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Matthew Doyle

@mattdoyle.bsky.social
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“If something on the internet doesn’t spark joy, mute it.” All views are mine and should be yours. Chaotic good tbh. Buying Things Is Optional TacticsFreeZone.com

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Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 6h
For whatever it's worth, Mauricio Pochettino left by saying "see you next" window to the press pack.
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 6h
mirror guy meme
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 6h
Player Ratings: US win the fight, then win the game vs. Canada If this was Poch's going-away present to the USMNT, it was a damn good one. tacticsfreezone.ghost.io/player-ratin...
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 8h
FIFA's changed the rules a few times over the years, but at this point I'm pretty sure friendlies don't matter at all.
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 8h
no, friendlies don't count
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 8h
can't say it wasn't earned
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 8h
That first half had big "maybe Leeds fans were right" energy.
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 8h
lol 1-0 eat shit @kierdoyle.bsky.social
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 8h
Now that they've lost hockey all Canada has is "foul the shit out of teams that play actual soccer" or "foul grift in hoops." Sad showing from a once-proud sports country. bsky.app/profile/kier...
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 9h
I will forever stan any US player who hits Jonathan David with a reducer right now.
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 9h
Seven in 10.
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 9h
Canada have committed 6 fouls int he first 9 minutes. Maybe a persistent infringement yellow is on the way? Please? Can we get some soccer?
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 9h
He's drawn 3 fouls in the first 8 minutes.
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 9h
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Chaim Topol as Tevye Sings "Tradition!"
ALT: Chaim Topol as Tevye Sings "Tradition!"
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 10h
No one in the history of warfare ran away as well as George Washington, and I absolutely mean that as a compliment.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 10h
Also the American Revolution was not about "outworking the other guy." It was saving your energy while letting the other guy grind himself into dust and asking the French for help.
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 10h
I don't think so. Probably just hasn't been up to the level Poch wants. He's struggled since the move. Definitely looks like a case of leaping before he looked.
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 10h
Poch running Gio out there til the hamstring rips off the bone is not what I'd pictured for this camp.
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Eric Krakauer @erickrakauer.bsky.social · 10h
Charlotte FC player, Rodolfo Aloko, starts for Benin in Lionel Messi’s valedictory match with Argentina. That’s not a bucket list item. That’s the bucket.
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 11h
i'd have forgiven you if you had. Loons fans don't have much to stump for these days.
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 12h
Just missed.
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 20h
Here's my vote for this year's 22 Under 22 list. It's a hard one given there's more young talent in MLS than ever before, and that's even with a handful of elite prospects getting sold this summer. tacticsfreezone.ghost.io/my-2026-22-u...
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The Scuffed Podcast @scuffed.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn it just occurred to me that Seb baited that red card coming to the defense of a black man. The meme becomes realer every day
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
got some comments saying this was people's favorite edition of Sports! The Newsletter but it came out on Friday at 3 p.m., so I'm resharing it on Monday morning
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"greater good" and "common cause" are basically punchlines
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm feeling very cynical, so here are my takes on what electorates have learned/are/want: 1. Electorates hate incumbents. 2. Electorates see politics as a mix of sports & reality TV. 3. Electorates mostly like fascism if it's done with a light-ish touch.
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
finishing isn't real
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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jets got an INT…The last Jets interception was during the Biden administration.
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just pulled the numbers and Iloski has 27g in ~3100 minutes across all competitions playing as a forward the past two years. Better move this guy as far from goal as possible.
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All while playing Milan Iloski – who has the highest goals/90 in the league over the past two years when played at forward – in the midfield.
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hadn't thought of that angle but you're 100% correct
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sorry man but you'll never get me to not love Jesse Marsch
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I love this quote so much.
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A few folks in the comments on my players grades are somewhat confused by my Freeman take. So I'm in there answering questions (while sitting on my ass watching football for the next 14 hours). bsky.app/profile/jgre...
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Excuse me @phat7deuce.bsky.social we need the Baker Street treatment.
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can hear the footsteps every night on the decks
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He's a driver, he's a winner. Things are gonna change, I can feel it.
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
we're now good at soccer and bad at wars bsky.app/profile/ghos...
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Player Grades: Man-to-man, USMNT manhandle Mexico Including a commanding performance from a guy who might have a position change coming in his future. tacticsfreezone.ghost.io/player-grade...
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Deserved it, man. His pressing was excellent all night, and he was the first guy making runs into the depth in the first half.
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Battlestar Galactica: So Say We All
ALT: Battlestar Galactica: So Say We All
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Reyna's more skilled on the ball than anyone we've ever had
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
we're having fun here, but about 5 mins before the goal Gio & Tillman swapped spots in order to 1) get more skill on the ball in CM, and 2) get someone who'd *maybe* run into the depth out on the left wing. bsky.app/profile/kris...
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They solved it (runs into the fuckin' depth)
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
US look utterly stunned that Mexico are man-marking everything, and unprepared to solve it.
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 03/10/2026
The former owner and sporting director of Chelsea, the guys who built Qatar's World Cup stadiums, the brother of the owner of City Football Group, the brother of the guy who tried to buy the World Cup and the FIFA Peace Prize recipient plan to end the war in Ukraine by doing an oil deal with Putin
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If the Dems flip six seats and Collins still hangs on in this environment I'm gonna walk off a pier.
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I get it. I genuinely think you guys are fighting a losing battle here, but Renton is not OKC. And I get to say that b/c I'm an old MetroStars and Whalers fan, and there's a big difference between your team becoming inconvenient and your team leaving all together.
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my 2030 platform
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Logans Carousel Dance Performance
ALT: Logans Carousel Dance Performance
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