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Matt M.

@mattymerz.bsky.social
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 2h
In unrelated news, can someone teach me how to short stocks?
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 2h
They should pin their entire future on its success, just to be sure.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 2h
Maybe you should watch the movie again. It got her boyfriend killed.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 2h
Jason: At last! My arm is complete!
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 2h
Hey remember when Newsom fought against taxing the billionaires to fund California infrastructure? It was last week.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 3h
Adding a physical trait to Marco Rubio like a mister sinister/ship of Theseus hybrid until he’s a cthonic horror from the deepest recesses of Lovecraft’s nightmares.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 3h
My thought is that the MCU should have ended with Endgame.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 3h
I’m curious how the trans men being forced onto female wards is gonna go over.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 15h
What polls said the best strategy was to go after republican votes by courting the Cheneys?
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 15h
Your political illiteracy is blatant.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 15h
Why did she even agree to this? There was no way she’d come out looking good, like, at all.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 15h
What a moronic takeaway.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Those gays went there for a vacation, and instead they were giving TED talks to the lions in the closet? *sigh* a homosexual’s work is never done.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Thus began the island dressing arms race.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
There was an ongoing genocide that she was actively a part of. Why wasn’t that information changing her mind in real time then?
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Her pledge to continue Biden’s policies, including with respect to Israel, would say otherwise.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Bull and shit.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
If only to write a strongly worded letter to the institutions that granted them to you about their standards.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Even in 2002 those prices were high for a Walmart.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
You were SO close, Peg.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This man wanted to bomb Iran. Stop sucking the ghost of his cock, it’s gross.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Girl, they don’t know who you are
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I think we may have found the Democratic anti-Trump. And she. Is. Perfect.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I hear their chili dogs are good to suck on.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The burlap sack of old deer meet is right.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
This little ditty he came up with would say otherwise. youtu.be/k9kumiroe6M?...
youtu.be
John McCain: "Bomb Iran" (with bonus footage)
YouTube video by akchuk
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
He said that Obama wasn’t an Arab, he’s a good man. As if Arab people are not good. Arab people, whom he sang about carpet bombing.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
*Not applicable in Colorado or Michigan, if trans.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It’s actually a perfect analogy for their mindset, since we are all expendable pawns to them.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Not to mention the sacrifice of seemingly “disposable” pieces to preserve a status quo monarchy.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Funny how in the political chess game, we are the ones getting sacrificed.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Or, OR! The centrists can align with the left instead of giving tummy rubs to the pedophiles in the GOP
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
There’s no war in Gaza, it’s a genocide.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’m upset that we won’t get the GOW minigame where Kratos fills Link up like a Hylean eclair.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
New legislation: if a lawmaker misrepresents the law, they should be caned in the public square, and then removed from office.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
How many hospitals does Palestine have now?
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
She’s definitely got the hairdo for it
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’m surprised no one in the crowd yelled “who the fuck are you???”
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
*Stares in Metallica v Napster*
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Justin Timberlake's Blank Stare
ALT: Justin Timberlake's Blank Stare
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
You cannot convince me this man wasn’t created in a lab specifically to kill the human sex drive
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
There is a greater than zero chance that the robot apocalypse is the result of whatever AI was forced to create this image gained sentience and destroyed humanity due to the resulting trauma, in which case, I can’t say we didn’t have it coming.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He’s probably gonna do that, too.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This looks like the packaging for a Spirit Halloween costume.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
There will also be a supplemental podcast where they all disavow Hasan Piker.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Every. Single. Time.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Let’s see how powerless the government is when these data centers are bombed into the earth.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He never stopped to think that the reason we are where we are now is BECAUSE we haven’t been calling out the Nazism in the Republican Party.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It is the national duty of every true American to drive David Brooks from public life.
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Girl, if israel is any WW2 era country, it ain’t the US…
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Matt M. @mattymerz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fair fucking warning: if this piece of shit somehow makes it into the 2028 general election, I’m not voting for him. Good luck, consider yourselves warned.
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