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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

They support their employees so well in that regard.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

It's worth the time, especially if you have really good coffee.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

There's a bubbly bitch on this 8AM bus back to Ithaca who is chatting everyone up with vapid conversation. Then she turns to me. Me: Do not even try.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Why are you pearl clutching on my weekly weekend SOP?!

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Me: Sounds like Troy Jackson ran ovah Sue Collins with a pulp loadah. Friend: Ayuh.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

What do they play when an English royal discovers their genitals?

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Asshole: whatever, faggit. Me: My NAME is DOWNTOWN ABBIE!! [asshole scampers]

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If you know which game we're playing, you're my people.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Nigella is a bitch on wheels on the latest bake. I can't say Paul hadn't been begging for this for seasons.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Happened at our brewery yesterday: very loud bookclub ladies didn't want the party to end as we subtly, but angrily stared at the 1 cm of beer left in each glass for over an hour.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The "charity" is lateral, at best, economically.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'll be back in New York City for a conference this week and I found myself considering if I have time to frequent my favorite gay spaces (I don't)...and this came up as one of the reasons why that's okay with me on this brief jaunt.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sometimes ladies gotta check themselves: every booty hole is a tootie hole. That's right: you fart and it stinks.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I really wish that all these apps would quit trying to force me to biometric login. I have a very intimate understanding of personal information security and biometrics is NOT IT.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We'd certainly do "whatever" with much more aplomb than this guy.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Correct on the work angle. Dad eventually did it. Mummy Dearest remains on block because as far as she's concerned all the work is mine and it starts with "respect". Like: bitch, your version of respect involves many non negotiables like quitting dick. You have two other sons who put up with you.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Really, mine was beer. "A case of IPA, you say? And what will you be drinking?"

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It's wonderful, isn't it?? I especially love when someone is like "oh my god! I used to have that! How did you keep it in such good condition??" Bitch, I ate Oreos by the sleeve.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm on this journey with you. Recently: on damn, I look good in this shirt again??

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Things have been so chaotic between work re-org and a health scare (I'm fine) that I haven't been paying attention to the world until now. Then, I look at the news:

C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I've been going since I was a kid. It ruined all other fairs for me and I was fine with that.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ditch the coke. Keep the ice and the bourbon. You don't want to look too inexperienced.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Got kicked outta the looney bin last night. I couldn't be more proud.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

El nino, that bastard child is responsible.

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C'est Beau En Tabarnak @mauditetabarnak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

He told me he put my best belt IN THE WASH. It's the best because it fits the finally smaller waist. I got out the awl, found an old board...and went to work.

Awl, belt, board, hammer. I'm making a new belt loop. Lost some girth, I did.

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