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Matt Bryant

@matthewcbryant.bsky.social
340 followers 488 following 644 posts

I play shitty guitar; I run a little and ski a lot; a lazy member of the NM Humanist Society; and I used to brew my own beer. Albuquerque, NM or Durango, CO

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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Bummer. I loved her in North by Northwest. Coolest. What’d she say “I’d have the brook trout… save room for desert”? OMG, one of the sexiest women alive
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Indeed. Very anger making
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I repost this cuz they are AWESOME
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Once again, for the third year I think, I cannot hear the commentators over the crowd noise on NBC’s NFL coverage. The sound is just so bad.
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ass lasers? On CBS? What did I just watch?
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Bonesito @bonesito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I get that employee handbooks can be unreasonable and nit picky at times… but in a just world a work adjacent sex party would result in a DOL drone strike.
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Don Schreiber/Methane Mad Man @vivarioarriba.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So insanely appropriate that this story was posted by... ew.com
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
But… it’s true what you said
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Everybody understands the blues. Everybody, from one day to another, HAS the blues. You take that little baby lying in the crib — can’t get that milk bottle fast enough — they got the BLUES. -Albert King
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Overheard at Telluride Blues & Brews: “We have to leave because Mom is too stoned, thanks to your Mom”. Hilarity
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’ve seen some good run stopping from Green Bay. I don’t like this at all.
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don’t know. In my 50 something years I haven’t known women to be very susceptible to osmotic haterdom. It’s irritating, tbh. Like, cmon, this is a hateable team, just roll with it; but no
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I get you
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That is, in fact, a type of meditation
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
True. I read A LOT of books with TV on. So did my Dad & my brother.
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That shit gibbon can go fuck himself
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BIRDS. @werewhalewolf.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
deep down, he's the wife of a man who owns car dealerships
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I read the AP obituary & was sad. Decided not to read more unless it was from @tressiemcphd.bsky.social, so I read that too. Had avoided listening to her until this, because I knew I would tear up. Sure as shit
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Correct
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I had every intention of punching a nazi in your name today, but I didn’t run across any. Sorry. Happy birthday though!
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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
FWIW I always in discussions described fascism as “an endemic social movement which occasionally gains political power.” Like the aristocracy, you gotta wake up hating it every day.
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Pulled a Paula Radcliff www.youtube.com/shorts/ghZx-...
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Paula Radcliffe’s soiled legacy #paularadcliffe #running #londonmarathon
YouTube video by The Upshot Podcast
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
My family stopped listening or buying her stuff in the 80’s when she came to Albuquerque and complained about the venue specifically and then Albuquerque and the people here in general. We were a bit offended
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Don’t worry. They’ll pick up the pace. I’m sure they can get to 101 losses.
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Good bird photo
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’m unhappy ☹️
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What in the damn hell @davidjroth.bsky.social? Ending my Distraction podcast? I am oddly emotional about this
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Switching won’t do anything. If you like a post run beer, do that. You might find that cutting it out all together two weeks before your half brings surprising results though. Can lead to anxiety, if you’re prone to that during the taper
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 30/06/2023
Whoaaa, Black Betty
Facebook profile for a woman named Pam Ballam
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I would The Interdependency series of @scalzi.com
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Eso parece datura
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Happy birthday, Slugger
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026
If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Yeah, that’s right
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
something most democrats still dont understand is that "fuck off" is a perfectly valid response to 99.999999999% of the right's criticisms, which are always made in bad faith
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Tea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The boat.
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
OMG
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I can’t believe I’m this excited for a stranger on the internet
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Michelle 🦋 @michellesmoody.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
YALL LMAOOOOOO🤣
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Like finding sanctuary
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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/07/2026
Rockies Fan Opens Private Tab To Check Score
Rockies Fan Opens Private Tab To Check Score
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Rock smith. Loved that one
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Been a while since I’ve seen pictures of you, and you look strong as hell here dang
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Rhymes with “douche hat”
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Es muy embarazoso
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Él es un idiota. ¡Canadá nos ayudó con incendio forestal!
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
La verdad
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Someone won today’s stage. This is what he looks like. Very informative
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I could cry for the time I’ve wasted, but that’s a waste of time and tears
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