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Matt Blewitt

@matt.blwt.io
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Erstwhile SRE, database person, human. matt.blwt.io

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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 19/09/2026
Screenshot of the "Vandy Pimp" from SEC Shorts. Crown, robe, Vanderbilt jersey, shades, and _the_ pout.
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PlanetScale @planetscale.com · 16/09/2026
Today we introduce TIN: a powerful and reliable full-text search extension for Postgres. TIN works with complicated WHERE clauses, replication, backups, and maintains correct transaction visibility. It's also mind-blowingly fast.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 12/09/2026
Current AI discourse: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgPe...
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Porno For Pyros - Pets (Official Video)
YouTube video by PornoForPyros
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PlanetScale @planetscale.com · 10/09/2026
Neki, horizontal sharding for Postgres, is available today. Join us tonight for a first look at Neki with talks on Neki's architecture, why you should shard, the lifecycle of a query, and data movement between shards.
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THE SF DATABASE MEETUP: Neki Edition · Luma
Join us on September 10th for a first look into Neki, our sharded Postgres product. We'll have talks from our database professor Ben Dicken, CTO Nick Van…
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 10/09/2026
We launched something very cool today: planetscale.com/blog/the-lif.... Is there a database we can't shard? No.
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The lifecycle of a sharded Postgres query — PlanetScale
Follow a SQL query through the router, across four Postgres shards, and back.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 08/09/2026
I don't care about mathematics and AI labs, this is the drama I live for.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 07/09/2026
One of the stranger things we're seeing is the rise of fully headless apps. No UI, not even really intended to be used by a human. OpenAPI specs, llms.txt and robust documentation (using diataxis.fr) is all you need. Provide metrics/logs endpoints etc.
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PlanetScale @planetscale.com · 02/09/2026
We're pulling back the curtain on Neki, our sharded Postgres product, on Sept 10. The lineup: @nvw.io — A look at Neki's architecture @benjdd.com — Why Postgres needs sharding Harshit Gangal — The lifecycle of a query in Neki And more! Limited spots:
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THE SF DATABASE MEETUP: Neki Edition · Luma
Join us on September 10th for a first look into Neki, our sharded Postgres product. We'll have talks from our database professor Ben Dicken, CTO Nick Van…
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Xe @xeiaso.net · 27/08/2026
"No way to prevent this" say users of only language where this regularly happens xeiaso.net/shitposts/no-way-to-prev…
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"No way to prevent this" say users of only language where this regularly happens
The newest post on Xe Iaso's blog
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 02/08/2026
As someone who has visited Portmeirion a large number of times, I kind of wish they just kept the 60s aesthetic frozen in time.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 27/07/2026
Words I am not longer using: - Honest - Clean - Legitimate
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 20/05/2026
I'm hiring for my team @planetscale.com, in AMER and EMEA, fully remote. Come build the best Postgres product on the planet with super talented folks, very high autonomy, tier-zero databases. DMs open if you'd like to talk first, happy to chat. job-boards.greenhouse.io/planetscale/...
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
If you are in your late thirties to mid-forties right now, there is a good chance that you have spent most of your life in a cycle of making some sort of home on the internet only to have it crumble beneath you like chalk and having to start over.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 04/05/2026
Together, we can defeat the tyranny of on-call rotations.
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austin @aparker.io · 03/05/2026
who decided to call it speculative execution and not cache me if you can
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
me doing cross country in year 7
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 12/04/2026
Apparently to date over 40 men must become Brian Fantana.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 12/04/2026
As usual, Bryan is on the money.
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Incredible
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Skeetlet @skeetlet.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
So. I don’t have a job anymore. Company just did layoffs yesterday. I have all kinds of experience, but would prefer to be in Ops land. I have experience in bash, regex, dns, networking, all kinds of monitoring platforms, AWS, terraform, docker…
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 01/04/2026
Looks like we _are_ going to space today.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 23/03/2026
I hope to see the 20th anniversary of the LP Archive.
A screenshot from lparchive.org, celebrating the 10 year anniversary of the site back on 2017-02-02.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 19/03/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugnu... This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. Absolutely incredible talent. Wow.
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"Dracula Flow 6" | Jazz | 2026 National YoungArts Week
YouTube video by YoungArts
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 16/03/2026
I'm so glad to see all the DLSS 5 memes. Great stuff.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 16/03/2026
I worry a little that beyond open source, AI re-implementation will mean less technical blogging on novel approaches to problems, or with such little detail as to be pointless.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 15/03/2026
Delving into OIDC was not what I had planned for my weekend, but here we are.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 08/03/2026
Time for a new Rogue Trader playthrough. It's Captain Harlock time. Iconcolast, of course.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 02/03/2026
"Impacted by objects that struck the data center, creating sparks and fire" is an incredible sentence. 10/10.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 02/03/2026
past me: lets make a little wombo combo game where you want Big Number (inc exponents) current me: I hate combinatorial explosions, time to write a simulator so I don't have to figure out infinites by hand
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Niall Murphy @niallm.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I now join the chorus of folks looking for a job. I’ve got some software and systems engineering expertise, some AI/ML expertise, and I’ve been in a business seat for the past few years, meaning I know a lot more about how GTM, sales, etc works than I did. Let me know if you’d like to talk.
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Aaron Wislang 🇨🇦 @aaronw.dev · 13/02/2026
Outcome Engineering (via @charity.wtf): o16g.com
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Outcome Engineering
It was never about the code.
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DuckDB @duckdb.org · 20/02/2026
🦆 ↔️ 🦀 DuckDB Labs is looking for a Rust engineer to join our team in Amsterdam. 📝 See the details and application page at duckdblabs.com/jobs/rust_en...
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Rust Engineer
DuckDB Labs provides services around the DuckDB in-process OLAP data management system directly from its main developers.
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My Pun Killed Steve Albini @texannolongerinnyc.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Just pictured Nick Saban receiving a stuffie after losing to Clemson 44-16 and literally burst out laughing
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emily s. @emily.news · 16/02/2026
Little image I made of the Transit Adviser from SimCity 2000, but it says: "YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON SELF-CARE! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"
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Dan Salvato @dansalva.to · 16/02/2026
A mockup of a Jeopardy board question that reads "Konami's depiction of Count Dracula iconically called this type of person "a miserable little pile of secrets"
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 14/02/2026
Finally baking again for the first time in... I think at least 18 months, if not longer. Hawaiian rolls this time. Terrible dough to work with.
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Camille Fournier @skamille.themanagerswrath.com · 11/02/2026
The part of "everyone becomes a manager" in AI that I didn't really think about until now was the mental fatigue of context switching and keeping many tasks going at once, which of course is one of the hardest parts of being a manager and now you all get to enjoy it too
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
If Bilbo had Chat GPT
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 18/01/2026
Sunday afternoon album today is Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass' "Whipped Cream & Other Delights". It's an extraordinarily 60s album, with probably the best version of A Taste of Honey anywhere. Gen Z will recognise Ladyfingers, which is popular on Insta and TikTok for some reason?
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 15/12/2025
I joined today. We shipped today. Coincidence? Yes.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 15/12/2025
🟪 => 🌎 After almost 8 years at @heroku.com, time for a new adventure at @planetscale.com.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 26/11/2025
Unfathomable psychic damage: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKmm... 20 years, in a blink of an eye.
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guitar (2025)
YouTube video by Neural DSP
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Todd Rafferty @webrat.io · 31/10/2025
Pretty sure I have the scariest engineering costume of the day.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 17/10/2025
The duality of man.
Eric provides sobering commentary on soybean silo collapse.Jerry is irreverent as usual about a soybean silo collapse, referencing the song "Peaches" by The Presidents of the United States of America.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 16/10/2025
Everytime I see an ACE exploit in a game (with www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTry... being the latest I've watched), I remind myself that if I ever need to spin up a security team, I'm hiring the speedrun glitch hunting folks.
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Wind Waker Was Just Broken By A MASSIVE New Skip!
YouTube video by Abyssoft
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 10/10/2025
Standard great Filippo post.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 02/10/2025
I really like writing RFCs, even as an engineering manager. I don't like writing RFCs when as I'm writing it, the list of teams that need to be involved increases more and more as I write it.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 24/09/2025
You should take a break and watch some skate videos. Recommendations: Yeah Right! (Girl) and Sorry (Flip). Also all of Mullen's Round Three part is mindbending.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 15/09/2025
Bought a new NUC. Forgot I don't have any wired keyboards since the clearout. Setup will have to wait for another day.
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