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@mateyk3.bsky.social
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Philly sports, GT college, the Internet equivalent of the paragraph page before the death page in CYOA

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mateyk3.bsky.social @mateyk3.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That did not happen at the CVS I tried. Results may vary
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mateyk3.bsky.social @mateyk3.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
How dare you give the angels hope
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mateyk3.bsky.social @mateyk3.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Good thing the jets play real football soon
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mateyk3.bsky.social @mateyk3.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Congrats to opera scenes winning Pepperdine
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mateyk3.bsky.social @mateyk3.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I feeling printing, poorly photo copying, and distributing on a street corner is the way to go
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mateyk3.bsky.social @mateyk3.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Once you get to a certain level of money Philadelphia stops being a city and just becomes something south of New York
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
BILL SIMMONS GO LIVE NOW
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New town every hour @townsusa.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Bridgeport, Pennsylvania Pop: 4,570 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridgeport,_P… Images: commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c…
picture of Bridgeport, Pennsylvaniapicture of Bridgeport, Pennsylvaniapicture of Bridgeport, Pennsylvaniapicture of Bridgeport, Pennsylvania
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mateyk3.bsky.social @mateyk3.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I happened to visit my brother in Michigan and forced my family to go to the game to try this(they all like baseball). It... Did not work at all. It was bad
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jim barbacoa® @ericisgood.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
s/o to the dad at kennywood wearing an eagles visor and t-shirt that has the miller high life logo on the front and reads: "philadelphia: the champagne of pennsylvania" a true king
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mateyk3.bsky.social @mateyk3.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The biggest union ever(because of all the unions they have to use at msg)
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mateyk3.bsky.social @mateyk3.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Chris Davis
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mateyk3.bsky.social @mateyk3.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Ah the draft page I look at most often
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mateyk3.bsky.social @mateyk3.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I assume they're there to give a yellow or red card to the other VAR officials if they try to fix the match
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New town every hour @townsusa.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Downingtown, Pennsylvania Pop: 7,897 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Downingtown,_… Images: commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c… commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?c…
picture of Downingtown, Pennsylvaniapicture of Downingtown, Pennsylvaniapicture of Downingtown, Pennsylvaniapicture of Downingtown, Pennsylvania
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mateyk3.bsky.social @mateyk3.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The best fix for traffic there is expanding septa access but you don't actually care about useful results
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mateyk3.bsky.social @mateyk3.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Will you promise to hire Barry Alvarez to help right the ship on football?
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Graham Stark @graham.loadingreadyrun.com · 15/05/2026
They're marketing the new Secret Lair as "Cats Are The Best" and not "Magic as Garfield Intended"?? What are we doing here?
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SizeWorkshop | COMMISSIONS OPEN @sizeworkshop.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Repost if you'd date people twice your height
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mateyk3.bsky.social @mateyk3.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
They should just take a normal train. Add an extra business class car to a scheduled Acela
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mateyk3.bsky.social @mateyk3.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Nah, you just need a squirtle with good IVs and optimal strategy
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mateyk3.bsky.social @mateyk3.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Because you are subconsciously aware of the inner circle
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Philadelphia Phillies @notphillies.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
It is Wednesday my dudes #RingTheBell
Phillies lineup, 4/29 vs SF. 6:10pm EDT game time on NBCSP+/MLBN/94WIP.
 
Turner 6
Schwarber DH
Harper 3
García 9
Marsh 7
Stott 4
Bohm 5
Crawford 8
Marchán 2
 
Sánchez LHP
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
If the Flyers actually do fuck this up the average Philadelphian could have the rare four sport “at least ambivalent about firing the coach” harmonization by Sunday.
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mateyk3.bsky.social @mateyk3.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
This is how I learned this is where my office is
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mateyk3.bsky.social @mateyk3.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Most flyers fans care only about the flyers and nothing else
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mateyk3.bsky.social @mateyk3.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Cowboys haven't lost enough super bowls and flyers aren't that popular. Feels more like the bills
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
why didn’t the Penguins score any goals? are they stupid?
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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Jesus Zoidberg: Snaps Under Center? No, Shotgun now! @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Man such rivalries renewed: Celtics vs Sixers Penguins vs Flyers My Soul vs Phillies
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Ethan Kocak @ethankocak.com · 15/04/2026
Fine I’ll post it again
Captain Picard making out with Jar Jar Binx.
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mateyk3.bsky.social @mateyk3.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Cat pizza cat pizza!
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The Kotzer From The Zack Lagoon @zaaack.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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Bandrea @bandedgremlin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I wanted to see what this would physically look like on the desk so I made a quick mock-up in Blender
3D render of a heinous monitor setup, with a lazy wireframe look. I don't know how a person could describe these monitors and their arrangement. The best I've got is this: One normal sized monitor, two smaller monitors, one monitor with a phone aspect ratio, and one monitor with a 1:4 aspect ratio. Monitors are arranged in a very disjointed displeasing way, not matching the alignment of any neighboring monitor. The long thin 1:4 monitor is just kinda hanging down from the middle, taunting the world by leaving a large gap between three neighboring monitors.
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mateyk3.bsky.social @mateyk3.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I love you PASMO (the system and the mascot)
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mateyk3.bsky.social @mateyk3.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
The ones made by Nestle are that much better than the American ones
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mateyk3.bsky.social @mateyk3.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
@sickoscommittee.org
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mateyk3.bsky.social @mateyk3.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Ask why he hasn't come to bed yet
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mateyk3.bsky.social @mateyk3.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
More!
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mateyk3.bsky.social @mateyk3.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Food replicator
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Can you imagine if Wilyer Abreu’s homer landed right at the base of this? THIS IS WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU
Marlins home run sculpture
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mateyk3.bsky.social @mateyk3.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
CEONNCFEESR
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mateyk3.bsky.social @mateyk3.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I'm glad my instinct of"don't ask, someone else will"was correct
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mateyk3.bsky.social @mateyk3.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Guess I'll put away my telegraph equipment
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No Context College Basketball @contextfreecbb.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
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mateyk3.bsky.social @mateyk3.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Cannot believe your wrong take: if anything ski mountaineering needs more ski transitions. I want to see a 2 lap version where they have to put the ski pads back on
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mateyk3.bsky.social @mateyk3.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Getting sent to the Hague, but just the local court there
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
the internet can be the worst sometimes. I came online today with a simple message — that it would be bad to do World War I again— and for this I have been mocked, my intentions questioned, my reputation dragged through the mud
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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