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Matthew Hayes

@matthewhayes.bsky.social
74 followers 80 following 402 posts

Joy, technology, table tennis, games, space, psychedelics, philosophy, esoterica, animals.

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Matthew Hayes @matthewhayes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Some people always look at the clock when it's 3:33. I always open an authenticator app when the one-time code is 5 seconds from refreshing.
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Manda Farough 🔜 AdventureX | Causeway Studios @amandafarough.ca · 07/10/2026
We’re artists first and foremost. What’s the point of our art if we’re not the ones making it?
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl says to a guy, “my homegirl thinks you’re cute.” Panel 2: the guy looks over to the left at the alleged homegirl, who is standing in the corner of the room, dripped out head-to-toe in SpongeBob SquarePants-related merchandise, including but not limited to: a t-shirt that reads: “IF YOU SEE DA POLICE… KRUSTY KRAB”, a best friends forever watch, spongebobs signature black shoes, and Mermaid Man’s belt set to “W” for Wumbo
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Matthew Hayes @matthewhayes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Walking outside for the first time in weeks with the feels-like below 90°
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Nicolas Cage's Happy Hairflip
ALT: Nicolas Cage's Happy Hairflip
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rough Draft vs Final Draft
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Matthew Hayes @matthewhayes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Will definitely pick this up. Double Fine never misses. I'm so glad this can find new life on another platform.
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Matthew Hayes @matthewhayes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I've been reading my daughter Halloween books for two weeks already. Come oonnnn, fall.
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Matthew Hayes @matthewhayes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP Dolly. The seemingly last good thing we had in Tennessee. Imagination Library books have been and will continue to be a huge part of my daughter's life, so thank you. 🙏
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Matthew Hayes @matthewhayes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If you're like me, you're deeply in need of more sober and thoughtful tech takes on your timeline that aren't written by Claude. Can we just get back to talking about neat chips and cunning microarchitecture?
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Matthew Hayes @matthewhayes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
having niche interests you love to talk about at length with others
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Matthew Hayes @matthewhayes.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Amazing deal on an amazing game.
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Matthew Hayes @matthewhayes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Smell ya later, turd
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows a giraffe tripping on a rock. The giraffe says “woop” as it stumbles.
Panel two zooms in on the giraffe’s face. The giraffe is sweating in embarrassment. We see a thought bubble above the giraffe. The text within the thought bubble reads, “that was embarrassing.”
The third panel shows the giraffe closing its eyes and munching on leaves reassuringly. The thought bubble above the giraffe reads, “but no one will remember.”
The fourth and final panel pans to an elephant staring at the giraffe from behind some bushes.
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HotBloodedHeroine @hotbloodedheroine.petplay.fi · 26/11/2025
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Catsuka @catsuka.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
"Millennium Actress" by Satoshi Kon is available for free on YouTube (in North America only). >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMqg...
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Nintendo GIFs @nintengifs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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Nintendo Nintendo Eshop
ALT: Nintendo Nintendo Eshop
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Matthew Hayes @matthewhayes.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
There about a dozen 20-second stretches of Bluey that still immediately reduce me to a sobbing heap and take me out for an entire afternoon.
A dreaming Bingo in bed squeezes her stuffy in Bluey Season 2, Episode 26: "Sleepytime." Chilli and her dad watch Bluey and Bingo playing in a lake as they reflect on the bittersweet passage of time in Bluey Season 2, Episode 27: "Grandad."
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 30/06/2026
This is Penny. She came up with her own trick. Really hopes you like it, and will repeat it as many times as necessary until you acknowledge that you do. 14/10 (IG: pennycorgipoo)
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Matthew Hayes @matthewhayes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Absolutely formative album for me.
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Matthew Hayes @matthewhayes.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Easy peasy. It's been far too long.
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Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Time to smash this motherfucker up
A screenshot from Xenoblade Chronicles with the text 'Location- Data Centre' appearing on screen
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Hit Save! @hitsave.org · 11/06/2026
Sorry but we'll never shy away from an excuse to highlight one of the rarest items in our archive: Check out some clips of Nintendo veteran Steve Okimoto introducing the GBA to Nintendo of America employees for the first time! This tape is dated 9/22/00, nearly 8 months prior to the GBA's US launch!
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Matthew Hayes @matthewhayes.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The Revelation reveal inspired me to go back and finish Rebirth and holy shit I guess I stopped right before the best part of the game. Cried like a baby. IYKYK
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 06/06/2026
This is Baker. He dances when it’s dinner time. 14/10 top-tier tippy taps #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: bakerbarnes)
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Matthew Hayes @matthewhayes.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
To all who celebrate.
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Tom Gray is amazing at this sort of thing. An impassioned speech to the Ivors Academy. Inspiring stuff.
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Sunkissed Peaks @sunkissedpeaks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
It’s really frightening.
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Matthew Hayes @matthewhayes.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
You know after a few buzz balls they really are just like us
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Kevin Manzel @kevinmanzel.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Jeopardy contestants should get a bonus for running a category
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Matthew Hayes @matthewhayes.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Aww yeah
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Every day I look forward to sleeping 
I love sleeping 
I love being unconscious
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Matthew Hayes @matthewhayes.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Jung would have requested Mii personality spec sheets with his patient intakes for sure.
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Matthew Hayes @matthewhayes.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Peak honeysuckle season is upon us, friends. My favorite part of spring. My favorite spring fragrance.
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Matthew Hayes @matthewhayes.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
L. F. G.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 03/04/2026
This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman
That's home. That's us.
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Matthew Hayes @matthewhayes.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Dad wins this week. Mario picked her up from school yesterday and we both played hooky today to go to the first showing. Pizza after.
A Nintendo nerd and his angel daughter in a car, about to head home. A Nintendo nerd dressed as Mario and his angel daughter dresses as Princess Peach posing in front of an AMC theater.
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Matthew Hayes @matthewhayes.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
I've been thinking about this video all day.
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Matthew Hayes @matthewhayes.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Experiencing this game back in the day was such a spellbinding and strange experience. Idk why but it felt important.
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Matthew Hayes @matthewhayes.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Me in your kitchen after a few shots of whiskey and pickle juice.
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Old Fashioned Boologna Salad @bolognasalad.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm
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Matthew Hayes @matthewhayes.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Yeah this is absolutely huge. Now we just need that OLED...
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Matthew Hayes @matthewhayes.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The most intense 1v1 I've had in Marathon by far
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meys @meysq.com · 10/03/2026
like watching the got damn sistine chapel being painted
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Matthew Hayes @matthewhayes.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I will make your fully realized fantasy world my entire personality. (my9games.com)
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Tama Hero @tamahero.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
ok but what if
annoying dog painted orange = ponbon
lesser dog painted orange = ponbon 2nd evo
greater dog painted orange = ponbon 3rd evo
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daniël @kaasiand.cool · 27/02/2026
Please
doodle of Pombon (the new fire-type pomeranian starter pokémon) with my silly idea for its evolutions:
- Pombom: it becomes a large fluffy ball shaped like a large cartoon bomb. it still has a small cute face and its tail looks like a lit fuse
- Pomet, the final evolution. it's a comet headed towards Earth with a pomeranian face on the side of the comet that faces the Earth
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Martlet/Ivy @ivyfeathers.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
the new pokemon starters go crazy
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Matthew Hayes @matthewhayes.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
This is honestly my ideal dystopian sci-fi aesthetic. Marathon vibes are absolutely immaculate.
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Matthew Hayes @matthewhayes.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Just fell in love all over again. This project has been inspiring me since I was in middle school. And here we are 25 years later with another heartfelt hand drawn-and-animated music video to kick off a singularly original album. In an age of soulless AI slop, be Gorillaz. youtu.be/ucRulNQsuYQ?...
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Gorillaz - The Mountain, The Moon Cave and The Sad God
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