Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 14hMy name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die. 0339
Reposted by Matt BryantJonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I repost this cuz they are AWESOME 69928228
Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Once again, for the third year I think, I cannot hear the commentators over the crowd noise on NBC’s NFL coverage. The sound is just so bad. 010
Reposted by Matt BryantBonesito @bonesito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I get that employee handbooks can be unreasonable and nit picky at times… but in a just world a work adjacent sex party would result in a DOL drone strike. 0472
Reposted by Matt BryantDon Schreiber/Methane Mad Man @vivarioarriba.bsky.social · 24/09/2026So insanely appropriate that this story was posted by... ew.com 032
Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Overheard at Telluride Blues & Brews: “We have to leave because Mom is too stoned, thanks to your Mom”. Hilarity 000
Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’ve seen some good run stopping from Green Bay. I don’t like this at all. 000
Reposted by Matt BryantBIRDS. @werewhalewolf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026deep down, he's the wife of a man who owns car dealerships 031
Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I read the AP obituary & was sad. Decided not to read more unless it was from @tressiemcphd.bsky.social, so I read that too. Had avoided listening to her until this, because I knew I would tear up. Sure as shit 010
Reposted by Matt BryantJohn Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 24/08/2026FWIW I always in discussions described fascism as “an endemic social movement which occasionally gains political power.” Like the aristocracy, you gotta wake up hating it every day. 10585168
Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Don’t worry. They’ll pick up the pace. I’m sure they can get to 101 losses. 000
Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 20/08/2026What in the damn hell @davidjroth.bsky.social? Ending my Distraction podcast? I am oddly emotional about this 130
Reposted by Matt BryantRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 30/06/2023Whoaaa, Black Betty 113031
Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I would The Interdependency series of @scalzi.com 000
Reposted by Matt BryantRamin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like: 93142923817
Reposted by Matt BryantOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 10/08/2026something most democrats still dont understand is that "fuck off" is a perfectly valid response to 99.999999999% of the right's criticisms, which are always made in bad faith 332172325
Reposted by Matt BryantThe Onion @theonion.com · 31/07/2026Rockies Fan Opens Private Tab To Check Score 13937116
Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Someone won today’s stage. This is what he looks like. Very informative 000
Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 12/07/2026There are thousands of people in this country, much less the world, that could tell you they can’t make those structural changes and install those systems in a year. This administration is comprised of idiots. 000
Reposted by Matt BryantLaura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 07/07/2026IT'S UP! An article about the rain-soaked disaster that was July 4th in Washington DC this year, including all the videos I couldn't upload of the sad and angry crowds, plus details that didn['t make the thread. Please check it out if you would like to!firewalledmedia.comThe Wet And Wild Freedom Day CatastropheThere Is No Joy In Mudville, Not Even For The Right 28695257
Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Regarding the first: your journey need not be accompanied with a government job, and regarding the second: that’s right. 020
Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 04/07/2026If we’re going to celebrate 0.4% of Americans, I’m going to celebrate my trans brothers and sisters who live their lives in pursuit of liberty and happiness 030
Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 04/07/2026This Independence Day I’ll be celebrating the regular old Americans in Minnesota, Chicago, LA, NY, etc., who stood up against fascism 020
Reposted by Matt BryantRep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 30/06/2026But, for real—can someone please explain the Constitution to the President? 152761179
Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 22/06/2026My football newsletter has converged with my other interests. N.I.M.B.F. too-deep-zone.ghost.io/n-i-m-b-f/too-deep-zone.ghost.ioN.I.M.B.F.Not in MY bird feeder! 000
Reposted by Matt BryantMatthew Reichbach @fbihop.com · 19/06/2026Australia tried to make it an ugly game in the second half, but they don't know that the U.S. is PURE CONCACAF BABY! We play in Central America with fields that are more mud than grass, with refs that have the "no blood no foul" limits. (Eagle screech) 021
Reposted by Matt BryantButtons (Ashley) 🏴☠️#OFMDForLife🏴☠️ 🏳️🌈🤡 @sevensugars.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Since I did do my PhD in cyanobacteria growth and treatment optimization modeling AND work in the water treatment industry, I’m gonna share my theory as to what’s happening here and how to fix it. People are focusing on the painted bottom of the pool increasing residual heat, and while that 1/19 21093633493
Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 18/06/2026New Mexico Secretary of State Maggie Toulouse Oliver suspends Dem Lt. Gov. campaign, citing health sourcenm.com/briefs/new-m...sourcenm.comNew Mexico Secretary of State Maggie Toulouse Oliver suspends Dem Lt. Gov. campaign, citing health • Source New MexicoAfter winning the Democratic primary for lieutenant governor, New Mexico Secretary of State Maggie Toulouse Oliver suspended her campaign. 000
Reposted by Matt BryantMark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Getting a bunch of your shitty friends to call the nice kid a queer is what happens in junior high school and also in the Republican Party. 25448126
Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I’m so pleased I get to witness this era. Shohei Ohtani Is Illogical - defector.com/shohei-ohtan...defector.comShohei Ohtani Is Illogical | DefectorBefore this season, pitching was pretty clearly Shohei Ohtani’s secondary talent, and that’s not an insult. He was just “also a pitcher” in the same way that Lady Gaga is also an actress or Kareem Abd... 000
Reposted by Matt Bryantjeremiahbonjean.bsky.social @jeremiahbonjean.bsky.social · 25/05/2026I loved “The Calculating Stars” by Mary Robinette Kowal. us.macmillan.com/books/978076...us.macmillan.comThe Calculating StarsMary Robinette Kowal's science fiction debut, 2019 Winner of the Hugo and Nebula Award for best novel, The Calculating Stars, explores the premise behind her... 3262
Reposted by Matt BryantAlexander Howard @digiphile.bsky.social · 08/05/2026This scale of loss makes me think of two things: money laundering, and a return on investment that’s not measured in monetary profits, but policy outcomes. 12396111
Reposted by Matt BryantChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 04/05/2026Policing is the armed management of inequality. The only time you'll ever see cops at a labor rally is to break it up. 9499100
Reposted by Matt Bryant#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I just saw a story about a search and rescue otter. And you know how there will be a string of arson and then come to find out a firefighter did it? Yeah... 1193
Reposted by Matt BryantSonar Jose @sonarjose.bsky.social · 15/04/2026*climbing back on my bullshit wearily for “one last job”* 1014011
Reposted by Matt BryantCraig Fehrman @craigfehrman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026A few years ago, I was attacked by a dog. It changed a lot about me, including the book I was writing. I tried to describe it all here: 710315