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Matt Blewitt

@matt.blwt.io
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Erstwhile SRE, database person, human. matt.blwt.io

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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 25/09/2026
I'd probably say Suzanne Collins. The Hunger Games continues to be massive with the cyclical relationship between movies and books. Then Douglas Adams, Orwell. Otherwise, I'd be interested in non-Anglosphere numbers too - Sergei Lukyanenko and Liu Cixin etc.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 19/09/2026
Screenshot of the "Vandy Pimp" from SEC Shorts. Crown, robe, Vanderbilt jersey, shades, and _the_ pout.
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PlanetScale @planetscale.com · 16/09/2026
Today we introduce TIN: a powerful and reliable full-text search extension for Postgres. TIN works with complicated WHERE clauses, replication, backups, and maintains correct transaction visibility. It's also mind-blowingly fast.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 12/09/2026
Current AI discourse: www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgPe...
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Porno For Pyros - Pets (Official Video)
YouTube video by PornoForPyros
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PlanetScale @planetscale.com · 10/09/2026
Neki, horizontal sharding for Postgres, is available today. Join us tonight for a first look at Neki with talks on Neki's architecture, why you should shard, the lifecycle of a query, and data movement between shards.
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THE SF DATABASE MEETUP: Neki Edition · Luma
Join us on September 10th for a first look into Neki, our sharded Postgres product. We'll have talks from our database professor Ben Dicken, CTO Nick Van…
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 10/09/2026
We launched something very cool today: planetscale.com/blog/the-lif.... Is there a database we can't shard? No.
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The lifecycle of a sharded Postgres query — PlanetScale
Follow a SQL query through the router, across four Postgres shards, and back.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 08/09/2026
I don't care about mathematics and AI labs, this is the drama I live for.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 07/09/2026
Designing for this feels pretty alien - there is nothing to look at. Classic ideas of UX go out the window. At best you could probably get away with only providing a CLI client of some sort for convenience.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 07/09/2026
One of the stranger things we're seeing is the rise of fully headless apps. No UI, not even really intended to be used by a human. OpenAPI specs, llms.txt and robust documentation (using diataxis.fr) is all you need. Provide metrics/logs endpoints etc.
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PlanetScale @planetscale.com · 02/09/2026
We're pulling back the curtain on Neki, our sharded Postgres product, on Sept 10. The lineup: @nvw.io — A look at Neki's architecture @benjdd.com — Why Postgres needs sharding Harshit Gangal — The lifecycle of a query in Neki And more! Limited spots:
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THE SF DATABASE MEETUP: Neki Edition · Luma
Join us on September 10th for a first look into Neki, our sharded Postgres product. We'll have talks from our database professor Ben Dicken, CTO Nick Van…
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Xe @xeiaso.net · 27/08/2026
"No way to prevent this" say users of only language where this regularly happens xeiaso.net/shitposts/no-way-to-prev…
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"No way to prevent this" say users of only language where this regularly happens
The newest post on Xe Iaso's blog
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 25/08/2026
Been trying to work this one out. I think it's all in engine? Using the TAS data and geometry slices, and triggering animations/game state as normal (e.g. grabbing Bowser), but with a locked position?
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 24/08/2026
Your appointment to FEMA should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the Senator.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 02/08/2026
As someone who has visited Portmeirion a large number of times, I kind of wish they just kept the 60s aesthetic frozen in time.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 27/07/2026
Words I am not longer using: - Honest - Clean - Legitimate
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 25/07/2026
C'alma is most excellent. As a contrast, head over to Trigo Doce in Gaia and grab an espresso and a bispo.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 25/07/2026
It's only fair that they now swap, casts included.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 02/06/2026
I'd like to work with Cooper Netties.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 20/05/2026
I'm hiring for my team @planetscale.com, in AMER and EMEA, fully remote. Come build the best Postgres product on the planet with super talented folks, very high autonomy, tier-zero databases. DMs open if you'd like to talk first, happy to chat. job-boards.greenhouse.io/planetscale/...
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 15/05/2026
Time to pack it up.
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
If you are in your late thirties to mid-forties right now, there is a good chance that you have spent most of your life in a cycle of making some sort of home on the internet only to have it crumble beneath you like chalk and having to start over.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 04/05/2026
Together, we can defeat the tyranny of on-call rotations.
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austin @aparker.io · 03/05/2026
who decided to call it speculative execution and not cache me if you can
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John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
me doing cross country in year 7
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 12/04/2026
Apparently to date over 40 men must become Brian Fantana.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 12/04/2026
As usual, Bryan is on the money.
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Incredible
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skeetlet s pumpkins @skeetlet.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
So. I don’t have a job anymore. Company just did layoffs yesterday. I have all kinds of experience, but would prefer to be in Ops land. I have experience in bash, regex, dns, networking, all kinds of monitoring platforms, AWS, terraform, docker…
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 01/04/2026
Looks like we _are_ going to space today.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 23/03/2026
I hope to see the 20th anniversary of the LP Archive.
A screenshot from lparchive.org, celebrating the 10 year anniversary of the site back on 2017-02-02.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 19/03/2026
Perfection. Only thing missing is an obnoxious circle/arrow pointing to inconsequential thing saying "FORESHADOWING!??".
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 19/03/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugnu... This shit ain't nothin' to me, man. Absolutely incredible talent. Wow.
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"Dracula Flow 6" | Jazz | 2026 National YoungArts Week
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 18/03/2026
bsky.app/profile/matt... and bsky.app/profile/matt...
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 18/03/2026
Gundam model kits. Cheap to get into (Entry Grade and High Grade are £12-£20), requires good attention and focus, and you get a posable robot at the end, to sit on a desk/shelves/side tables/mantelpieces...
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 16/03/2026
I'm so glad to see all the DLSS 5 memes. Great stuff.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 16/03/2026
I worry a little that beyond open source, AI re-implementation will mean less technical blogging on novel approaches to problems, or with such little detail as to be pointless.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 15/03/2026
I am glad OIDC is understandable by mortals unlike literally everything else.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 15/03/2026
Undergrad says law, likely maritime. If I wanted to move into that field now it'd probably be IP law.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 15/03/2026
Delving into OIDC was not what I had planned for my weekend, but here we are.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 08/03/2026
Time for a new Rogue Trader playthrough. It's Captain Harlock time. Iconcolast, of course.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 06/03/2026
thank you tef, I feel validated
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 02/03/2026
Because AWS health permalinks aren't quite a thing: health.aws.amazon.com/health/status This is from the Mar 01 9:41 AM PST update.
health.aws.amazon.com
View the overall status and health of AWS services using the AWS Health Dashboard.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 02/03/2026
"Impacted by objects that struck the data center, creating sparks and fire" is an incredible sentence. 10/10.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 02/03/2026
past me: lets make a little wombo combo game where you want Big Number (inc exponents) current me: I hate combinatorial explosions, time to write a simulator so I don't have to figure out infinites by hand
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Niall Murphy @niallm.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I now join the chorus of folks looking for a job. I’ve got some software and systems engineering expertise, some AI/ML expertise, and I’ve been in a business seat for the past few years, meaning I know a lot more about how GTM, sales, etc works than I did. Let me know if you’d like to talk.
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Aaron Wislang 🇨🇦 @aaronw.dev · 13/02/2026
Outcome Engineering (via @charity.wtf): o16g.com
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Outcome Engineering
It was never about the code.
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DuckDB @duckdb.org · 20/02/2026
🦆 ↔️ 🦀 DuckDB Labs is looking for a Rust engineer to join our team in Amsterdam. 📝 See the details and application page at duckdblabs.com/jobs/rust_en...
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Rust Engineer
DuckDB Labs provides services around the DuckDB in-process OLAP data management system directly from its main developers.
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Matt Blewitt @matt.blwt.io · 17/02/2026
Yeah the name tracks, goodness.
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