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@mattvsself.bsky.social
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"The BlueSky Curmudgeon." - Blondie The Internet's Foremost Guy Gardner fan We're all trying to find the guy who did this

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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Genuinely, do whatever you can to get a copy of Marvel Midnight. Wasn't planning on buying all 3 series in real time, but the first issue of X-Men is so strong that I'll likely get the other 2 books and buy them as they come out instead of waiting for the collected edition.
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I, for one, LOVE that fedophiles has stuck
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm not apologizing for enjoying these ads, even if they are scammy as hell
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
After 15 tries at soldering the pickup system, I finally got it right. Got my knockoff Hetfield flames on this hunk of junk, and this thing growls.
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuck modem country music.
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fuck modem country music.
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm just here so I don't get fined
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You're goddamn right
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy Batman Day
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Work rig with flame top blue Ace I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"Hey, Matt, is Ace Frehley your favorite guitarist?" Uhh...hahahaha...what makes you say that?
The blue flame top isn't even in the photo, it's at work 😬😬😬
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Creepy Jean-Luc mask showing off my new Fillion-style Guy Gardner wig. If I get in shape it's over for you bitches.
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#LANTERNS update: the fact that there are only 8 (9?) episodes is criminal. Next week: fuck yes
GUY MOTHERFUCKIN GARDNER
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Name a non-LotR character who could resist the One Ring 🤼
Orange goddamn Cassidy
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Not exactly using a top shelf source there, especially to those of us who have watched this all play it in real time over decades with those two. 🤼
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My power only grows greater the wider my back gets
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Love when the universe aligns for a perfect pairing of skeets
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Wallflowers still got it, man. Snagged one of Jacob Dylan's picks as we left, too.
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
BEEF SUPREME
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Chest and back day, with a cameo by my shoulders
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I expect none of you to laugh at this as hard as I did
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'll be getting mileage out of this one
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
These are not serious people 🤼
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Making my #LANTERNS prediction for this week. Texted this to my friend this past Thursday.
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🤼
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Mass moves mass
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Maybe I just give up on getting lean and go all in on becoming a "mass moves mass" guy
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It has to be done 🤼
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Welcome to the Bone Zone! My wife made the finest of New England desserts: whoopie pies. No, Pennsylvania, they don't belong to you.
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sickos.gif
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Extreme Carol Marcus voice: Can I cook or can't I?
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Back to school smoke. It helps if you imagine David Lee Roth saying this: FOUR RACKS, COMING UP
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
SHOULDER DAY
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Obligatory 🤼
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is so fucking stupid
Because the lesson learned from Lower Decks is to continue to do jokey, gimmicky shit instead of telling compelling sci-fi stories/allegories.

A pox on Mike McMahan and everyone involved in this.

"Oh, but remember when they did this on ANGEL?" Yeah, I do, and it sucked shit then, too. Just like the musical episode sucked shit.

At least the campy episodes of TNG and DS9 were part of longer seasons, and weren't fucking winking at the audience every five seconds and saying "Isn't this cute? Isn't this fun? If you don't like this you hate Star Trek." Christ on a goddamn skating rink, man. Have any of you considered that you're wrong? That this isn't fun? Of course not.

Fuck.
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Jay Mohr? The Jim Rome fill-in host?
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is the phone I read your posts on
Clown phone for clown posts
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Guy Gardner, now with 100% more bowl cut #LANTERNS #GreenLantern #DCcomics
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Matthew @mattvsself.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Obligatory
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