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Mauser Frau

@mauserfrau.bsky.social
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Dirty fiction, art, surreal texts, desert mayhem and drinking chianti straight out of the bottle. Bothering the internet since last century. I am the problem. 21+, please 🍷. Banner by @darlingafterdark | Icon by CabbageSlayyer @ Tweeter

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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Why is Teddy's team logo something from Lovecraft and why is Ranze suddenly Lain?
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I FUCKING CALLED IT. EGO IS A VIOLENT, JEALOUS SHITHEAD. Check out my very long fic where he pays for being a violent, jealous shithead (also Ness and Kaiser 🦴 or something): archiveofourown.org/works/632662... #bluelock, #deaddove, #nesskai
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
@kainesskai-week.bsky.social I remembered it's WIP Wednesday for once! [sample contains Kaiser scars]
“Were you smoking?” Ness asked, puzzled.  Some kind of smoke was definitely lingering around the apartment.  It wasn’t any smoke he knew was the thing.  He hadn’t really thought Kaiser would be into weed.  If this was weed smoke.  He’d grown up in a pretty straight-laced part of Hamburg and he couldn’t have said with certainty what weed smelled like besides “bad, but also good”.  This was sweet and floral.  
Kaiser continued to glare at him from over the back of the couch.  “Take your shoes off,” he said and finally turned away.  
That’s right.  They were doing the Japanese thing.  Shoes stayed by the door. 
Ness’s were snowy anyway.  He undid the laces on his boots and mopped up the melt water.  His stocking feet skidded on the bare floor and he ended up swinging into their lonely armchair to peel off his socks.  “You didn’t answer my question,” he mentioned.
“No, Ness.” Kaiser didn’t even look up from his book to say it.
“Then what’s that smell?”
“The neighbors making something weird for dinner? I don’t know.”
It was pretty late for supper, especially something heavy and perfumed.  Ali sometimes ate meals with his family over Zoom at odd hours.  Besides, this smelled decidedly burnt.  
Ness could already tell he wasn’t getting anywhere with Kaiser about it that night.  “Alright,” he said and leaned back, staring at the crystal and brass ceiling lamp that felt like it belonged anywhere besides the apartment block where Bastard München housed their not quite 18s with a barely there curfew and room checks that consisted of “yes, that is definitely a room”.  After a moment and another sniff, he checked his phone.  And sighed.  “Why’s Mom calling me again?” 
“I’m reading,” Kaiser snapped.  But Kaiser read Nietzsche on the team bus.
Ness privately thought that was a little much, but he gave Kaiser space.  One, it wasn’t worth arguing about after 10PM— he’d barely made that barely there curfew —and two, Kaiser’s body.  He was littered with old wounds.  Well, Ness was too, but his were from adventuring unsupervised.  Kaiser’s, he could only imagine.  Imagining hurt his heart.  There that was two things getting him down.  He resolved to text his mother for the time being and to not think about the constellation of cigarette burns Michael Kaiser wore under his heart.  They looked like Auriga in the showers.
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
www.theguardian.com/books/2025/n... DOES THIS PIGFUCKER HAVE A THOUGHT IN HIS HEAD LOLOLOLOL
some sort of mamal with no brain only incel thoughts
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Me: This thread on Twatter makes me wonder if people can read. Also me: Did I just confuse a friend's birthday with the birthday of a fictional person???
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
@haleematthews.bsky.social Hello! I have written this much in thequill.app ! I love it so much!!
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Chapter 23 of my #nski / #kins fic is up! Features a certain tag people have been waiting for truly going live. NSFW! archiveofourown.org/works/632662...
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
My cat had her teeth cleaned yesterday. She's a rescue and grew up in cat poverty, so the state of her mouth was dubious. Miraculously, she only needed one small repair! Here's a picture of her taken after she stole an entire loaf of Roman peasant bread.
And exceptionally beautiful tortaby cat with one eye and a love of carbs.
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Speaking of sex scenes, Chapter 22 of my #neskai / #kaines fic is up... archiveofourown.org/works/632662...
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
archiveofourown.org/works/632662... So I got Chapter 20 up! 🥳🥳🥳 The cat who caused the delay is currently sitting on my lap. Happy Weekend everybody.
They were up late in the gym.  Kaiser had been doing arm curls at himself in the mirror when Ness arrived, staring down his own reflection.  

Ness didn’t bother him when he got like that.  Kaiser might as well have been thinking himself muscles with that look on his face.  So, Ness stretched.  He wasn’t as flexible as he’d been as a little kid, but he was close.  He could still do splits, but they were pretty uncomfortable given how his anatomy had changed.  He could also bite his own toenails if he wanted to, but that was gross.  His favorite showoff was to go upside-down with his weight on his forearms, to stretch his legs up and to draw them apart until the center of his body started to ache.  He did that.  

Kaiser didn’t even look.
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Chapter 19 of my #nesskai / #kainess fic is up! (Mind the tags.) (And the fact I got all the Russian surnames in this chapter from Cold War Era sci-fi.) archiveofourown.org/works/632662...
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
The FUCK. Michael Kaiser was weird before I got here. What part of standing in front of a mirror bare-assed naked while hyping himself up is normal???
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Me in real life tho.
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 10/07/2024
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 18/04/2024
A 90s anime meme.
Me: a man looking away from his date
His date: my outline
The girl he IS looking at: the idea that came to me in a dream after hours whining about how I didn't want to write the next part of the outline
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
#writing #writerlife #freedomfromfrandomhouse
No: A story should reek of its genre.
Yes: Put every trope you like in a blender and hit "emulsify".
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 31/03/2024
Happy Yaoi Zombie Jesus Day to those who looked at this pic and were like-- yeah, checks out.
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 13/03/2024
ITT: I think friendo here wants me to write more.
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 15/02/2024
I strongly suggest everyone who writes anything read up on the 2023 Hugo debacle: www.patreon.com/posts/98498779 For those of you short on time, here's Kat Jones being a fucking HOA Karen.
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
Q: What have I been up to lately? A: Nothing good. Also, this: queersilcozine.itch.io/queer-silco-...
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
OK, so I changed my Discord icon to Linka high on Bliss (you know, you know). I defy you to tell me this was anything besided a good life choice.
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 29/11/2023
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
I'm one of those people who talks through problems to solve them. This ranges from: Me: So, if this is a driving social force, how many drugs do these people do? Other writer: It's 2AM. to Me: It's a paper. It's flat. You write on it. Am I missing something? Coworker: No, but the client sure is.
Smoking Keanu image such as was used in work chat re: the above discussion and many more...
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
Me: /once made someone soliciting body horror nauseous with my submission Also Me: /has tagged for "baby eating" at least twice Finally Me: /see screenshot if you were wondering what it took to make me lose my personal shit
The text is of me losing my damn mind over someone guilting another party into buying them chicken nuggets while said someone was actively working in a pizza shop.
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
Going to see 'The Room'. Am I doing it right???
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
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Mauser Frau @mauserfrau.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
Go right ahead!
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