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Matt Bryant

@matthewcbryant.bsky.social
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I play shitty guitar; I run a little and ski a lot; a lazy member of the NM Humanist Society; and I used to brew my own beer. Albuquerque, NM or Durango, CO

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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Good bird photo
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
That’s a cool website, thanks!
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
We were concerned a little.
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Arlo says welcome home astronauts!
An Australian Shepherd named Arlo welcomes astronauts back home
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix
Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix. Literally a poem about beating Kissinger to death in the shape of an outline of the poet beating Kissinger to death
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Arlopotomus
A dog named Arlo sits at my feet on the front porch. I sometimes call him Arlopotomus
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Burn it down.
Five year old Liam Ramos, abducted by ICE, stands behind an unmarked car before being trafficked to Texas.
Liam Ramos, de cinco años, secuestrado por ICE, se encuentra detrás de un carro sin identificación antes de ser traficado a Texas.
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Great. I’m a Bears fan, my lady friend is a Packers fan. I have a picture like this from about 12 different Thursdays this year. This is what I get from Prime Video.
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Look who’sh entered the shat
Bond, James Bond, in a baby blue romper
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Football watching dog
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
One more Thursday means one more time Amazon Prime is not ready for live sports
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Translate wasn’t helpful
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
There goes my gyro
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Over and over. Not sure why I pay for Amazon Prime
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
What an exciting football game
A blank television screen loading a football game for the 4th time in the 3rd quarter. Because we don’t do tv anymore
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Tommy Cutlets
Tommy Cutlets, Patriot’s back up quarterback
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
The old girl, Billie, has come to rely on young Arlo, for warmth, hearing, and comfort
A grey faced border collie named Billie rests her head on the rump of a young Australian shepherd named Arlo on the patio with the first leaves of autumn sprinkled about
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Solution:
5XL safety vest
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Drop an old pic you still love
Twin girls running around a tree
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
5 days ago I crossed the Brimley/Cocoon line. When 'Cocoon' -- a movie I saw in the theater -- came out on 6/21/1985, Wilford Brimley was 18,530 days old. I am now older than Wilford Brimley playing a character in an old folks home.
Wilford Brimley, an old man, smiles while I become more decrepit. I am the age he was in the picture.
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
The golden hour! #WS100
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
I saw it and thought of you. #HappyPride @heyydnae.bsky.social
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Roadrunner eats food
Roadrunner eating its food
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Roadrunner wants food. Now.
A roadrunner on the front porch directly in front of old man relaxing on said porch. Roadrunner loudly clacks to demand food
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
I feel like he’s just trolling Andreessen
A picture of an Earth man named Marc Andreessen. Despite his abnormally egg shaped head, he is from Earth
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Roadrunner says “bienvenidos”
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Two dogs basking in attention, needing no other thing in the world.
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Me in the national security team group chat.
Duolingo: I’m Always Listening
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Obviously great photo, even excellent. Could be exceptional, really
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Named after Billie Holliday, because she’s a singer. Or she was when she was a puppy. She is immensely content (spoiled)
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I hear you. This is my geriatric border collie last night
A very old border collie enjoys retirement on the couch with a blanket and her person
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Mount Eolus, 14,090ft
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Arlo
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Billie
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Regal, sure, but it’s actually just his look for when he wants me to find the tennis ball he lost in the leaves.
A forlorn aussie looks to his owner find the treasured tennis ball among the newly fallen leaves
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Roadrunner sunning itself
Roadrunner sunning itself
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I call this one “your religion, not mine”
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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Matt Bryant @matthewcbryant.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
This roadrunner would like me to fill their bowl
Roadrunner staring, ominously
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