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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I think this will be one of the defining images of the Premier League's void years: a proudly working class fanbase celebrating that the ruling family of an oppressive regime had hired a barrister on £10,000-an-hour to try and prevent them suffering consequences for their cheating. Embarrassing.

A bunch of mugs celebrating their perceived impunity

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PercyToplis @percytoplis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Dont say things that would get you included in a racist video?

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Nothing to see here. Our squad depth will see us through this difficult period…

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Chris @godley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Quick summary here

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Re. City and the potential sanctions, I think the most pressing issue right now is, If Haaland isn’t in the PL next year then who the fuck do I captain week in, week out in my fantasy football?

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is exactly how I’d approach this situation if I were a City fan. Sardonic humour all the way.

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Ben @treble99united.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

11/12 - United 13/14 - Liverpool 17/18 - United 18/19 - Liverpool 20/21 - United 21/22 - Liverpool 22/23 - Arsenal 23/24 - Arsenal Those pesky red cartel clubs. 😂

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David Ornstein @david-ornstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...

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Manchester City found guilty on almost all Premier League charges relating to financial breaches

City were charged by the Premier League in February 2023.

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Sorry, Mr. Rapey! You ain’t getting a goal against us today 😂😂😂

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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Howard Webb when he rewatched the Manchester Derby…

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Looking forward to tomorrow’s game. I reckon we’ll start Šeško. Anyone know if Baleba is going to be available? Maybe a few minutes? Or will we have to wait until after internarional break?

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I thought some of you might appreciate this 😂

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Yeah yeah, it was a shit result and a an even shittier performance, but look at the bright side from the game: your FPL captain got a goal, didn’t he?

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Man Taps Head, Thinking Smartly Meme

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MUFCGRW @mufcgrw1977.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

One of the best new flags I’ve seen in a long time! Good luck getting that into the ground, mind, would absolutely love it if they could 🇾🇪🇾🇪🇾🇪

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Don’t call me premature, but we’re lifting this trophy in June, aren’t we?

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Flashback to all those times we’ve said that in recent years only to royally fuck it up

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Dmitry Lime222

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Well that was shit. The signings we have made are very astute and packed with quality. That being said, I also think these shitbags have left us in a worse place now than we were in last season. The squad is bare bones for what we have to compete in this season and it’ll bite us in the arse.

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Oh, I get it now. He broke the assist record record last season and this season he’s going for the goal scoring record.

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Man what a great reaction. Makes you proud that our club still makes other teams feel this way to play against us.

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I’ve seen throughout social media (and I can’t imagine how it is on twitter!) how triggered people are that Bruno won last night. I don’t care even a little bit about these individual awards, but, for the sake of decorum, I think we should refer to him solely as ‘PFA Player of the Year’ from now on

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What Can I Say, Whatever Shrug

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Manchester United @manutd-mirror.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Carlos Baleba. Manchester United. IT'S OFFICIAL! ❤️

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

These Manchester City sales are nuts. Imagine how much they’d have got for Rashford if he’d played for them 😂

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Find someone who believes in you as much as Nolan believes in Dalot ❤️

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Sensible Red @sensiblered.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Signed for £30.8m in 2024. 53 PL appearances and 2 goals later, Savinho sold to Spurs for £85m. Nothing to see here…

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

I never go in to any season with “expectations”, but if I had to venture a guess as to where we’ll finish, I’d say we’ll be qualifying for Europa.

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

To be fair, when I get back from my holidays, I work with exactly the same enthusiasm and effort as United are playing with as well…

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Who’s that guy on the left? I swear I recognise him…

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

There we go, Mount out injured for the season 😂

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Manchester United @manutd-mirror.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Orozco 🟰 official. Welcome to Manchester United, Cristian 🤝🇨

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Poor Mazraoui. Couldn’t wear the LGBTQ+ jacket and now definitely won’t be able to wear the training gear. Right? Right?! 🙄

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Inspired by Mike’s post, what name (if any) are you getting on the back of your illicitly-gotten shirt this season?

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Jesus Christ, reports coming in that Vini Jr. has agreed personal terms with Arsenal?!

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I know everyone’s getting carried out with this major trophy, but I’m going to pace myself when we win this. We all know the Carabao cup win is up next, we’ll have the league wrapped up before we win the FA Cup - so I’ll probably let loose when we win the CL. Just trying to be sensible here.

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

My friend, ever the optimist, just asked me, “So who do you think United’s manager is going to be come the end of the season - because it obviously won’t be Carrick.” I refuse to entertain that question.

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David Rose's Disgusted Reaction in Schitt's Creek

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Well, there it is, the worst thing I’ve ever seen. Now you get to see it too. Fuck my algorithm.

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Jesus, that’s a hell of a difference in just one year.

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Let’s all laugh at Argentina! 😂😂😂

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Hahaha! Absolutely love to see those racist rats lose!

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Chris L @michubacca.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Hate these Argentina pricks.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 19/07/2026

That is instantly one of my favourite red cards in football history

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Bye bye, you racist twat! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

Finish the World Cup there. The final was going to be a drab affair between those two teams anyway, but now that we’ve been treated to such a game, it’s going to be even worse to watch!

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

I’ve never seen one of these (because who gives a shit about Spurs and City and whoever the hell else they’ve filmed), but when will this air? Will it be just before next season starts like Drive to Survive?

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