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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 6h

He modelled for a calendar for his on pizzeria?! Guy’s a boss!

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 8h

Right?! I can’t understand it.

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 8h

Dont trust anyone under 30! 😂

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 10h

Ugh, just don’t. I pretty much stopped engaging with any people I didn’t follow on there after the whole “he made a mistake!” “are you perfect?” defending that abusive player that didn’t go to jail.

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 11h

A very important reminder, in fact, because those results are unfathomable.

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 11h

Welcome to the world where - at least! - 6.5k people LOVE Tony Martial.

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 16h

Nope! No more. I’m done. I want to get off this journey to stupidity or wherever it’s going.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 06/10/2026

Next Portugal presser

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Not really a surprise while watching it tho. The red card changed a lot. We responded brilliantly after that, scored a great free kick, and controlled the game sufficiently thereafter.

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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I think this will be one of the defining images of the Premier League's void years: a proudly working class fanbase celebrating that the ruling family of an oppressive regime had hired a barrister on £10,000-an-hour to try and prevent them suffering consequences for their cheating. Embarrassing.

A bunch of mugs celebrating their perceived impunity

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Considering how long he’s been with us and how prolific our injury list has been it’s astonishing he hasn’t had any notable periods of injury.

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PercyToplis @percytoplis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Dont say things that would get you included in a racist video?

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Yeah, as far as I’m aware. But I think I read Bruno should be available for our next game.

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Nothing to see here. Our squad depth will see us through this difficult period…

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Chris @godley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Quick summary here

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You’re telling me you DON’T captain Haaland?

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Imagine that, literally the ONLY journo that could break that kind of news, who we would all believe… and he gets it wrong 😂

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My colleague never writes it. She says it sounds sarcastic. I said to her, “Everyone bloody uses it! You must think everyone is sarcastically being kind to you, which is an awful way to live.” She stands by her opinion lol

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Re. City and the potential sanctions, I think the most pressing issue right now is, If Haaland isn’t in the PL next year then who the fuck do I captain week in, week out in my fantasy football?

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I respect that, mate. It’s the fans like you I truly feel sorry for. I also lived in Edgeley in Stockport long enough to know that City vs Stockport County would be a hell of a match lol

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Matthew 🇾🇪 @matthewutd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

This is exactly how I’d approach this situation if I were a City fan. Sardonic humour all the way.

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Ben @treble99united.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

11/12 - United 13/14 - Liverpool 17/18 - United 18/19 - Liverpool 20/21 - United 21/22 - Liverpool 22/23 - Arsenal 23/24 - Arsenal Those pesky red cartel clubs. 😂

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David Ornstein @david-ornstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...