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Matt Waldram

@mattwaldram.bsky.social
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Writer, idiot, has bad knees. Believes in carbs, monsters, and scrumping. He/him.

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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton invested the royalties she earned for writing ‘I Will Always Love You’ in Nashville’s Black community www.washingtonpost.com/arts-enterta... "This is the house that Whitney built" - DP 🥺🙏
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Matt Waldram @mattwaldram.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I am not a religious fellow but if you wanted to make the case to me that angels must exist because Dolly Parton was one, I would 100% accept that argument. Just a truly Good Person, and thank goodness she was here.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Conservatives cut $4 million in funding for the Imagination Library literacy program btw
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
every billionaire & tech mogul, they all want to be adored & celebrated without doing the things Dolly did with a fraction of the power & money. What she had, she gave away. I'm sure she was comfortable (& that's good!). But she just relentlessly helped. It's not that difficult. Love. Care. Help. 💚🌸
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Jordan Hoffman @jhoffman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
RIP to Glen Hansard, one of the all-time greats. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXae...
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What Happens When the Heart Just Stops
YouTube video by The Frames - Topic
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Chris Baraniuk @chrisbaraniuk.com · 29/07/2026
This is devastating news. I can't quite believe it. RIP Glen Hansard. www.independent.ie/irish-news/o...
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Oscar-winning musician Glen Hansard dies in Dublin motorcycle crash
Renowned musician Glen Hansard has died overnight in a motorcycle crash in Dublin’s Lucan.
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Daniel Loxton 🇨🇦 @danielloxton.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
If you’re in the mood to melt your brain, this gobsmacking Dunning-Kruger display is a wonder to behold
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Penn Jillette Explains how Magic Works to Bill Maher
YouTube video by Club Random Podcast
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Gary Whitta @garywhitta.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The greatest game in the world.
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BBC FIFA World Cup 2026 Closing Montage
YouTube video by Ken Fang's Sports Channel
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Matt Waldram @mattwaldram.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Write it into a sitcom, J! We need a new Fawlty Towers.
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Yell In a War @jelenawoehr.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
brb starting a bed & breakfast in Hell, Michigan with the tagline "there's a special place in Hell for you"
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Adele @theartofcharts.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Seen from abroad, it's obvious that alienating your own voter base by trampling over the human rights of trans people and migrants in a bid to curry favour with the far right is neither endearing nor appealing to anyone with a spine.
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Jyoti Mishra @jyotimishra.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Well, that was a fucking ride.
A cropped screenshot of an article section titled "Gary Larson cartoon incident" from a Tumblr page. The text describes a controversy involving a Far Side cartoon and Jane Goodall. 

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Gary Larson cartoon incident

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 In 1987 Gary Larson published a Far Side cartoon of two chimpanzees grooming, in which one discovers a blonde hair and says, "Conducting a little more 'research' with that Jane Goodall tramp?"[127] The Jane Goodall Institute called the cartoon an "atrocity" in a letter drafted by its lawyers to Larson and his syndicate. Goodall, who was in Africa at the time, later found the cartoon amusing.[128] 

She went on to name it her favourite depiction of herself in pop culture.[129] Larson offered profits from sales of a shirt featuring the cartoon to the Jane Goodall Institute.[130] 

Goodall wrote the preface to The Far Side Gallery 5, detailing her version of the controversy.[131] She praised Larson's creative ideas, which often compare and contrast the behaviour of humans and animals. 

In 1988 Larson visited Goodall's research facility in Tanzania.[128] While there, he was attacked by a chimpanzee named Frodo.[127][132]
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 12/06/2026
New worst podcast imaginable just dropped
Ross Douthat talked to Christian Angermayer, a biotech billionaire, about
"humanmaxing:" how to enhance athleticism, physical appearance, consciousness and life span.
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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Just need everyone to know that the Belgium men's soccer team has new jerseys based on the art of Rene Magritte and this is the official photo shoot
Soccer player wearing fedora and with a green apple floating in front of his face, mimicking the Magritte painting "The Son of Man." The soccer player is wearing a jersey with a pattern of pink and blue stripes with half-visible spheres.Soccer player wearing fedora and with a green apple floating in front of his face, mimicking the Magritte painting "The Son of Man." The soccer player is wearing a jersey with a pattern of pink and blue stripes with half-visible spheres.Soccer player biting an apple. The soccer player is wearing a jersey with a pattern of pink and blue stripes with half-visible spheres.Soccer player wearing fedora and with a green apple floating in front of his face, mimicking the Magritte painting "The Son of Man." The soccer player is wearing a jersey with a pattern of pink and blue stripes with half-visible spheres.
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💀 skeletori amos 💀 @rivalconga.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
A story I love about Anthony Stewart Head. Thank you to this person for sharing it on Tumblr. What a mensch.
A photo of Tony Head with a fan, standing in a barn near a horse. Tumblr post from dracofidus: If you EVER think Anthony Head is anything less than an angel then you'd best remember that I have always been a huge fan of his and we've always had a little contact over the years and he heard I'd come out as Trans and was having a hard time and that I was kind of sad that the photos I had from conventions with him were of me with long hair and no binder and they were all signed to "Sarah" and so he invited me to spend the day with him at his farm and he picked me up from the station and we just hung out and had lunch and he insisted on paying and look loads of photos and had them printed on photo paper the same day so he could sign them to Jay, along with other photos of him as Giles and Utger and he literally spent five hours chatting with me and got all the pronoun stuff right every time and then he dropped me off at the station, gave me a massive hug. Waved me through the ticket barrier and insisted I message him when I got home so he knew I was back safe.
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Matt Waldram @mattwaldram.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
A black and white image of Martin Scorsese sitting in a grey chair, both hands raised. The original caption "Absolute Cinema" has been replaced by "Absolute Dogshit"
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🇵🇸 COMRADE ʇoN 𝕵𝖔𝖘𝖎𝖊 𝕲𝖗𝖔𝖘𝖘𝖞✊🏾 BLM ACAB @notjosiegrossy.satan.social · 26/05/2026
This is why accurate US history has always been censored.
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Matt Waldram @mattwaldram.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I will gladly have your bread, thank you. (I need it for my lasagne sandwiches.)
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Lauri Donahue @lauridonahue.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
franklinleonard: "Women were just not submitting bad scripts to the site, whereas men would type 'the end' and submit it and say 'where's my million dollars?'" www.instagram.com/reels/DYFdgf... #scriptsky #screenwriting
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The Black List on Instagram: "Women are a lot less likely to submit a bad script to our website. Go watch our last two videos on when your script is ACTUALLY ready for you to invest in an evaluation....
1,429 likes, 43 comments - theblcklst on May 8, 2026: "Women are a lot less likely to submit a bad script to our website. Go watch our last two videos on when your script is ACTUALLY ready for you to...
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Sarah Churchwell @sarahchurchwell.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I was just home and it is so lovely. You can take the girl out of Chicago …
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Hetan Shah @hetanshah.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Like a gut punch, this quietly spoken sentence from Lubaina Himid who is representing the UK at the Venice Biennale www.ft.com/content/2a58...
Himid has lived in Britain for more than seven decades, grown up here, been educated here, built a life and a career here
- and yet the question of what "here" actually means, of who gets to belong and who is merely tolerated, has never left her work. "We do a thing, Magda and I, if we're booking a table on the phone, I will always do it," says Himid, whose RP-ish English has little trace of either London or Lancashire. "But when we go to a place we don't know, I always want Magda [who was born in Poland and is white] to go first. She signifies one thing visually and I signify another thing audibly. Together, we are incredibly belonging and unbelonging."
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Gabino Iglesias @gabino.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Your AI cover sucks. Hope that helps.
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Matt Waldram @mattwaldram.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Consolation: at least it wasn’t Wrexham either.
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Matt Waldram @mattwaldram.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Honestly, being a Derby fan and an England fan is like having someone jump up and down on your dick for a very long period of time.
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Kaya Skovdatter 🏳️‍⚧️ (She/They) @gothgreenwitch.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Oh no, someone substituted a vastly better fish... I'm happy for you if you love haddock or cod in your fish and chips (I do too), but a well-battered fried catfish is AMAZING. And now I'm craving a superbly executed steamed catfish I had a decade ago. Oh well, I did this to myself.
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Matt Waldram @mattwaldram.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Oh god.
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Matt Waldram @mattwaldram.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Watching all of this play out on the next season of Welcome to Wrexham is going to fucking blow.
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Matt Waldram @mattwaldram.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Hull sticking the boot in now.
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Matt Waldram @mattwaldram.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
NOT HAVING A NICE TIME
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Matt Waldram @mattwaldram.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Wow. This all went to shit quickly. #dcfc #coyr
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Flirted too hard, listening to Derby County Football Club and praying on the downfall of Wrexham as well as, uh Hull?
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Matt Waldram @mattwaldram.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This is agony.
Live view of the Championship table, showing Derby in the 6th playoff spot, one point above Wrexham and Hull who are both currently drawing.
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Matt Waldram @mattwaldram.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
(Come on, Boro you beautiful bastards.)
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Matt Waldram @mattwaldram.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
This is not a good time for a Derby fan who’s had problems with his blood pressure.
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Matt Waldram @mattwaldram.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Next weekend has the potential to be great or to fuuuuucking suck.
Championship table showing Wrexham (who just got beat by Coventry) in sixth, Hull in seventh, and Derby in 8th… all separated by just 1 point.
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Matt Waldram @mattwaldram.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I have never loved Coventry City as much as I do right now.
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Adam Mallinger @bitterscriptreader.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
“I’ve watched how the number of new shows hasn’t just diminished, but the quality of those shows as well. And because I stubbornly refuse to believe that television writers suffered a collective loss of talent, I’m compelled to conclude that what’s happened… is the result of how television is made.”
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Matt Waldram @mattwaldram.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Totally blew my mind. They’re just out there living their lives.
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Matt Waldram @mattwaldram.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Willy Wonka pretending to give a fuck and saying “No. Stop. Don’t,” which is precisely what I would have been doing had I witnessed this.
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Matt Waldram @mattwaldram.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
We were driving up through NY last summer and had to stop to let a family of bears cross the road up ahead of us. First time I’ve ever seen them just roaming around, and it’s amazing… they moved like people in bear suits.
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Matt Waldram @mattwaldram.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
The only thing I’d approach this guy about is putting in some requests and asking where else I can hear him.
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Matt Waldram @mattwaldram.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
What’s the crime, having too beautiful tone? Playing too smooth?
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
This picture of Astronaut Christina Koch after the Artemis landing is frankly incredible and beautiful.
NASA astronaut Christina Koch sits in an U.S. Navy MH-60S Seahawk attached to Helicopter Sea Combat Squadron (HSC) 23 on the flight deck of the San Antonio Class amphibious transport dock USS John P. Murtha (LPD 26) after returning from space on Apr. 10, 2026.
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Barry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Friday Fog. This morning in Chicago's South Loop at sunrise.
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Matt Waldram @mattwaldram.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Andrew invited to throw himself into the Thames.
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Matt Waldram @mattwaldram.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
"Invited" is such a brutal word in this context.
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 17/04/2026
this is fucking unreal stuff from Noah Wyle on the magic of The Pitt. www.gq.com/story/noah-w...
“It’s a couple of things that work beautifully in concert. First: no music. Audiences are so sophisticated, but what they’re not accustomed to is not being told how to feel,” Wyle says. “You take all that out and it forces a level of engagement where you’re now looking for clues within the frame of the screen, which forces you to look up from your phone. And I think that is extremely engaging, especially to young viewers who aren’t accustomed to being asked to participate in a nonpassive way in the viewing experience.“Second point, shooting it with almost exclusively 50-millimeter or 65-millimeter lenses, which is the most comparable to the human eye—and only shooting from the point of view of a human being that’s present in this space. There are no cameras on gurney wheels going in the hallway. There’s no cameras on the ceiling looking down from a God point of view. You are limited to the perspective of a participant. You can look away, but you can’t leave, and it becomes an endurance test for you to stay on your feet as long as we’re on our feet. Which [brings me to my] third point: real time. Real time has an aggregate sense of tension that you don’t get in any other form of storytelling. What happened before is happening now, and these two things are going to add up to the next thing. And if we throw more ingredients into this cooker and keep ratcheting it up, it’s going to pop.”Wyle makes eye contact for his next point, delivering it with a Robby-esque matter-of-factness. “Fourth point: The election went the other way,” he says with a shrug. “We could have been a really good show with a lot of nice things to say in a perfectly normal Kamala Harris universe. And instead we became almost a beacon of hope and humanity in an alternative universe. But in the midst of that, fifth point—this is essentially competence porn. You’re watching really smart, dedicated people do what only they know how to do at a level that you don’t know how to do it, and you’re so fucking glad that they’re there doing it, and compartmentalizing their own stuff to put your broken pieces back together. You’re so reassured by knowing that there are people out there that laugh and joke and have the ability to lock in like that.”
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Writers' Guild of Great Britain @writersguildgb.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
1/ The news of massive job cuts at the BBC is highly concerning and we send our solidarity to members of our sister unions @nujofficial.bsky.social and @bectu.bsky.social who are facing job losses
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