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Matt M.

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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Has Chuck Schumer weighed in on the White House planning to broadcast a man’s murder? No? 🤔 Has Jakeem Jeffries? Nothing, you say? Odd…. How about any democrat? Hello?
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The new Back to the Future idea: Marty goes back in time to 2001 and somehow redirects United 93 into Trump Tower; he comes back to a utopia under president Bernie’s fourth term.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You’re a goddamn liar and you know it, Fortune cookie.
Fortune cookie with a fortune saying “a fun sporting event is in your near future.”
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry was always a real one.
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Tim Curry Says SPACE!
ALT: Tim Curry Says SPACE!
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I forgot James Carville’s name, but all I had to do was search for “Cajun Skeletor”. Seems everyone’s on the same page about that piece of shit.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
DonOLD Trump
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I wonder if years from now, when all this shit is over and in the history books, the name Donald will be as socially taboo a name to give to your kids as Adolph was after 1945. 🤔🤔
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I thought the timing of his last words was the funniest part of this whole thing. Until today. www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...
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Defense in Charlie Kirk's killing say shooter should not get death penalty, hit 'intended target'
The man charged with killing Charlie Kirk shouldn’t get the death penalty because the shooter “hit the intended target” and no one else was endangered when the conservative activist was shot from a ro...
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Lauren Boebert speaks out after son Tyler, 21, hit by latest charges
Tyler Boebert, 21, son of Colorado Republican Congresswoman Lauren Boebert, has been released on a $10,000 bond after he was charged with 'sexual exploitation of a child.'
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If you’re looking after a grandparent or elderly parent and you need a break, plop them down in front of the Bob Ross channel on Tubi. I promise you, they’ll be out like a light before he finishes that third tree.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
There needs to be an over the counter substance that makes you more sociable but also able to drive a car.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I just need Christopher Nolan to answer ONE question: was the decision to have your entire cast speak in American accents because Matt Damon, as the lead, couldn’t do a British accent? It’s okay, Chris: this is a safe space.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Do you lose your gold-star gay status if you make out with a lady while sharing an Uber? ….asking for a friend.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
America needs to be sent to bed without its supper this July 4th.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Who do I blame for me constantly confusing Uwe Boll, who is awful, with Udo Kier, who was a delight? I know there is an external force to blame for this.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Why am I seeing all these posts about Taylor Swift and whatever his name is donating less than 2% of their net worth? Is that the going price Tag for goodwill nowadays?
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
My Kalshi bet is that there’s a high likelihood that the PlayStation 6 is still in the cards, but the PlayStation 7 has been effectively jacked off into a discarded tissue
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Who says Romance is dead? www.huffpost.com/entry/lgbtq-...
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I Got Inseminated In A Burger King Bathroom Just Off Route 57
I desperately wanted to get pregnant and I needed some free sperm with no drama, no commitment and, definitely, no sex.
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lukielovely SUCKERS4HOPE @lukielovely.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
In regard to the LAPD murdering a homeowner’s dog, white people (including myself) should keep this energy when any black person is killed by the police. The police have killed 553 this year SO FAR. Black people are 2.8x times more likely to be killed by the police than white people.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
When Trump dies, I demand an autopsy. I want to know just how Swiss cheesed his brain was at the end.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Yo, I don’t think socialism is gonna be able to save this country again.
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TizzyWoman @tizzywoman.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Georgia Power is using eminent domain on 330+ properties for power lines linked to Project Sail, a massive 829-acre data center campus. They claim it’s for grid strength, but we must unite to stop these mass surveillance centers & save our future.
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Luke Bones 🦴🦴 @lukemeister.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
"Promised amenities, including a restaurant bunker, a pool bunker and a horse-stable bunker, have yet to materialize." www.wsj.com/us-news/a-lu...
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A Luxury Survivalist Community Is Tearing Itself Apart
They went to South Dakota to ride out the apocalypse at a ‘5-star’ bunker compound. They’re already at each other’s throats with HOA-style grievances.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Am I the only one who doesn’t feel bad that the White House, famously built with slave labor, is being systematically dismantled by Trump in what can only be called an overly blatant act of ironic metaphor?
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Again, please share. In every aspect of American history you will run smack dab into the critical contributions of Black people. It’s not Black history. It’s American history. Trying to erase it is a fool’s errand. We live it every day. time.com/5836444/blac...
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The Forgotten Black History of How Memorial Day Started
Historians like the Pulitzer Prize winner David Blight have tried to raise awareness of freed slaves who decorated soldiers' graves in 1865
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
If the federal government wants my 2026 taxes, they can take it from the money they gave to Trump when they settled his lawsuit with the IRS.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Same picture
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Get out
ALT: Get out
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Jomboy Media (Unofficial) @jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Can’t wait for the next episode of Respect the Dead @caelan.bsky.social
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
When you play spin the bottle with a straight guy
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/04/2026
Thank you to the night shift for your incredible work, tonight and every night.
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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGhoul @marzgurl.com · 04/04/2026
If wrestling isn't real, then explain this.
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 02/04/2026
Why is Zionism connected to everything? Before I had my pay-whatever-you-can law practice, I was a legal director at a free legal aid clinic. The part of the job I loved was the free lawyering for people. The part of the job I hated was the fundraising. Naturally, I had to do that part a lot.
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Elizabeth Banks
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Why have they not moved to recall Fetterman?
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
If you say this, there really is no hope for you.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
In honor of an American hero…#lemonpoundcake
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JRafferty @johnrafferty.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
First Amendment violation, Brendan. I wonder if a class-action lawsuit (with 320 million of us being the injured class) might change your mind. Do this and ALL of us will see you in court.
Brendan Carr, FCC chair, threatens broadcaster licenses. This is a violation of the First Amendment.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
There’s no way this wasn’t intentional. #pokopia #demolitionman #3seashells
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Watched Pillion last night. Great movie. 9/10. I’m taking a point off for the theater full of hooting morons who cheered and catcalled when Skarsgaard pulled out his dick. Let me enjoy cock on the big screen in the silence like god intended.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The reason why we are in a right wing death spiral is because the Dems view decorum as more important than putting cretins like this guy and his boss behind bars where they belong.
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TV's Adam, who died 25 years ago THIS VERY SAME NIGHT, @tvsadam.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
All of the assholes trying to sanitize slavery need to be clamped in irons and subjected to a few years of unpaid, brutal involuntary labor, where they will face the greatest degredations, atrocities and evils imaginable. Yknow, to show us all how not so bad it really was.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
ACAB includes 8 llamas washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/20...
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A man was running from police. Eight llamas caught him.
“They acted responsibly, efficiently, in an organized manner,” Heidi Price said of her llamas. “Quite frankly I think they did pretty good police work.”
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
America has officially become the town from Footloose. ew.com/house-republ...
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House Republicans call for investigation into Bad Bunny Super Bowl halftime show over 'widespread twerking, grinding, pelvic thrusts'
Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show upset some House Republicans, who called for an investigation over its 'widespread twerking, grinding, pelvic thrusts.'
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 26/01/2026
You know Alex Pretti & Renee Good—the 2 white people ICE killed. ICE has also killed Keith Porter, a Black man, Parady La, a Cambodian man, & 5 Latinos—Heber Sanchaz Domínguez, Victor Manuel Diaz, Luis Beltran Yanez-Cruz, Luis Gustavo Nunez Caceres, and Geraldo Lunas Campos. 9 TOTAL. ABOLISH ICE.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I gotta wonder how much violence we will have to endure from this administration before we decide to begin returning it with interest.
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