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Maude

@maudify.bsky.social
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🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸 she/they • musician from Chicago 🎤 splitjawhc.bsky.social • click the link I dare you!!! linktr.ee/splitjawhc

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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Girls night 🤪
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Hello sorry for being absent I got to do a little vocal feature with The Callous Daoboys tho 🥲
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
The estrogen + anti depressants combo has rlly nerfed my tolerance so if I can just get thru like 2 of them I might as well not taste it after that
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Stoked to announce I think I finally have acquired whatever is you need to acquire to think beer tastes fine
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
But tell me again how it’s only about women’s sports or trans kids
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
AND I just got my tax return I am up unbelievable
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Happy Maude Wednesday I got an approved for an apartment 😁😁
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Tummy Tuesday on Wednesday
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
New hair 🍊🧡🥰
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Photos by Ari Karnezis
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
SPLITJAW live and sold out at Subterranean 🥲
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
I feel like the doomerism on here is a lil worse than Twitter tbh. But like, way less nazis so pick ur poison I guess
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Good to see you back on your bullshit, Jos
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
They literally said he’s a god king basically like what do u mean
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Or maybe toon town is just that lit
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I hate these two so much
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Like…NOW the Dem’s start the “this is an oligarchy” talking point? AFTER the election??? Bro. That would’ve been a much stronger talking point than saying how much they love cops and how they’re center right blah blah blah. Conservatives vote conservative and liberals don’t. That’s why she lost.
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Even without the issue of Gaza I feel like Kamala still loses if she runs the same campaign. She didn’t stand up for trans people, she didn’t promise a federal minimum wage increase, she had unclear messaging on economic policy in general other than the 2 programs she kept talking about starting
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
All I can hope for is that Elon does something so catastrophically stupid that it pisses off even Trump and he finally cuts him loose
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I can’t wait for the fentanyl czar to find nothing and for Trump to accuse them of lying
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
I think all 3 but first and foremost to distract from the coup
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
LMAO WHAT???!
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Tbh I’d like to see him try
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Last night was genuinely one of the greatest nights of my entire life
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Ian Fidance is a loser and a bitch
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
It’s always ppl with the most privilege who think transitioning should be hard because it’s the only hard thing they’ve ever had to do and they can’t fathom that that’s just what life is like for everyone else
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I’m trying to kill the hater in me this year but this woman needs to d*e
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
They were out of monster F’s in chat
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
It is quite literally their job to try and act on these things and they just do not lol
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chris walla, ,, @calculizer.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
this line of questioning from the old guard – schumer, schiff, et al – is pissing me off no shit it's illegal, just like jan 6. keeping classified docs at the guest house. truly countless violations of the emoulments clause. none of which had consequences if you want legal, you enforce the law
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Hire Lizzie Lizzie is the GOAT
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Misery Lizzness @miserylizzness.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
#musicindustry homies! If you're looking for band bios, I am available for hire! I've been in the industry for a decade & have a news + creative BG. I wrote @maudify.bsky.social's bio, and have written many a script & article, too. If you'd like to chat shoot me a 📧: lizziebaumgartner@gmail.com
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Omg let’s goooo!!!!
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Yayyyy happy Billie day!
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Ily nish
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💜 tenmonthsummer (fate lines OUT NOW!) 💜 @tenmonthsummer.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
YOU NEED TO SHARE THIS YOU NEED TO MAKE PHONE CALLS TO YOUR LEGISLATORS YOU NEED TO LEARN MORE ABOUT PROTECTING TRANS PEOPLE YOU NEED TO SHARE RESOURCES YOU FIND YES. YOU. YOU READING THIS. WE HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY TO PROTECT THE TRANS YOUTH. ESPECIALLY WITH OUR PRIVILEGE.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 31/01/2025
What's really annoying on an existential level is knowing that Elon isn't actually destroying the federal government for ideological reasons, he's doing it for the same reason he lies about playing Path of Exile, which is to impress the shitty little dickheads on the website he ruined
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
they’re calling it “give a trans woman 20 dollars” day
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Meanwhile on Twitter
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Hell yeah
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onion person @junlper.beer · 31/01/2025
sometimes you have to take an adderall and drink 3 cups of coffee and round out the day with an energy drink
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Ok it’s a 4x4 this time but still !!
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
No one is allowed to make fun of me when I post my 5x5 tomorrow and it’s like all As It Is and NSP okay it’s been a rough week I am allowed to regress into my middle school interests just a little
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
But, freedom of speech. Right?
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onion person @junlper.beer · 30/01/2025
trump literally made made cuts to all major airline safety administrations day 2. this crash is easily and inarguably his fault
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
We spend billions of dollars a year on the national defense budget and we have military helicopters crashing into commercial airliners
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Maude @maudify.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
As if this isn’t bad enough already my heart is shattering thinking of all the little trans kids who are going to face so much passive and active aggression because teachers are going to be frustrated they have to deal with this and blame the kid
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Drew Beringer @drewberinger.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Hahah poison the well is back what the fuck let’s go
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