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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 3h

If you know which game we're playing, you're my people.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 5h

Nigella is a bitch on wheels on the latest bake. I can't say Paul hadn't been begging for this for seasons.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sometimes ladies gotta check themselves: every booty hole is a tootie hole. That's right: you fart and it stinks.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I really wish that all these apps would quit trying to force me to biometric login. I have a very intimate understanding of personal information security and biometrics is NOT IT.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Things have been so chaotic between work re-org and a health scare (I'm fine) that I haven't been paying attention to the world until now. Then, I look at the news:

C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Got kicked outta the looney bin last night. I couldn't be more proud.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

He told me he put my best belt IN THE WASH. It's the best because it fits the finally smaller waist. I got out the awl, found an old board...and went to work.

Awl, belt, board, hammer. I'm making a new belt loop. Lost some girth, I did.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Less than a month out from this conference aaaaand...I had no idea before this week's work announcement that I'd be using it for job seeking instead of knowledge sharing, but when they excitedly announce that the drunk dogs will now be driving the bus...you adjust.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The post it takes so long, so I've got to sing this song. To let you know how I feel, whats the deal baby. And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do. My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you...

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

There should be a dedicated line for folks looking to check out when purchasing smoking cessation products. Lives will be saved.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The Dodge Caravan of 24th century spacecraft.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Saturday mornings in the ER are just THE BEST.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I have to present to the Executive Committee. If our idea wins, I have to go back to Philly to present at the next board meeting. I've never wanted to throw a match so hard.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

My team selected me to do our AI pitch for the "AI Shark Tank". Me: I knew you guys were gonna do this. Tom: well, you're the boss. You could order me to do it. Me: this is when I have to point out how wise I am not to record these meetings. Everyone: ??? Me: fuck you, Tom.

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dylan‽ @audhdylan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

You can't trust ciabatta bread, I'm afraid. CIA is right there in the name.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Pack of smokes, old school Nintendo and a sixer of high octane IPA last night. Woke up smelling like a Korean arcade.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Why does vintage gay porn usually feature department store music??

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I ask this while above the garage making love to said remainder...

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Okay, so we know that drunk cigarettes don't count, but what if sober you wakes up with the remainder of the pack? What if?!

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Dildo chucking used to just be sex party hijinks. I miss those times.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I momentarily got excited at the idea we might have launched her off the rock...

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

"Let me know if you need a faguber this afternoon. I know, it sounds more stupid than it is...presently."

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

any priest who doesn’t guzzle the communion wine like a drunken sailor is a fraud

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

UPS can't make its 2 hour delivery window, so they offer a 4 hour window tomorrow, starting at the same time as today, but including more hours when we won't be home. Or..."for $6 we can leave it at Staples" The cable and phone companies have evangelize this shit behavior.

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

My ancestors ate or used every part of the chicken mcnugget

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Professor Puff & Pass grows chiles. Sometimes he dries them and grinds them into flakes as he did with gochugaru as I was folding laundry. Upon walking through the kitchen, I sneezed so hard I dropped the laundry on the kitchen floor. They don't taste so spicy on the tongue. The nose disagrees.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Fun story: I was pulled over once for a busted headlight. It went out mere miles from home and I noticed, but pressed on. When I was talking to the officer, the song "One Headlight" came on. I'm like: really, universe?! I guess, at least, you have a sense of humor.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I used aspire to be online enough that when someone said "Well, it finally happened: I got blocked by [whoever]" I would be informed enough to know the preceding drama. Now, I'm like: I'm so glad you boys are having fun!

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Jane Lynch as Madeline Starkey: 'I'm Glad You're Having Fun'

Alt: Jane Lynch as Madeline Starkey: 'I'm Glad You're Having Fun' she says.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

When the move to decommission Maine Yankee gained steam in the 90's there were plenty of concerns as to how they would replace such a large share of the states power supply. The answer: Hydro-Québec.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

45 minutes ago, he went to Wegmans on move-in weekend for Cornell University and Ithaca College. At what point do I dispatch a search party?

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