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Mauser Frau

@mauserfrau.bsky.social
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Dirty fiction, art, surreal texts, desert mayhem and drinking chianti straight out of the bottle. Bothering the internet since last century. I am the problem. 21+, please 🍷. Banner by @darlingafterdark | Icon by CabbageSlayyer @ Tweeter

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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why the fuck does anyone care about John Steinbeck in 2026?
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Make it exist first. You can make it good later. Says Skeletor thinking this octopus staff needs some more work.
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What if I wrote the gayest Big Dumb Object novel ever? What if I did that?
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BLLK Rare Pair Week @bllkrpw.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
hey guys... [sweats nervously]... there's only TWO (2!) weeks left until #bllkrarepairweek starts?!?! how's everyone's WIPs looking? 😱
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☠️💉DramaticDino💉☠️ @dramaticdino.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
rnbnse Sae watching that fucking rabbit just to make sure hes not enjoying himself a little too much
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Why is Teddy's team logo something from Lovecraft and why is Ranze suddenly Lain?
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
As someone who has actually read Princess Knight? /takes The Ribbon Hero /drops it into the sea /finds a way to set the sea on fire
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せんぎりこ @g1r1g1r1h.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
表紙コネコネ中
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I FUCKING CALLED IT. EGO IS A VIOLENT, JEALOUS SHITHEAD. Check out my very long fic where he pays for being a violent, jealous shithead (also Ness and Kaiser 🦴 or something): archiveofourown.org/works/632662... #bluelock, #deaddove, #nesskai
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Ppl will be like "if the sex scene has no narrative value it shouldn't be included." Ok, jokes have no narrative value. Does costuming have narrative value? The set dressing? Maybe some parts of a story can just be there because they are ENJOYABLE. What a concept
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Hentai Artist Meet-Up. A man shakes another man's hand and says "bro, I am such a huge fan. I've jacked it so many times to your shit." The other man says "No way! I've jacked it so many times to YOUR shit."
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Shaenon K. Garrity @shaenon.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
If I was in a room where Yoko Takahashi sang "A Cruel Angel's Thesis" I would simply die on the spot, please and thank you
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I guess some BlueLock stuff happened today. KAISER YOU BITCH YOU ARE LATE TO YOUR OWN PARTY. Also, I finished my one fic. It's only 425,000 words long at about 15% sex so that's about 63,000 words of porn. archiveofourown.org/works/632662...
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REI SE-LA🧸聖羅零 @seilarei.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
This site needs a break! Posting three good things that aren't the ends of other, terrible things. 1) Bringing laughter and joy to people I care about 🥰. 2) Tasting the first Cadbury Egg of the season before the groceries are put away. 3) Cats. Purring.
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Reading Blue Lock at the cardiologst (not my appointment).
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REI SE-LA🧸聖羅零 @seilarei.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
kainess
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
#bluelock337 So did Ego forget how to play soccer or...?
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Luz Lavorre @luzlavorre.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
PSA for Discord's new age verification! If you get hit by it and refuse to give them any ID or face scans as you should, here's a way to just... bypass it. Go to Settings - Family Centre and then just enter a date of birth that's 18+ It's really that simple. Give them nothing.
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りさき @risaki-sousaku.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
#青檻プラス #bllプラス 🌹夢 Gute Nacht 🌙 いい夢が見られますように!
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りさき @risaki-sousaku.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
#青檻プラス #bllプラス 🌹夢 じーーーー
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りさき @risaki-sousaku.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
#青檻プラス #bllプラス 🌹夢 帰りが遅くなったので...
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りさき @risaki-sousaku.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
#青檻プラス #bllプラス 🌹夢 ⚠️夢主姿ありです ギュッ🫶💙
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I just called somebody else's character a McTwink Deluxe. I need everyone to know that.
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
So, you know the guy who wrote Stanger in a Strange Land also wrote a story where magical, golden space bunnies think mashed potato and gravy flavored fruit into existence? Yeah, I'm not accepting "that's silly" as a criticism anymore.
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❤️‍🔥🔞KTG🔞❤️‍🔥🩸⚙️WRM: Bloodlust ⚙️🩸 @ktgwrites.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Fandom Internet Etiquette: 1) ship and let ship 2) don't like, don't read 3) canon doesn't matter 4) trolls are just brats who need taming 5) no ship is "wrong" or immoral; they're just dolls 6) fiction =/= reality; get over it 7) respect fandom creators; they're doing this shit for free
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
It's Sunday night and my family is talking about putting Tommy Wiseau in a suitcase for Reasons (none of which are harming Tommy Wiseau).
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
So, I ate cheeseballs over two different versions of THAT scene in Room #9. I just wanted everyone to know that. *munch*
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UNAGIDON @ribboneels.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
magical girls
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
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甘党 @amatou-matcha.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
こっちにもリハビリ落書き〜! 本を読んでる🌹のつもり😌 明日こそプロット完成させてネームに取りかかりたい!!
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日光燈 @riii4869.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
🦇 #ガンダムW
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りさき @risaki-sousaku.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
2/1本日のkis🌹 👔着てるザー💙
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りさき @risaki-sousaku.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
こういう笑顔が見たいkis🌹
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
get it right
3 panel comic

Panel 1:
A Pink Guy has spray painted the words “All billionaires are scum” on a blue wall. Pleased with his work, he looks at the reader and gives a thumbs up.

Panel 2: 
An Orange Guy comes into shot and snatches the can of spray paint out of the Pink Guy’s hand. He looks angry and yells “Hey!”

Panel 3:
The Orange Guy has changed the message so it now reads “All billionaires are scumbag pedophiles.
Both the Pink Guy and the Orange Guy give the reader a thumbs up.
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REI SE-LA🧸聖羅零 @seilarei.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
kainess kiss kiss kiss
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Me, Last April: And I won't add any extra violence to the Blue Lock parts of my fic 😘. Me, Today: /🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸 while Carpenter Brut blares in the background I lasted all of 2,137 words.
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るるるるり @aru0316.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
青训😊 #kins #kainess
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イトヲ @itow.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
眼鏡バージョン
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Me: /writing a scene with two characters rolling around on the floor biting each other while "Rabbit In The Headlights" by Michael Oakley plays in the background. Also Me: I thought this was a fanfic for a SOCCER MANGA. Me: quiet, you
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
If ancient cave art is to be believed, horses were chubbier and rounder back in the day, which is also true for My Little Ponies
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
The pudding thoughts won.
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REI SE-LA🧸聖羅零 @seilarei.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
絵チャ kainess
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まちゅ @machu-s2.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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