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Matt May

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🇨🇦🇺🇸 living in 🇲🇽 Recovering tech burnout. Hates slop. Loves snacks.

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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 42m
More people should know what bikeshedding is, because this guy is the bikesheddingest dude who ever bikeshedded. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_...
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Law of triviality - Wikipedia
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 56m
Sen. John Kennedy holds up a sign photoshopped to say "Zelda is the boy" while Sen. Eric Schmitt sits with his arms crossed looking unbelievably smug
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 2h
"I think that's completely unfair. For example, at my kid's school I'm the guy who got Catcher in the Rye banned. At my doctor's office, I'm the guy who's perpetually constipated. The point is, I am vast and contain multitudes"
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 13h
Okay, looking past the country name... what the fuck is this
The signature of Greg Brockman from OpenAI just reads "gdb" and is written like a 7-year-old's penmanship homework
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 21h
Go ahead and let them call it SI. It'll be useful when it's time to find out which organizations need de-Baathification.
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An executive order declaring AI is now "Super Intelligence" is basically the 2026 version of "pi equals 22/7"
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hey look, Trump's on must be the 30 minutes between naptime and second naptime
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For the record, you would not have forgotten being at the Warriors-Hawks game on February 3, 2024, because you'd have watched Steph Curry drop 60 points and still lose in OT statsdmz.nba.com/pdfs/2024020...
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Senate GOP: Surely this time we will get Jack Smith to account for his numerous crimes Jack Smith: *humiliates them with every answer* Senate GOP: ah, well nevertheless
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Erin Kissane @kissane.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026
There is obviously a whole body of scholarship pointing in this direction so forgive me for saying something so obvious but the media needs to treat tech executives like the leaders of hostile governments because that is exactly what they are
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just went on a last-minute taco tour led by my Mexican bff and if I should die tonight, please ensure the coroner lists the cause of death as "taco"
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
An older dog wearing a hat like Jason Kelce's
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meta Muse appears to read your Apple messages and upload them to the cloud even if you explicitly tell it not to: appleinsider.com/articles/26/...
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"I really believe that. That's not a conspiracy theory." Bro, it doesn't matter if you really believe the lizard people are real. You can't use that as evidence.
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Darnold is not right. Should have let Drew Lock cook.
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
To the Gen Xers looking at the whole AI sex cult thing and thinking, wow, we didn't have that in tech when I was coming up: Yes, you did, esp if you lived in the Bay Area/Seattle/Boston. They just got high at Burning Man and became VCs instead of planning to colonize space with their AI avatars.
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Os Keyes @okeyes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Since we’re doing another round of “AI will destroy humanity” doom-hype, it’s a good time to announce a new paper myself and my postdoc advisor just had accepted by BioSocieties on just this. TL;DR: almost all the “AI can make bioweapons” literature comes ultimately from the Effective Altruists.
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Rob Haug @robhaug.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And we wonder how the entire tech industry got sucked up into an apocalyptic sex cult based on Harry Potter fan fic.
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Top 100 worst TV show theme songs of the 21st century, I’ll go first: 1. Slow Horses 2. The Agency
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don’t believe people who tell you ai can be liberatory or any other misappropriation of movement talk or justice frameworks. Find some people who are preparing to rebuild and cast your lot with them. Then read a bit more. Just keep your wits about you because they are trying to run game.
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GoT deserves the same season-specific shade that "True Detective (season 1)" got. "Game of Thrones (seasons 1-5)" is MAYBE top 25. Including the endgame, it only makes the list by trading on HBO Sunday-night prestige.
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is good and you definitely shouldn't have second thoughts about giving a system like this your payment and identity credentials
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nate Silver is the most AI-pilled of anyone who's appeared on a major news network since 2020.
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The only thing I want to see from this mfer in 2029 is Iowa State Fair pie recommendations. That's literally it.
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Salesforce's Astro Nomical (canonically they/them) is essentially the missing link between Domokun and Muse.
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Meta's design brief on Muse must have been "what if Domokun was white"
Domokun, a rectangular, brown stuffed animal figure, holding a snakeMuse, a creme-colored pseudo-rectangular stuffed animal figure, wearing a purple cape bound by a gold star
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BREAKING: Ed Henry takes indefinite leave from indoctrination network to attend re-education camp
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Finding a billionaire's lack of situational awareness FAR less concerning than his failure to address the observable drop in reading skills at all. Love systems thinking? Great. There are no illiterate systems thinkers. Read makes hard thing go into brain
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Incredible. First Secretary Mullin claimed that DHS had identified 15,903 noncitizens on Nevada’s voter roll. Then DHS officials told a skeptical Nevada, no no no, that’s just people we flagged. Here are the names of 185 people we KNOW aren’t citizens. All 185 were citizens. DHS got 100% wrong.
When the Department of Homeland Security sent Nevada a list of 185 names last month that it claimed identified noncitizens who had been improperly allowed to register to vote, state election officials got to work.
On Tuesday, the state sent a strongly worded rebuke to the federal government: Every single person on the list was a lawful citizen.
"As for the 185 individuals, our records indicate that they were citizens," Greg D. Ott, a deputy attorney general in Nevada, wrote, according to a copy of a letter sent to Department of Homeland Security officials obtained through open records requests.
"You have provided nothing of substance to suggest otherwise."Following the meeting, Ms. Vogt sent a clarifying email to Nevada officials. "I also wanted to be sure I clarified that we did not reduce the 15,903 to 185," she wrote. "We've manually reviewed some of the 15,903 and confirmed 185 are not U.S. Citizens."
Now, Nevada officials are saying even that 185 number is wrong. They also took issue with a letter D.H.S. sent them in early September, in which the agency reiterated its initial claims about nearly 16,000 noncitizens on the rolls and pressured state officials to review each case in a letter to Nevada officials in early September.
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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
One of the first things Dems should do with their majority is predicate QI on proper use of body cams. No body cam, it's attempted murder.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Heads up: basically every political ad from now until November is going to be an attempt to suppress independents, because the Republicans have an extra $200M and nothing to run on while independents are breaking 2-1 toward the Democrats.
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Somebody explain to this guy how insurance networks work?
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The worst men alive all absolutely love AI and hate trans people. Huh. Probably no lessons for me to learn there.
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is the first time a technology has been renamed by a botnet designed to make a doddering old man feel like people are still listening to him
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
”And the Bret Stephens Award for Best White Guy Fiction goes to... Bill O’Reilly, for whatever he killed this year!”
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Creating an oversight board worked so well at Meta that it's only outright ignored in 40% of decisions. oversightboard.com CNN is as good as dead. They'll do to it what they did to CBS. Utter cowardice from the California AG, who sold out the rest of the country for some local film production jobs.
The coalition of states and Paramount spent the weekend in advanced settlement negotiations discussing a range of concessions including an investment in production, selling cable channels and (highlighted) creating a board to ensure that CNN retains editorial independence, The Wall Street Journal reported.(end highlight)
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bay Area pro tip: ask people what they do for fun. Hobbies, sports, passions. Things they do while afk. If they don't have an answer, walk away. Having a hobby is replacement-level human stuff. If they say their passion is AI safety or existential risk, RUN
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
AI agents breaking air gaps with ambient temps like
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Somewhere there's one fantasy football player celebrating that their guy got that one extra tackle on that play
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Seahawks are playing Washington next week. Thinking there's no rush to get Darnold back when his backup can throw 3 TDs to JSN all on his own.
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 20/09/2026
"My opponent wants to hire creeps to inspect your daughter's genitals if she wants to play soccer. I wouldn't trust him or any hired weirdo from his pedophile-protecting party alone in a room with any kid." Go on the offensive, you cowards! It's not that hard!
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
YO META IS UNLOADING THE PERVERT GLASSES ON BLIND VETERANS
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Lizzie O'Leary @lizzieohreally.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
AI made up indigenous journalists www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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‘Very harmful’: website uses AI to generate northern Indigenous news ‘correspondents’ | CBC News
The website WE NEWS has three northern Indigenous 'AI correspondents.' Their profiles say they are 'a member of Yukon First Nation,' 'of Dene heritage,' and 'an Inuk raised in the North.' Experts in t...
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anybody else find it interesting that the White House tossed Politico, but not the New York Times? Was Dasha Burns not fawning at an NYT level?
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tiger attacks in schools also at an all-time low. Truly amazing tech.
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Matt May @mattmay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
”Remember, our meat sticks are also our money farms”
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Guy Oron @guyoron.net · 18/09/2026
NEW: Seattle is about to ban supermarkets from using your data to set individualized prices and coupons to curb price gouging and discrimination. The big grocer lobby is pissed, and is spamming Seattleites with scary text messages. Read in @thestranger.com: www.thestranger.com/news/seattle...
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Seattle Is Poised to Ban Supermarket Algorithmic Price Discrimination - The Stranger
This coming Tuesday, in an effort to crack down on price gouging and discrimination, the Seattle City Council will vote on a bill prohibiting large grocery store companies from using customer personal...
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
Tallinn, who led Anthropic's series A, funds METR, the "auditing institute" people took seriously 🙄 After criticism that METR was laughably NOT independent, Anthropic announces they'll pay Accenture to "audit" Accenture had acquired Tallinn firm which will be doing the "auditing" Full circle 🙄
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