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Matthew Booth

@mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy
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Computers, cycling, active travel, random brain farts. Remember that Matt sometimes makes mistakes. Be careful to double check information he provides you. 🌉 bridged from ⁂ hachyderm.io/@mattb, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
@boffbowsh Yes I recommend, but your experience is going to depend heavily on the instructor and who they're aiming it at. When I did it before it was through my cycling club, and it was definitely type 2 fun. Fantastic for strength and flexibility. This new group is the typical mostly middle […]
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Little known fact: Tortilla was actually Totira in the original Japanese.
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Up from the depths 30 stories high Breathing fire His head on the sky TORTILLA
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Dmitry Tantsur @creepy-owlet.mastodon.online.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
"Everyone hates AI" oh my sweet summer child...
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Insert image of toddler concentrating intently with their tongue sticking out.
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 15/10/2026
Went to a pilates class for the first time in a very long time last night. The instructor was lovely, but at one point she made the mistake of asking me how something made me feel. I'm trying to learn a new physical skill. This requires at least 150% of my concentration. You may notice that's […]
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 14/10/2026
Bang once for yes, twice for no is a bad scheme. If the distraught listener jumps the gun because you're banging too slowly they can get 2 yeses when you meant no. If you ever need to communicate with me when I'm a ghost I suggest 3 for yes, 5 for no, which doesn't suffer this ambiguity.
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
The game engine Godot. Is it pronounced go dot, god oh, or something else?
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 13/10/2026
I wonder if there's a war room in Tesco HQ today.
Commercial fridge showing Danfoss logo and Tesco asset tag
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2026
That doesn't happen often! #pastpuzzle en-604 🟩🟩🟩🟩 (0) ▪️▪️▪️▪️ ▪️▪️▪️▪️ ▪️▪️▪️▪️ 1/4 🥇 www.pastpuzzle.com
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Past Puzzle – Das tägliche Geschichtsrätsel
Errate das Jahr anhand von 4 historischen Hinweisen. Ein von Wordle und Geschichte inspiriertes Spiel. Jeden Tag ein neues Rätsel, kostenlos.
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026
Sitting in the café with my friends post bike ride when I get a WhatsApp call from my son. I answered it and put it to my ear only to notice that it's on speaker anyway because... WhatsApp. Everybody is now listening. Dad, you'll never guess what I just found on the floor of your bedroom. Fuck […]
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
Looks like #Plex just dropped another major app update across platforms. Presumably they've learned a lesson from the cluster fuck of the last one, because this one seems like a welcome improvement so far.
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
@davep I'm quite sure this is calculated. I just wonder what the calculation is.
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daniel:// stenberg:// @bagder.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
"The people holding up the internet" A good-looking but somewhat depressing exposé about the people holding up current digital infrastructure as a hobby. sheets.works/data-viz/holding-up-th…
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The people holding up the internet
Four billion phones ask one text file what time it is. One lecturer keeps it in his spare time. We counted the rest.
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026
@shadower talks about Rust project goals in @lwn lwn.net/SubscriberLink/1098617/6b5d…
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An update on Rust's project goals
Tomáš Šedovič is a program manager at the Rust Foundation. He co-leads the goals team, which [...]
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ken Cheng
@kenchengcomedy   

the best board game thst represents capitalism isn't Monopoly, it's actually Jenga. each party takes turns to make the current situation more precarious until a total collapse where only the last person to fuck up takes any blame while everyone else is declared the winner
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
Sun King from Abbey Road just came up in a random playlist so it wasn't immediately followed by Mean Mr Mustard. This was deeply, disturbingly wrong, so I'm now listening to Abbey Road from the start to exorcise.
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026
Installed a new 210l water butt at the weekend. It rained for the first time last night, and it's full! This was a normal, unremarkable quantity of rain. I expected that to take longer.
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Seeing Sir Noncelot in the news just reminded me: what's the progress on putting Mandelson in jail? #ukpol
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Luna, cat and apex predator, has successfully stalked and captured the elusive Chair Leg. Chair Leg is now dead. You can sleep restfully.
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
I was interested to know why precisely the Orange Order feels they should be allowed to parade down Garvaghy Road. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drumcree_conf… I would summarise this as: The Orange Order was founded in 1795 with the explicit goal of being a bunch of massive twats. They […]
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
Please can Bahrain hold their Grand Prix in Malaysia every year? #F1
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
It's always easy to assume that people doing something you don't understand are being fantastically stupid. Like the Tories promising to end the £100,000 salary cutoff for child benefit. In the current climate, their headline policy is to increase benefits payments to people earning over £100 […]
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Was just reminded of Dance of the Knights. I remember watching Romeo and Juliet by the Royal Ballet. I didn't actually know it contained this wonderful and incredibly famous piece of music. I was struck by how incongruous it was, at least to me. It was like Prokofiev had done about as much […]
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
One of the 5 young men arrested at RAF Fairford the other day called 999 themselves about an hour before a member of the public called it in. Is this the end of somebody's undercover career?
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Atomic OS images are awesome. I just noticed that one of the nodes in my home lab was down. Checked the logs, searched for the error message, discovered that it was a #Cilium bug triggered by the 7.2 kernel upgrade. I run #Fedora CoreOS in my lab, so rolling back to the previous OS image was […]
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
I did my tax return! I feel like I deserve a sticker, but there's nobody to give me one ☹️
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
The Orange Order: why? If there was at least a recruitment ban then eventually they'd all be dead and everybody else would be much happier.
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
@WilliamNB Dusty ears.
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
@losttourist I have no context, but hard agree.
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
I looked at the BBC. The top story was something, something, football, something. Apparently this is important? I didn't get it.
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Quinn Norton @quinn.social.circl.lu.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@bagder/11733061236… These new holidays are getting niche
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026
Ordered a product. As I've generally tried to do lately, I ordered it direct from the (small) producer rather than looking on Amazon first. This involved paying for shipping, which is fine. Except that they shipped it from fucking Amazon. Not only did I give the business to Amazon, I paid […]
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Alex @stsquad.mastodon.org.uk.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
I wrote a project #blog for #qemu. Some notes on the #ai #bugpocalypse: www.qemu.org/2026/09/23/bugs
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Bugpocalypse, or reporting bugs in an AI age - QEMU
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Are you selling me a solution or a dependency?" is a question I think more people should ask.
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Gabriele Svelto @gabrielesvelto.mas.to.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
Riding bikes is - by itself - an extremely safe activity. It's the cars that are dangerous.
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
@FourT4 I know this. You know this. We all know this. We all do it anyway 🤦
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
Oh, come off it. That's nowhere near as bad as its reputation. I mean, it's not good, but it could be a guilty pleasure.
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
It really wants to be Aliens.
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 21/09/2026
Watching Doom (2005) starring The Rock. My expectations are high!
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 20/09/2026
Geneva is beautiful and I'm sure the lake is wonderful for cruising, but the evidence is that it's no place to hold a sail boat race unless maybe there was a storm blowing through. #SailGP
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SpookJ 👻 @snoopj.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026
peak mania: "I could maintain a clear flat surface in my home"
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Vee @veroniqueb99.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
well it seemed to be like a good place to nap
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
Jim Ratcliffe can take a long walk off a short pier.
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
Lovely walk around a local village a scarecrow competition. This was my favourite entry from somebody with an allotment: Spud Lightyear.
Spud's body is made of a bake off hay. It is Buzz Lightyear's classic green space suit with wings. A mission patch days From Veg Patch to Beyond with the Warwickshire Bear and Ragged Staff.
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 19/09/2026
@fuzzychef And some people liked it!
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Jay @jaystephens.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
Subscription-model capitalism where you own nothing and just pay monthly fees forever (or until the corporation decides to make it unavailable) is especially funny after decades of "under communism you won't be able to own anything" propaganada.
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 17/09/2026
Shower thought on reading "buzzing like a perfectly tuned bass string". Surely within quite a wide range a bass string sounds good however it is tuned. A bass string on its own doesn't need to be tuned. 2 bass strings need to be tuned. And to play well with others they need to conform to some […]
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026
I have been a child in Scotland. I smirked.
Section of NYT Stands puzzle. Jobbie has been guessed incorrectly.
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Matthew Booth @mattb.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026
When I die, I hope it's not in the forecourt of a fucking Tesco petrol station ☹️
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