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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

don’t worry, Ohio State fans, you have either the Cleveland Browns or the Cincinnati Bengals to root for tomorrow…

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Are we “so sick of winning” yet, or….?

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Ethan Horvath cannot remotely be serious with that effort. Shambolic. Go and get the ball, man. #RBNY

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Kudos to @markfishkin.bsky.social for calling that one. 👏🏻👏🏻 🤦🏼‍♂️

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Inevitable creep of NFL football later and later into the calendar of February was all fun and games until this relationship apocalypse hits in 2027: the Super Bowl is on Valentine’s Day. Yikes, man. Yikes. A lot of “Situationships“ are gonna end with “but it’s the Super Bowl…”

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

My only advice in love is find someone who looks at you the way google chrome looks at re-launching all your freaking tabs right in the middle of you doing something important.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Death ✅ Taxes ✅ RedBull players not old enough to shave scoring against Orlando ✅ 🤷🏻‍♂️ Truly a league for the Sickos.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

There are some Seattle MLS & USA soccer fans who just caught a combined 9–2 drubbing to the face in consecutive home games against Belgium and the Portland Timbers in back-to-back weeks and I just hope somehow that their boss knew this and gave them the day off last Friday. Hang in there, fam. ✊🏻

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

I just want to pause a minute before the World Cup final to note how ridiculously lucky Metlife Stadium gets w/the weather for big events. 82 & sunny with a slight breeze. Amazing. Yesterday is was pouring balls & 2 days ago there was enough smoke to make everyone sound like George Burns.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Mid-century Germans: I recognize this defense from France….

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Honestly thought this was going to be Pochettino’s first call. Talented group to work with.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Spectacular game by Egypt. Spectacular. What a story. 30’ to finish the tale & shock the world.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Really wish Chuck Schumer, the Maine Democratic Party & others in charge spent half the time and energy they are using now to remove Graham Platner into running somebody other than Janet Mills in the Democratic primary against him, or vetting him properly in the first place.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Epic Shithousery Group of Death would have Uruguay, Paraguay, Mexico & Morocco somehow all involved. Better get Mbappe out of this game before someone clears him into a hospital.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Credit to Canada for playing the game on the front foot & going after it. Needed that quality in finishing from David that they just didn't have, but I felt they outplayed Morocco for most of the game. Get em next time, guys!

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Rookie mistake here by Morocco clearly not understanding how much Canada loves to forecheck...

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I think there's only one way for this CAN-MAR game to go: a 0-0 game into the 89', upon which Cyle Larin scores a thunderbolt game winner and @mattdoyle.bsky.social gives us every UCONN gif in the bluesky catalog in celebration. 😁

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Happy 4th of July. 🇺🇸 Pardon the mess as we need another 250 years to renovate the errors of the last 250.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Painful to know this is going on & we basically can’t stop it. (Until after, maybe). July 4th has a large grain of salt this year. youtu.be/WHvRA1W54LY?...

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How Trump Hijacked America’s 250th Birthday

YouTube video by Congressman Jared Huffman

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Love it. Walking out of the stadium I was thinking about someone doing a version of this with “Never gonna give you up”. Baker Street always hits tho.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Playing 4-D chess, Tim Weah took out of Copa America so we could prepare for this moment. My Ted Talk: ……

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Whatever country wins determines how we pronounce Christian Pulisic‘s name 🇺🇸

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Well…if the U.S. can handle its business…you get to play a Belgian side that went 120’ & drained themselves and all their luck to get out of a game vs Senegal. Maybe that negates the travel advantage of BEL staying in Seattle all week. 🤞🏻 One step at a time.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Solid weather in Santa Clara for 🇺🇸 vs 🇧🇦

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Holy shit. I don’t think England has had anyone that clutch since Winston Churchill.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Teddy Roosevelt also read a crap ton of books. Is reading books manly? Can we make that a thing again?

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Not an England supporter but I definitely thought it was a penalty. Thing is: I don’t know how the ref doesn’t go over to at least doublecheck it that seemed like bullshit to me. It’s the whole point of having VAR… making sure you get the call right. Credit to DRCongo, defended amazingly so far.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Paraguay…wow. Germany played into their hands & got bit by the upset bug. Credit to Paraguay for winning with steel in their veins. Everyone left in the tournament better go out & practice penalties…

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Wait, why does it say “welcome?” You can only get a passport if you are a US citizen, which means you are already here…😳🤔🤦🏼‍♂️. Are they not aware that passports and visas are different things? Do they think we give passports to people at the airport upon *arrival* ?

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Every Uruguay game is a knife fight in a phone booth where they wait for you to bleed to death or drown in your own tears. Always happy to se them exit a tournament. Don’t cry about a penalty vs Spain, all they had to do was beat Saudi Arabia or DR Congo to advance…and couldn’t. Bye 👋🏻

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Your tax dollars pay for this service. Then even more of your tax dollars go to pay for the million dollar settlements these cases generate. Really not great all around. 🤬😞🤦🏼‍♂️

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Unbelievable…🙄🤦🏼‍♂️

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Good crowd for USA - Turkiye, anyway.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

It should be something like 67°F and partly cloudy at kickoff for tonight’s USA versus Turkiye game. Perfect weather. People in Europe looking at us having 19°C temperatures for matches must think we’re friggin wizards or something. Hopefully the final in New York doesn’t end up being 95°F 🤞🏻

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Pity New Zealand…this was a nice “Let me open this tomb that was undisturbed for five thousand years” moment from Matt here. 10/10, no notes. 😁😁

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Scenes unfolding for Belgium here…could Iran be moving towards 1G & a potential Round of 16 Matchup vs US in Seattle? That would be an awesome night. Cue Canada letting Iran train in Vancouver 😅

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Question for @markfishkin.bsky.social : I know Australia lost on Friday, but any news from Tim Cahill on whether they ‘activated the fanbase’ or …? 👀😁🇺🇸

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Never met the guy and it took me until just now to think about this, but man…would’ve been great to have Sigi Schmid in the stadium soaking up that day yesterday. What a day for US Soccer & Seattle.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Weather in Seattle today, beautiful. A game time it’ll be like 76 & sunny, no clouds, not hot, nice breeze…

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I’m still mad about Australia winning the America’s Cup in 1983. Let’s go USA! 🇺🇸🗽

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Maxime Crépaeu will be bringing a Kindle onto the field at halftime… 👀

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Cyle Larin is running a one-man campaign to see how many times he can get @mattdoyle.bsky.social to post about UConn during the Workd Cup.

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Man Says 'I'm OK With That'

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

For being a brand new terminal, the experience of using Terminal A at Newark is remarkably crap. Kiosks not working, security lines closed, photo ID machine can’t work right because there’s sunlight directly going into the camera, escalator lets off into tables at a food court, poor signage, yuck.

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Human Shrug Emoji @gaspanicmiller.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

USA themed 1 train in NYC this morning.

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