses.
A spot of adolescents.
An embarrassment of Richards.
A collection [crossed out] correction of pedants.
Brian Bilston](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3hptt3d3jvwahhnl3jvsycc2/bafkreia745dujpue4kdq4xjjboy32mo7t5iz3shnzidtegnlta2ql6fnae)
