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@matthatesfun.bsky.social
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Matt @matthatesfun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
NFL gray jerseys just a transparent attempt to steal the juice from MLB’s away uniform looks, which makes sense as baseball is the most universally resonant and trendsetting of all sports
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Matt @matthatesfun.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tucker. Wetmore. Tuck. Er. Wet. More. That’s not real. You can’t convince me that’s real
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Matt @matthatesfun.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Paging @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social
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Soren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Saw a bumper sticker that said "Mom of Boys ❤️" in cutesy curly text and read it as "Mom is Bugs ❤️", and now I can't get "Mom is Bugs ❤️" out of my head
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Matt @matthatesfun.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
But for the collars, these Brighton kits look like they’re inside out. Can’t say it looks *good*, but the shorts are also somehow extra flimsy and sheer and junk-revealing…so i guess what im saying is yes have the boys play in their jammies more
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steviebaby🫡 @steviebaby.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
bald white guy with the text next to him that has significant blackout redactions to read "socialism is like heroin. great"
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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
this iran humiliation is revealing so much about the US. you can actually see how military coups happen, why there's a 25th amendment, why wars should ever be wages at the whim of one guy (especially a world-class idiot). the rot and the sclerosis are now apparent to anyone who wants to look
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Sonia Silva ❤️ @vallygirl.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The complete elimination of Meta would yield unambiguous, far reaching benefits for global society.
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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
A chart outlining the RIP BOZO Readiness Condition (RIPCON), which is a riff off of DEFCON. There are 5 levels, with 5 being lowest and 1 being the highest. The chart details descriptions of these levels, examples and actions to take in the event something occurs.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This is funny the whole way thru but you must watch til the end
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
We joke and that's fine, but I'm honestly a little upset to learn about Carville's reaction. I thought he was dead.
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Matt @matthatesfun.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
If I were a civic official from New Jersey and they had come to me with this “New York New Jersey Stadium” nonsense I would have told them to get fucked sideways
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Matt @matthatesfun.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
lol zlatan way to sell the entertainment product
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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
i just made this. pls enjoy
reba as robocop. text says "rebacop"
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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Whom amongst us hasn't hidden in the back of a CrossFit class and barely done the workout
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Matt @matthatesfun.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
“Oh, they’re not booing you, sir. They’re shouting ‘boooing boooong’!”
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Soren Spicknall @sorenspicknall.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Just after kicking off their latest tour last week, the members of Peelander-Z were hit by a semi truck at high speed while driving their van to a show. All three current members of the band landed in the ICU with severe injuries. They are each conscious now, but with a long recovery path ahead.
gofundme.com
Donate to Support Peelander Z's Road to Recovery, organized by Dan Redman
P E E L A N D E R Z ! ! ! The greatest band ever from Planet Peelander need yo… Dan Redman needs your support for Support Peelander Z's Road to Recovery
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/04/2026
i will vote for any candidate who offers up this slogan
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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
25th amendment. Impeachment. I will support any avenue to remove Donald Trump from office. We cannot leave this man in charge of America’s nuclear weapons as he threatens to end an entire civilization. And Congress must not fund this reckless administration.
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Jacob Bacharach @jacobbacharach.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Sitting bolt upright at 2:00am with a spec script idea for a Star Trek:TNG episode entitled "LGBT . . . Q?"
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Matt @matthatesfun.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Quad fraud
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Matt @matthatesfun.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Mike McVrabel
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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The terror that ICE and CBP have inflicted on the children of the Twin Cities is, by itself, a crime of scandalous proportions that will forever stain this country's moral fabric, and all those responsible should never know another day of peace. www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
Bauer, who is 49, struggled to maintain her composure as she described the day early this month when ICE showed up in force outside her school. Agents had been circling the school since December, seemingly learning its routines, and they arrested some parents just before the winter break. But this time, agents leapt out in riot gear and began entering the apartments just across from the school, where many students live.

“We had to lock down and keep the kids inside, and parents linked arms to block the school entrance,” Bauer said. “We had a student who was looking out the window and saw them break into his apartment and just sobbed, ‘That’s my house. That’s my home.’ And we shut the blinds, but it was too late.”
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