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Kev MUFC

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Manchester United. Season ticket holder since 2013 - it’s probably all my fault! 🙈

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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The whole ownership & subsequent attitude of the club is just hideous! Cheating, lying, bullying and blackmailing!
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve seen a lot of people say City should be relegated to the Championship for their crimes. Why are so many people saying that?! The Championship is way too good for them! They shouldn’t be accepted into any competition until they are under new ownership, at the very least!
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If this is actually a quote from him, despite the fact he is a horrible character, doesn’t mean everything he says is bollocks. The point about how the years of cheating has ended up with Anderson picking City over United is the most damning point. If it weren’t for the cheating, why would he?!
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🎶 This is how it feels to be City 🎶
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Let’s see if they have the balls to punish them properly now or whether it’s a case of “the biggest fine we have ever dished out & a 2 year transfer ban (after they allowed time for them to stockpile players.)” Guilty of 114 out of 115 charges is absolutely disgusting levels of cheating!!
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🎶 We often score 6 but we seldom score 10 🎶
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They don’t leave any money on the table the INEOS boys, do they 😂
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
United running stats. Call me old fashioned but I’m not too bothered that we aren’t sprinting & pressing like mad men off the ball. I hate this current obsession that everyone should play the exact same way. It’s the lack of urgency on the ball & intensity of attacking runs that bothers me.
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Whilst the season is not a write off just yet, here’s 5 things I’d like to see: 1) No more Martinez/Maguire partnership, apart from maybe the biggest games. Maguire will be gone soon, maybe Martinez too. Pair Martinez & Yoro and Heaven & Maguire and let the young’uns play & learn. {more}
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Worrying times once again. It all feels very ominous. The only hope is that the long international break draws a line under this start & they somehow, magically come back rejuvenated. But that feels a bit of a stretch at the moment.
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If ever there was a game there for the taking it was that one. But once again we move the ball with zero urgency. Which has been a problem for many, many years. Moving the ball that slowly & even the body language of not looking urgent with it gives defenders nothing to think about or worry about.
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
JJ Gabriel and his dad out for a walk.
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Remember the Hull match where the commentators were at pains to tell us that Howard Webb promised everyone that VAR would be a lighter touch this year. Yet they overrule a pretty obvious & correct onfield decision in a huge game?!? It obviously won’t be but this should truly be the death of VAR!
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thing is, it’s obvious the goal shouldn’t have stood but that’s not the point. We were shite. The fact the ground was so flat in the last 10 minutes when we were chasing the game, especially the Stretford End and TRA, tells you everything about our performance.
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No attempt to play the ball there. Just naturally propelled himself at the ball!
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hope Rashford had a knock because why the fuck would you bring Zirkzee on for him in those circumstances. Proper fair weather player. Not got the fire in his belly for this type of game. It says a lot about the performance that there was no roar from the Stretford End while we’re chasing it.
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Awful that was! Ok 11 vs 11 but as soon as the red card happened we stopped playing. Like we just assumed we’d win. I’ve got hope for Dorgu at left back but unfortunately he was at fault for their goal. I’m not one to get at Dalot but he was awful.
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Went down for a beer at 38 mins as I always do and said to my mate “this needs to be 2-3-4 nil rather than 1–1” and sure enough, the second the words left my mouth we went 2-0 up. Honestly, me going down for beers has more assists than Bruno! 🙈
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Goes without saying, but you can’t be conceding 2 goals every game. Not sure if bad luck or a pattern as there doesn’t seem to be a particular theme for the goals we’ve conceded but something isn’t fully right at the moment. I’m hoping it’s just teething problems.
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Disappointing result. Promising signs within the performance, some nice football at times. Feel like we’re too quick to slow things down when we score away from home when we should go in for the kill. If we go 2-0 up there, their heads drop & they probably don’t score those goals.
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Roma at home! 5-3 incoming after the 7-1 and 6-2 games!! Writers note: please conveniently forget the 1-0 win in the glorious 07/08 season between the aforementioned games.
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
As much as I loathe to agree with Shearer, this was my main take away from today’s game too.
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
That is, obviously, an awful result but I’m not going to panic yet. We looked really rusty and sloppy. Some of them looked like they were running through treacle. Hoping it is more a case of needing to sharpen up more than a fundamental issue. But even so, can’t be losing that one!
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It’s great to be back! 😭
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Wonder if Carrick is looking at the 07/08 midfield he was part of and trying to recreate that a bit? Scholes, Carrick, Anderson, Fletcher, Hargreaves. Mainoo, Tielemans, Baleba, Santos, Mount.
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Interesting to see if he kicks on as expected or if his struggles from last season continue but he’s definitely the right type of midfielder we need. Feel far happier with a pool of Mainoo, Tielemans, Santos, Baleba & Mount when fit sharing those 2 midfield spots than without Baleba in the mix.
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Make room for the Boyle Sports Cup alongside the Snapdragon Cup! 😂 The Sextuple is on!! 😜
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I’m not one to have a panic attack during the transfer window as many seem to, but Mount getting injured today might be the best thing for us. He’s adapted to midfield brilliantly but we’ve always needed another one & hopefully this will kick us into gear & sign another body. {more…}
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
So that’s now 4 of England’s 5 starting midfielders from Wednesday’s semi final who cost over £100mil but are apparently completely incapable of keeping hold of the ball or dictating the tempo of the game. The other being Barcelona’s new £70mil signing in Anthony Gordon. Absolutely madness!
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Henning Berg, one of Manchester United’s great number 10’s! Law, Hughes, Beckham, Van Nistelrooy, Rooney, Berg! AI slop at its absolute finest! The worst thing is, that’s the actual unveiling photo that is readily available if you had the time or care to run your page properly!!
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Whilst I don’t blame the players, how can you field a team with 3 midfielders costing over £100mil each and not dominate possession or control the tempo of a single game?!!
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Not on the players this time. 100% on the manager. For the 3rd game in a row he’s gone too defensive too soon and it’s finally caught up with him. Doesn’t even feel like a heroic exit, just feels like the manager has let us down.
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Not an original thought, but how is Sam Matterface ITVs lead commentator?! He comes across as lazy, ill researched, uninteresting & lacking any kind of warmth or charisma. Literally like he just turns up with a piece of paper with the starting XIs on it & just freestyles it from there
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Sensible signing in a summer where we need to prioritise our money elsewhere in the squad. Trust him way more than I’d trust Bayindir & will be an adequate number 2. My worry would be if Lammens gets ‘2nd season syndrome,’ as Darlow in nets over a longer stretch wouldn’t fill me with confidence.
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Very smart piece of business, this. Given that we need 3 new midfielders, now isn’t the time to be gambling. Santos should be fine having played a number of games for Chelsea, Tielemans is as safe a bet as you can get and for an excellent price. One we should have bought years ago!
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I’m sure you all thought Salford had signed who I thought they’d signed at first glance of this picture!
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Can’t say I remember seeing him play much at Chelsea, on account of me not watching much Chelsea. The response to the signing online has been oddly positive, especially compared to the reaction to Ederson. Not that that is a true measure of anything. Still feels like we need a big one in though.
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Just watched some “25 greatest OT moments” programme on MUTV. Which were all from 2000 onward, by the way. But if you need any more evidence of Fergie’s genius & bravery, it’s this: 1-0 up against the previously “invincible” 49-0 Arsenal team. Last minute. Are we defending & clinging on? {more…}
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I’m not into Star Trek so this one passed me by!
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This made me laugh 😂 Love a Father Ted reference. Poor Jordi!
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
100% won’t happen, but when thinking about the design of the new Stadium I’ve always liked the Indianapolis Colts stadium. Very different from the usual spaceship, bowl or tent designs & the brickwork effect is in-keeping with the old warehouses in & around Trafford Park.
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I’ll obviously miss the old place but have accepted it’ll be a new stadium for a long time now. The main thing for me is that the new stadium is pretty much on the same site & not on some farmers field at the side of the M62 or something daft like that. At least we’re heading to the same place.
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
A much deserved (but probably not as much as he actually deserves!) MBE for Lou Macari. Here’s Lou and I in my more portly, bespectacled days! 😂
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
“Go on Ryan!!” Name the game!!
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Might as well open the floodgates; our worst ever signing? Been less talented players (Djemba-Djemba,) dodgy loans (Wout, Prunier,) disappointments (Van De Beek, Schneiderlin,) punts on youngsters that didn’t work (Bellion, Powell) But pound for pound (£) has there been a worse signing? {more..}
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
This would make a lot of sense. Solid Premier League goalkeeper, probably happy to play back up & an academy graduate. Won’t cost a lot which is important this summer with money needing to be spent elsewhere & can eventually slip into Tom Heaton’s role as 3rd choice when Heaton retires.
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Why did an absolute lummox of a clogger centre half like Gabriel think it was a good idea to do a full blown Fred Flintstone twinkle toes run up for his penalty?!!
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Flinstones: Fred Bowling with a Rock
ALT: Flinstones: Fred Bowling with a Rock
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Wouldn’t have made a huge difference to my life either way but thank Christ Arsenal didn’t win tonight. Fair play to them for winning the league but that team has no place being in the same conversation as the 08 United team. History will forget them just like Slot’s Liverpool team.
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Kev MUFC @kev84-mufc.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
My one concern about tomorrows Champions League final is that if anyone can beat PSG, it’s Arsenal. They will have no shame in sitting back defending & trying to score from a stuffy corner. Very much like Chelsea vs Bayern all those years ago, only Chelsea did it out of necessity rather than design
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