Reposted by Matthew K. Johnsonmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/08/2026RIGHT: we're poisoning society to death so it can be replaced with one that exists only to enable our violent fantasies LEFT: we must strengthen society by expanding social services and expelling those who seek to kill it CENTER: so... the right gets what? nothing?? come on. let em kill it a little 32188365
Matthew K. Johnson @matthewkjohnson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026For a lot of people the purpose of politics is to inflict cruelty. I think those people are horrified by Mamdani because there’s no obvious cruelty, so they assume it must be secret and they must be the targets. They can’t imagine a world where someone doesn’t dream about hurting others. 031
Matthew K. Johnson @matthewkjohnson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Himesh Patel killing it in "The Odyssey" as Eurylochus is making me want to rewatch the sublime "Station Eleven" miniseries 021
Matthew K. Johnson @matthewkjohnson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I don't understand why we are humoring these guys who are complaining about wanting "historical accuracy" in the casting of a mythological story by taking the complaint at face value. They don't want "historical accuracy", they want all black and brown people to no longer exist. Say that. 171
Matthew K. Johnson @matthewkjohnson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I found out today that my therapist watched a television show I recommended he watch and he really liked it, which means I have now asserted dominance over therapy 100
Matthew K. Johnson @matthewkjohnson.bsky.social · 16/07/2026The Odyssey coming out reminds me of the time I went to see Troy and halfway through a man excitedly shouted out: “Oh I know this, there’s a horse in this right?” 020
Matthew K. Johnson @matthewkjohnson.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Nothing to me is funnier than the Europeans saying that despite the suspension being lifted Balogun shouldn't play against Belgium "out of principle" - as if they would ever accept their national teams doing something like that. Silly kids. 000
Matthew K. Johnson @matthewkjohnson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Annoyed that we'll have to keep watching this meh Argentina team instead of our heroic sons from Cape Verde 010
Matthew K. Johnson @matthewkjohnson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026FIFA terrified at the possibility of Messi exiting the tournament and is now on the phone hiring someone to drive a golf cart into Vozinha #ARGCPV 010
Matthew K. Johnson @matthewkjohnson.bsky.social · 23/06/2026It’s my birthday. Because I am no longer on Facebook but I am on various dating websites and apps, I usually just get birthday wishes from close friends and family, but also from random dudes in Belgium who quickly pivot to asking for pics of my ass. 110
Matthew K. Johnson @matthewkjohnson.bsky.social · 19/06/2026IT IS TIME. WORLD CUP. USA VS. AUSTRALIA 010
Reposted by Matthew K. JohnsonThe Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 16/06/2026If you didn't regularly stay up into the wee hours of the night reading under the covers with a flashlight when you were a child, then please don't tell me that you understand what it's like to resist authority. 3977157
Matthew K. Johnson @matthewkjohnson.bsky.social · 14/06/2026The disappointment I see when I tell gay men I enjoy watching soccer is intense; for some of them the nerd/jock war never ended and I'm mocking their service by even acknowledging a "sportsball" 000
Matthew K. Johnson @matthewkjohnson.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Can't wait for the English to wake up to tell American fans that the US team's win doesn't mean anything and they shouldn't feel good about it, or anything #fifaworldcup 010
Matthew K. Johnson @matthewkjohnson.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Jozy Altidore looking like the Bachelor on Telemundo 🥵 000
Reposted by Matthew K. Johnsontravelincatdoc dvm jd @travelincatdoc.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I used to think soccer was boring until I started watching in Spanish. Now I'm watching the world cup on Telemundo and it's great. 012
Matthew K. Johnson @matthewkjohnson.bsky.social · 13/06/2026When you think about it, it’s kind of weird that every country has a theme song 020
Matthew K. Johnson @matthewkjohnson.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I read this with the same cadence of "Adele is at Pieces" 010
Matthew K. Johnson @matthewkjohnson.bsky.social · 12/06/2026What does he have on all of them? He can't have secrets on all of them, so it's gotta be something that he's giving them or assuring them. Is there a spaceship we don't know about only for those who ally themselves in complete absence of logic? A bunker to survive a coming nuclear volley? WHAT? 000
Matthew K. Johnson @matthewkjohnson.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Having unfortunately fallen down a rabbit hole of social media posts from English people complaining about the World Cup and America's lack of reverence or decorum for it, I've come to the realization that the English by and large don't find soccer/football any fun 000
Matthew K. Johnson @matthewkjohnson.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Show somebody who absolutely rocks a hat and isn’t Indiana Jones 010
Matthew K. Johnson @matthewkjohnson.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Really hope he isn’t dressed like this because he’s moonlighting as an ICE agent #thepitt 000
Matthew K. Johnson @matthewkjohnson.bsky.social · 11/02/2026It’s not that hard, I want to be strong enough to crush a man’s head with my bicep, but I want that to be packaged in a pleasingly approachable round shape 150
Matthew K. Johnson @matthewkjohnson.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Post a banger that isn’t in English youtu.be/Fp6Ik9fqrx8?...youtu.be"No quiero verte" - Las Dianas (Video oficial) - 2024YouTube video by Las Dianas 010
Matthew K. Johnson @matthewkjohnson.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Total revulsion cannot be the emotion that these ads were meant to engender, so at least for me someone dropped the ball 000
Matthew K. Johnson @matthewkjohnson.bsky.social · 27/01/2026With our combined strength we could end this destructive conflict and rule the galaxy as bottom and top 010
Matthew K. Johnson @matthewkjohnson.bsky.social · 25/12/2025As usual for Christmas I got moleskine notebooks, a toothbrush and clothes that are one to two sizes too small, but the experience of giving my family gifts makes it all work it 020
Matthew K. Johnson @matthewkjohnson.bsky.social · 14/12/2025ELLA MCCAY felt about as accurate to American speech and behavior as those scenes from SQUID GAME featuring the American spectators 000
Matthew K. Johnson @matthewkjohnson.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Behold the quintessential devil in these matters, Charlie Brown 010
Matthew K. Johnson @matthewkjohnson.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Dick Durbin and Tim Kaine were not going to allow this post-election Democratic goodwill continue on their watch 021
Reposted by Matthew K. JohnsonCharlie Knight [they/them] | Editor / Author 📚 @cknightwrites.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Good morning. You're a writer even if you don't write today, tomorrow, this entire month. You're a writer because of the stories in your heart, even if you can't get them down for now. 💜 28117
Reposted by Matthew K. JohnsonWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 05/11/2025[Exit Clown.] 5089922181
Reposted by Matthew K. JohnsonEmily Heller @mremilyheller.bsky.social · 05/11/2025The only explanation I can imagine for the entirety of Cuomo’s campaign is that he has some kind of humiliation fetish. If true, I want to congratulate him on what I assume will be an epic nut tonight 730630
Reposted by Matthew K. JohnsonYoungster Joey @jcov.bsky.social · 27/10/2025When you're gay anything can be clothes 0153
Matthew K. Johnson @matthewkjohnson.bsky.social · 27/10/2025"We've replaced the 'girl' we would normally use in sassy conversation with this fellow graying middle-aged homosexual with 'gran.' Lets see if the ancient crone notices..." 010
Reposted by Matthew K. JohnsonRiker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 23/09/2025why are so many ferengi verified on twitter 841367
Matthew K. Johnson @matthewkjohnson.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Being 42 and looking 32 (per other people, that’s not my # assessment) is perpetually feeling like you are on borrowed time, like you made a deal with a witch and you were supposed to do something for her but it slipped your mind and she’s going to come due with an ironic punishment any day now… 120
Matthew K. Johnson @matthewkjohnson.bsky.social · 17/08/2025I can't say I didn't see this current moment we're in coming, but I didn't anticipate that so many of us would dispassionately accept it like a battered spouse 010
Matthew K. Johnson @matthewkjohnson.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Praying to the big butt fairy, for what is between me and him 110
Reposted by Matthew K. JohnsonJessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 06/08/2025I will still always argue the best Star Trek’s are Deep Space Nine, Lower Decks and Star Trek novels. 5247719
Matthew K. Johnson @matthewkjohnson.bsky.social · 04/08/2025The one thing we can all agree on about tonight’s episode of The Gilded Age is that the floral dress Gladys wore walking in the gardens with Hector is really gorgeous 070
