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Matty Barbs

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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ugh he’s (Alito) loaded so many negatives in one sentence I can’t figure out what he’s trying to say
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just to be clear, what Hegseth’s trying to do here is change the narrative to get everyone to stop focusing on his mismanagement of the Iran war and US military in general. Fall for it at your win risk!
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Uncomfortable? I could get used to this…
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I love this old bridge but if it’s going to be unusable for close to a decade I think we’ve got to think about doing the hard thing (which, labor wise, might be the easy thing)…and agree, this area overall could use some work
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ah, good to know! I will refrain from collaring any strange cats, (which for the record, I have never done)
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Is East of Eden the other core text?
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Genuine question, can you just slap a flea collar on a stray to give them a few months of protection or is that not cool for any reason? Understand that it might be difficult to get said collar on a feral cat, haha
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The last thing I wanted to move in there
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I showed my kids a coyote and roadrunner short on hbo max years ago and they took it upon themselves to find every other single coyote cartoon available
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Vile, ignorant caricatures…but the anarchist does look a little like my dad
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I was let down by the Italian beef flavor as well. But the gardiniera ones are pretty good! And I bet they’d be good with the boulder canyon beef tallow chips at Costco. Those have a good beefy flavor.
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Yosemite Sam
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
North Siders are too
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Avatar аватар
ALT: Avatar аватар
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Jordan Haynie Ware @godwelcomesall.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Good news: 2,000 years ago we killed God and this happened.
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
@dieworkwear.bsky.social curious what you think of Mr Matthau’s look
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I guess the Nicene creed means nothing to yall?
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This is entirely about the bears being greedy for more entertainment/hospitality money. They want a Gallagher way, Chicago be damned.
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
They are even shorter
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Also, he’s wrong. The correct answer is high life.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Surely the business community will save us
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
static.klipy.com
Walton Goggins as Uncle Baby Billy
ALT: Walton Goggins as Uncle Baby Billy
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
*lol No
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The horseshoe needs the advertising. The beef does not.
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Just give FL an election cycle to catch up…
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I need a pic. Do they really have the puppet buckled into seat 11D?
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Fritz bumped my taxes so high, it’s now more than I pay in principal or interest. Got me worried I couldn’t afford my home and wouldn’t take my calls. I didn’t vote for Hynes but couldn’t vote for Kaegi
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I got it. What do you need?
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
@jeffcannata.bsky.social a couple weeks behind on the filmcast but can’t overstate how thrilled I am that someone else out there knows how hard the Super Kitties theme song goes
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Consonance is the poor man’s alliteration
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
The Indiana legislature is as full of greedy fucks as the bears front office is.
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a man wearing glasses and a brown suit is sitting on a couch and making a funny face .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a brown suit is sitting on a couch and making a funny face .
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I don’t know what “Bundt” is but it’s the best kind of cake static01.nyt.com/images/2024/...
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Nobody seems to hark anymore. And FORGET about hearkening
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I’m sorry, she’s not pretending, she’s lying, and yall acting like they’re being bad Christian’s for not falling for a scam is ridiculous. I mean, I fell for the formula scam once…20 years ago
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Haha, in Chicago, we often don’t get consistent summer weather til July
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
🤷‍♂️
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
bsky.app/profile/madd...
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Looks like where my sis in law lives in Naperville which is close to Chicago but not Chicago
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Walter Hickey @walthickey.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
you know not the day or hour? sounds like a skill issue man. my ranking? top 144,000 on competitive play, easy. not even close. i get it most camels probably can't pass through the eye of a needle but what you don't get is that i'm just built different. better, perhaps.
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
how I performatively read
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Is that…a sexy…walnut?
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Place by me in Chicago does a burger with peanut butter, sriracha, and bacon, it’s wonderful.
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
That’s not how I remember it
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
They should build a train in that tunnel too
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Jane Coaston @janecoaston.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
www.nytimes.com/2017/08/08/m...
nytimes.com
‘Virtue Signaling’ Isn’t the Problem. Not Believing One Another Is. (Published 2017)
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I dunno if any yall ever worked at a library but this is a very real problem
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Lily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
you better take back what you just said about the beastie boys FUCKER. u may not like them but they FOUGHT for your RIGHT to PARTY
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Matty Barbs @mattybarbs.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
My man, they are obviously trying to naturally tan these whitest parts
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