Reposted by MattPatrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Michigan called the Fulton County director of elections and found one second 19414
Reposted by MattChristopher Harris @harrisfootball.com · 01/09/2026It's a big day. My novel Pound Foolish is out. It's about a serial killer who plays on an NFL team. If you love the NFL (like I do), but feel conflicted because the league does EVERYTHING IT CAN to lie to us, steal from us, and sweep scandal under the rug... ...I think you'll like Pound Foolish! 77926
Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Rare opportunity folks… Chet is a free agent at the moment, so take advantage of his open calendar and get some great content for your website or publication. Ask him about birds and plants too. 110
Reposted by MattBad Faith Times @dennycarter.badfaithtimes.com.ap.brid.gy · 14/04/2026Denny Carter just published a collection of essays from a future United States that has emerged from an era of authoritarian rule. Check out After The Great Redo today! a.co/d/06P3KmHF 13211
Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 08/04/2026My niece wants to be the next Ranger Rick Junior Ranger and win a $20K scholarship. If you can spare a few moments to vote for her, I’d be incredibly grateful. Thanks fokls!! jr-ranger.org/2026/andy-b2ddjr-ranger.orgVote for Andy to win $20,000, learn from Jeff Corwin, and appear in a Ranger Rick magazine!My Daughter Is A Vivacious And Adventurous Child. She’s Curious About Everything And Always Loves Trying Something New. 000
Reposted by MattDerek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 09/03/2026I don’t know why you’re laughing. 26414
Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 08/02/2026You too can get off the hellsite twitter and have a great social media sporps experience. Don’t engage with haters and losers. 112719
Reposted by MattDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Bills fans after the team's Divisional Round loss to Denver 727121
Reposted by Mattphylan @phylan.website · 11/01/2026[Al Michaels calling the kick return from Dark Knight Rises] would you look at that. meanwhile you got uh. Ward. how do you figure 192366317
Reposted by MattFoz @fozberry64.bsky.social · 10/01/2026This being the first game of the playoffs is like when you order the Calamari and it sucks 143
Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 04/01/2026BREAKING: The NFL has uncovered a previously unknown tiebreaker deep within the rule book. If Saints/Falcons end in a tie, Duke will win the NFC South. 110
Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 02/01/2026@katiesaurusseven.bsky.social Thanks for the Christmas note, we will miss you!! 120
Reposted by MattLauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Texas Tech has not scored a single point all year 514115
Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 09/12/2025The Constitution is a jar of stale David BBQ sunflower seeds. Read below if you want to understand why! 👇 000
Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 02/12/2025We love a strong floor. Why not build a strong ceiling to go with it? This is also true in football. No ceiling bad, dome good. 131
Reposted by MattMusicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Mike Johnson not knowing any of the details with Yakety Sax 1380146
Reposted by MattPatrick Daugherty @rotopat.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Aaron Rodgers discovering Pat Freiermuthmedia.tenor.coma cartoon of a man with a beard covering his face with his hair .ALT: a cartoon of a man with a beard covering his face with his hair . 4898
Reposted by MattPhil B @bernzone.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Pete Carrol came to Las Vegas to chew gum and win football games. And he’s all out of winning football games. 1243
Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 28/09/2025@harrisfootball.com when Jordan Addison can’t outrun a defender with a 20 yard head start 021
Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Russell Wilson with one of the funniest goal-to-go sequences in NFL history 011
Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Always one of the most best reads, often multiple times per week. Discord is great too. Get in here! 0121
Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 22/08/2025This can’t be right. I was told they went woke, and are subsequently broke. 120
Reposted by MattBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/08/2025 318623
Reposted by MattMoose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 18/07/2025Coldplay hasn't released a new song in years then they created four new singles in one night 291087225
Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Some of the mayoral/state congress election results over the past 3 months give me hope that we are going to see a big shift in the types of Dems elected in the coming months/years. Let’s add another one to that list with Alex Rikleen. 0101
Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 19/06/2025🚨 Screenshotting someone’s profile/pinned post is now stalking, folks! 🚨 140
Matt @mattfloridaman.bsky.social · 08/06/2025The analytics have decided: today you will click the button. Join the Discord too! 030
Reposted by MattTalia al Ghoul 🏳️⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 06/05/2025also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes 391200096167
Reposted by MattGary Alexander @garyalexander.bsky.social · 24/01/2025not saying anyone should, but I bet you could convince Trump to re-open Alcatraz in under 20 minutes 1193257579
Reposted by MattNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Tesla stock rises on news that its profits only went down by 70% 593020239
Reposted by MattEnjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Under the "Every accusation a confession" theory, we now know that RFK can't use a toilet unassisted. 133
Reposted by MattEnjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 02/04/2025it's either computer or grocery, the two genders 065
Reposted by MattBen Wikler @benwikler.bsky.social · 01/04/2025The Department of Government Efficiency, for example 925399318318
Reposted by MattAndy Behrens @andybehrens.bsky.social · 31/03/2025POV when you are a terrible running back and it's the ninth round and Denny is on the clock 5582
Reposted by Matt🦖Teawrex🦖 @teawrex.gay · 31/03/2025Today is Trans day of Visibility! Fix your hearts or die <3 117945
Reposted by MattBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/03/2025"Tiger Woods is dating Donald Trump Jr.'s ex-wife, who kept Trump as her last name," I say. Forty-thousand bees descend on me instantly, killing me in seconds. That was the magic sentence, it turns out. The relief is immense. 1166634637
Reposted by MattRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 12/03/2025GAVIN NEWSOM: So, again, you were talking about the importance of- EDGAR THE BUG WEARING HUMAN SKIN FROM MEN IN BLACK: SUGAR WATER GAVIN NEWSOM: Yes, sugar water. And my party hasn't acknowledged how much people love sugar and water. My son was shouting SUGAR WATER at me the other day on xbox. 102129212142
Reposted by MattEnjoyer of Hats @themikeheld.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Typical Mike Johnson Tweet: God is good, love my teammates Elon: Keep grinding Trump: Derp JD Vance: The enemy speaks kindly and holds a knife 1729
Reposted by MattDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 25/02/2025A very generous member of the Bad Faith Times discord just paid for the next 20 BFT subscriptions. So jump in (for free). bad-faith-times.ghost.io#/portal/supp... 0269
Reposted by Mattbeardedhippo.bsky.social @beardedhippo.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Yea well I had to play a video game as a female character once so now it's everyone else's turn to suffer 0152
Reposted by Matteve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 09/02/2025It's important to remember that no matter who wins or loses today one team's fans are going to want to put their hearts in a blender 27142595
Reposted by Mattian bremmer @ianbremmer.com · 29/01/2025some america first beers spotted in denmark: 764318485779
Reposted by MattRead the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 26/01/2025This is now Zuckerberg’s profile picture on Threads. Not making this up. 1671294153
Reposted by MattDavis Nguyen @davisnguyentmn.bsky.social · 25/01/2025"He ain't Brian no more," Jerry Jones quips as Brian Schottenheimer slowly begins to animorph into a pool of heavily-salted water. "He is now known as Brine Schottenheimer" 0302
