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"The BlueSky Curmudgeon." - Blondie The Internet's Foremost Guy Gardner fan We're all trying to find the guy who did this

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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 16h
The well has seemingly run dry for Prestige Worldwide
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 16h
Don't you dare get my hopes up, Suns
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 16h
Hell yeah, buddy
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 16h
Suns preseason starts in 5 minutes, time to repost this.
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 22h
Natick?
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#LANTERNS stuck the landing. Left me wanting to see more of John's story. My only gripe: no Lantern suit for John in the final scene.
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tim Curry popping in and out of the graves of the Losers in the original IT.
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Penny Wise It
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm becoming aware of the Tom Morello discourse and I find it very lame. If you think Tom Morello is too radical, you'd better never meet the other 3 guys from RATM.
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Love how visible Eddie's wig is in the second photo
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This HBO Dennis Miller MNF doc is INCREDIBLE
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fans booing the opposing team/player is part of sports. How dense are you, honestly?
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Counterpoint: baseball players showing emotion is good, also: shut up
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Seems bad
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sometimes you just have to accept that the boat must be rowed
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I really think this is just Wargames, but for a singles title. I love it. 🤼
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@telthetrekkie.bsky.social, this you?
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jacked Wes Moore might be the president we need.
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Large adult....errrr... adolescent...uhhh...huh. Vivek ain't got the juice to lift a large toddler
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't think we can call this "running" the ropes. Jauntily hobbled the ropes?
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I, for one, LOVE that fedophiles has stuck
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Roman Atwood Smile More Seagulls: Mark!
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This dude has no marketable skills, and should be forever grateful nepotism is a thing. 🤼
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There better be more seasons coming.
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Am I capable? Cooking: if it's on a grill or smoker Whistle: yup Draw: I'm alright Paint: action figures only Swim: well enough to not drown English: Yes Dance: fuck outta here Sing: 🤷🏻‍♂️ Drive: Yes Gifting: depends on how much I like you Write: published Guitar: hell yeah, MFer Speaking: award winning
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Pope...shut the fuck up" is a hell of a sentence
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fun fact: I watched ol' Dan here manage a local indie guy against Abyss in a casket match many years ago. The match ended when JESSER was put in the casket. 🤼
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🤼
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Nedry's Iconic 'Nobody Cares' Moment
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What the fuck is RFK's new friend wearing here? 🤼
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pecs-a-poppin'
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Tim Robinson: Aww, Are You Sure?
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
BASEBALL POPE
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He's not wrong!
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RJ City @rjcity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Remembering Pac.
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This broke me 🤼
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Disagree. The shows are far too similar, imo; right down to the character design We're never going to convince each other of the other's position, but thanks for being respectful an3d it
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'd like to know (impossible) how many of those people are also into Rick and Morty. Something I also have zero taste for.
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good for you? I'm glad you liked it, I couldn't stand it. The characters were thoroughly unlikeable to me, and as I've said, making the entire premise of the show in-jokes and Easter eggs was not my idea of a good concept. Mike McMahan's whole deal is very off-putting to me.
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
PAC FOREVER YA SHITS !!!
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Assume all you want. I watched the first season and hoped it would mature beyond in-jokes about the show's history. I watched two episodes of season 2, saw that it hadn't, and saw it in every clip that entered my feed. There's no depth there. Enjoy what you want, but there's no value in that show.
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One of the coolest motherfuckers to ever pick up a guitar right here
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Disagree. It's nothing but inside jokes about the series' using shallow, one-note characters. To say it's the best of modern Trek is damning with faint praise.
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@eviluno.bsky.social, run @mysterywrestling.bsky.social in Minneapolis ahead of World's End and book Super Atomic Thunderfrog and Big O. Possum 🤼
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Psycho Mike, Sasquatch, Kevin Nash-squatch. Incredible stuff
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm not apologizing for enjoying these ads, even if they are scammy as hell
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The people complaining about this as "nostalgic navel gazing" are the same people who love Lower Decks. A show whose entire premise is nostalgic navel gazing.
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
GODDAMMIT, she's going to become the new head of DC comics isn't she
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Evergreen
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