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Matt Bryant

@matthewcbryant.bsky.social
339 followers 488 following 643 posts

I play shitty guitar; I run a little and ski a lot; a lazy member of the NM Humanist Society; and I used to brew my own beer. Albuquerque, NM or Durango, CO

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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 14h
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I repost this cuz they are AWESOME
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Once again, for the third year I think, I cannot hear the commentators over the crowd noise on NBC’s NFL coverage. The sound is just so bad.
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ass lasers? On CBS? What did I just watch?
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Bonesito @bonesito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I get that employee handbooks can be unreasonable and nit picky at times… but in a just world a work adjacent sex party would result in a DOL drone strike.
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Don Schreiber/Methane Mad Man @vivarioarriba.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So insanely appropriate that this story was posted by... ew.com
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Overheard at Telluride Blues & Brews: “We have to leave because Mom is too stoned, thanks to your Mom”. Hilarity
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’ve seen some good run stopping from Green Bay. I don’t like this at all.
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That shit gibbon can go fuck himself
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BIRDS. @werewhalewolf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
deep down, he's the wife of a man who owns car dealerships
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I read the AP obituary & was sad. Decided not to read more unless it was from @tressiemcphd.bsky.social, so I read that too. Had avoided listening to her until this, because I knew I would tear up. Sure as shit
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
FWIW I always in discussions described fascism as “an endemic social movement which occasionally gains political power.” Like the aristocracy, you gotta wake up hating it every day.
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Don’t worry. They’ll pick up the pace. I’m sure they can get to 101 losses.
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’m unhappy ☹️
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What in the damn hell @davidjroth.bsky.social? Ending my Distraction podcast? I am oddly emotional about this
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 30/06/2023
Whoaaa, Black Betty
Facebook profile for a woman named Pam Ballam
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I would The Interdependency series of @scalzi.com
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026
If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Yeah, that’s right
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
something most democrats still dont understand is that "fuck off" is a perfectly valid response to 99.999999999% of the right's criticisms, which are always made in bad faith
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The boat.
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Michelle 🦋 @michellesmoody.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
YALL LMAOOOOOO🤣
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/07/2026
Rockies Fan Opens Private Tab To Check Score
Rockies Fan Opens Private Tab To Check Score
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
La verdad
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Someone won today’s stage. This is what he looks like. Very informative
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
There are thousands of people in this country, much less the world, that could tell you they can’t make those structural changes and install those systems in a year. This administration is comprised of idiots.
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
IT'S UP! An article about the rain-soaked disaster that was July 4th in Washington DC this year, including all the videos I couldn't upload of the sad and angry crowds, plus details that didn['t make the thread. Please check it out if you would like to!
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The Wet And Wild Freedom Day Catastrophe
There Is No Joy In Mudville, Not Even For The Right
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Regarding the first: your journey need not be accompanied with a government job, and regarding the second: that’s right.
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
If we’re going to celebrate 0.4% of Americans, I’m going to celebrate my trans brothers and sisters who live their lives in pursuit of liberty and happiness
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This Independence Day I’ll be celebrating the regular old Americans in Minnesota, Chicago, LA, NY, etc., who stood up against fascism
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Gardening as blood feud 😂
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Rep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
But, for real—can someone please explain the Constitution to the President?
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
My football newsletter has converged with my other interests. N.I.M.B.F. too-deep-zone.ghost.io/n-i-m-b-f/
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N.I.M.B.F.
Not in MY bird feeder!
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Your friend is correct
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Matthew Reichbach @fbihop.com · 19/06/2026
Australia tried to make it an ugly game in the second half, but they don't know that the U.S. is PURE CONCACAF BABY! We play in Central America with fields that are more mud than grass, with refs that have the "no blood no foul" limits. (Eagle screech)
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Buttons (Ashley) 🏴‍☠️#OFMDForLife🏴‍☠️ 🏳️‍🌈🤡 @sevensugars.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Since I did do my PhD in cyanobacteria growth and treatment optimization modeling AND work in the water treatment industry, I’m gonna share my theory as to what’s happening here and how to fix it. People are focusing on the painted bottom of the pool increasing residual heat, and while that 1/19
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
New Mexico Secretary of State Maggie Toulouse Oliver suspends Dem Lt. Gov. campaign, citing health sourcenm.com/briefs/new-m...
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New Mexico Secretary of State Maggie Toulouse Oliver suspends Dem Lt. Gov. campaign, citing health • Source New Mexico
After winning the Democratic primary for lieutenant governor, New Mexico Secretary of State Maggie Toulouse Oliver suspended her campaign.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Getting a bunch of your shitty friends to call the nice kid a queer is what happens in junior high school and also in the Republican Party.
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I’m so pleased I get to witness this era. Shohei Ohtani Is Illogical - defector.com/shohei-ohtan...
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Shohei Ohtani Is Illogical | Defector
Before this season, pitching was pretty clearly Shohei Ohtani’s secondary talent, and that’s not an insult. He was just “also a pitcher” in the same way that Lady Gaga is also an actress or Kareem Abd...
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jeremiahbonjean.bsky.social @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I loved “The Calculating Stars” by Mary Robinette Kowal. us.macmillan.com/books/978076...
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The Calculating Stars
Mary Robinette Kowal's science fiction debut, 2019 Winner of the Hugo and Nebula Award for best novel, The Calculating Stars, explores the premise behind her...
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Alexander Howard @digiphile.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
This scale of loss makes me think of two things: money laundering, and a return on investment that’s not measured in monetary profits, but policy outcomes.
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Thinking about my ski season
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 04/05/2026
Policing is the armed management of inequality. The only time you'll ever see cops at a labor rally is to break it up.
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I just saw a story about a search and rescue otter. And you know how there will be a string of arson and then come to find out a firefighter did it? Yeah...
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Sonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
*climbing back on my bullshit wearily for “one last job”*
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Craig Fehrman @craigfehrman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
A few years ago, I was attacked by a dog. It changed a lot about me, including the book I was writing. I tried to describe it all here:
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Steely eyed rocket gods
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
We were concerned a little.
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Arlo says welcome home astronauts!
An Australian Shepherd named Arlo welcomes astronauts back home
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