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Chris Baiocchetti

@matchstickboy.bsky.social
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Disappointed GenX guy. But also a cat dad, so I have that going for me.

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The Quietus @thequietus.com · 23h
'Apocalypse was the record the group had been building up to. But its messages were their most controversial and the presentation of them the most risky the band had yet attempted...' Many Happy Returns to #PublicEnemy's Apocalypse 91 The Enemy Strikes Black, which turns 35 today! buff.ly/UYNVV0x
Public Enemy's Apocalypse 91 The Enemy Strikes Black album cover.
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Lol
Alt: Stephen Fry laughing hysterically and slapping the arm of the sofa he is sitting on.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 28/09/2026
To the people complaining these sex abuse cases have created a world where men now have to think 10 times before they touch a woman. Yes, that's the point. It's called consent. Welcome to human decency.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
With the conversations happening here today, I'm thinking about how Ellis gets to have a "second chance" without doing any of the work to change or even meaningfully apologise to the scores of women he harmed and manipulated. All he had to do was wait a while.
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why, with these people, does it always ... and I mean ALWAYS ... come down to being able to fuck 16 year olds on an island somewhere?
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
I despise him. I loathe his entire being. His mere existence is both a poison and a blight upon humanity. The world at large would genuinely be a better and safer place without him in it. I will loudly & audaciously celebrate his passing. May he be forever cursed to step barefoot on multiple legos.
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Diversity in Horror (they/them) @diversityhorror.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A photo of a gray cat in front of a pink pie chart. On the top it says “Things that bring me joy.” The pie chart is divided into five sections that say: Going home to my cat, thinking about my cat, watching my cat enjoy a treat, rotting in bed with my cat, and talking about my cat.
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Natasha 🏴🌻 @alterici.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Please stay alive.
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Treasury yields hit 20-year high.
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Simpsons: Principal Skinner and Otto Get Gas
Alt: Simpsons: Principal Skinner and Otto Get Gas
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sounds like it's time for a nappy change on the Beebster here. Fuck this guy into the sun.
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There is no way to irrefutably prove that this ISN'T how it happened.
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𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊 @strangehouse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cover art I made for the Italian edition of Between Two Fires. Available to pre-order from Mercurio Books
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Sean Phillips @seanphillips.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I did a film poster!
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nice place to find original art from a great selection of European artist is thegreenroomcomicart.com. Was lucky enough to pick up a Absolute Martian Manhunter print signed by @javierrodriguez.bsky.social. Sharing this just because it's really pretty and everyone should get to see it.
Original Absolute Martian Manhunter print signed by artist Javier Rodriguez.  Human John Jones stand in the front, trailing cigarette smoke.  Behind him is the green Martian Manhunter.  The Martian is also smoking, but the smoke trails are multi-colored clouds of geometric shapes.
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andré carrington @andrecarrington.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
STFU about a furry flying the plane when we got cancellations, delays, duct-taped bigots, chatbots doing ATC, and the President getting in the snack cart with Natalie. You should be so lucky to get a pilot who's a furry, a Black woman, in a union. Maybe they'll stop breaking everybody's wheelchairs
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Between this and us putting top-secret F-35 parts in a UPS box that got diverted by the Chinese ... we're really firing on all cylinders. Now excuse me while I go pick up some Chinese language flash cards for no particular reason.
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hell, where do I sign up to match this guy's offer?
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 24/09/2026
Here's the GoFundMe for anyone who wants to help: www.gofundme.com/f/help-bring...
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Donate to Help Bring Our Dad Home, organized by Marcela Alfaro
Please Help Bring My Dad Home Hi everyone, Today, my dad was detained by ICE … Marcela Alfaro needs your support for Help Bring Our Dad Home
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Some real Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner shit right here, minus the bird murder.
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Vinson Loves Comics @vinsonlovescomics.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Prime Magus" Zatanna by Christian Wildgoose

DC Comics   ·   Releases Nov 25, 2026
Zatanna #8
Cover D Christian Wildgoose Variant
Overview
Contributions
Pull It
BLOOD IS THICKER THAN MAGIC! Caught in the Lady White's machinations, Zatanna is forced into a vicious battle with the long-lost Patriarch of the White Coven. Can the Prime Magus and her new Van Helsing ally make it out unscathed? Here lies the lost tragedy of the White Coven!

Comic   ·   32 pages   ·   $4.99   ·   Card Stock Affixed Cover
Cover Date
Jan 2027
UPC
76194139675000841
Distributor SKU
0926DC0033
Final Order Cutoff
calendar_month
Nov 2nd

Creators
Jamal Campbell
Writer
Jamal Campbell
Yasmine Putri
Artist
Yasmine Putri
Cover Artist
Christian Wildgoose
Cover Artist
Christian Wildgoose
Characters
Earth-0: Prime Ea
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mood
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Annalee Newitz @annaleen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Please give what you can to help this incredible author and wonderful human to find a cozy, livable apartment in his new home in Scotland! Bonus: cats will also be happy.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Okay, I am going to make your week a lot better with a recommendation today. I don't care if you are a Marvel fan, a Muppet fan, or both, or neither. This morning I bought MUPPETS TAKE THE MARVEL UNIVERSE #1 on digital because I couldn't wait for a physical copy. People. BUY THIS BOOK.
Muppets Take The Marvel Universe #1 cover
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now this I like!
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Coliseum of Comics @coliseumofcomics.com · 23/09/2026
We remember writer, screenwriter, and novelist Peter David - Writer of Stuff - born on this day in 1956.
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Ordinary Notes @hystericalblkns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Stop calling people migrants. People, all people, have a right to move.
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Perfect
A meme of Bobs Burgers kids
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Remembering a time when, as a youngster in school, I was taught that the US and Britain were the good guys. Yet every day, I see something new that reminds me that it was all just bullshit.
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"of all words of tongue and pen, The saddest are, "It might have been,"
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Name a Pixar character, wrong answers only. I'll name two: Paul and Carl
2 llamas, named Carl and Paul, stand on either side of the picture.  Carl is the grey llama on the right, Paul is the brown llama on the left.  They both wear hats.
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Sophia_Nyx 🐰 @sophianyx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Name a Pixar character, wrong answers only
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Who you callin' a bitch?!
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The look that says "I will accept your apology now"
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
what’s this? an interview with China Miéville on Defector? that’s right
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China Miéville On The “Completely Defining” Book It Took 20 Years To Write | Defector
It takes an open mind to engage with China Miéville’s work. A writer for whom the already cliched phrase “genre-bending” is even more banal, Miéville has never opposed the designation of genre writer....
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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The sad part about having a pet is watching something that feels like your child grow up, then old and then begin to fade. The nice part for a pet is getting to live a good life then leave the world with their moms and dads still with them, taking care of them.
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"What beautiful creatures we have found in the bog! What lovely songs they sing." A painting I did for the folk horror TTRPG "The Woods at Blight's Hollow" I co-created with Oli Jeffery, now available for pre-order 🧜‍♀️
Two gaunt, feminine humanoid creatures with luminescent skin and mermaid tails, each sporting 6 glowing eyes in alien looking heads. They sit in repose in a pond with glowing, shimmering water, in the woods at night. In the distance you can see a light in the window of a lone wooden cabin.
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fools. Just goddamned fools all the way dwn.
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
All of my fellow comic book nerds talking about how it's be 15 years since Court of Owl. My knees, sounding like bags of shattered glass, are BEGGING you to stahp!
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Comic Book Couples Counseling @cbccpodcast.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Our hearts go out to Chris Arrant & everyone at Popverse. Sad news day. A good reminder to financially support the independents doing the good work as corporations dismiss the value of comics and its readers. (Finally just subscribed to The Beat's Patreon)
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy #BatmanDay, big guy.
A panel from JUSTICE LEAGUE: DREAM GIRLS by Jadzia Axelrod, Nicole Maines, Nicola Scott, Annette Kwok, J. Bone, Marissa Louise, Brandt&Stein, Vincent Cecil, Stephen Sadowski, Dan Jurgens, Norm Rapmund, Joe Quinones, Dearbhla Kelly, Trish Mulvihill, Hi-Fi, Jan Bazaldua, Rosi Kampe, Adriano Lucas, Triona Farrell, Jodie Troutman and Frank Cvetkovic, in which Batman turns to face Galaxy in the hallway of the Justice League Watchtower.

Batman: THERE WAS NO JUST CAUSE FOR YOU TO HAVE BEEN SINGLED OUT. IF SOMEONE IS MADE UNCOMFORTABLE BY YOUR PRESENCE ALONE, THEN IT'S THEM WHO NEEDS TO LEAVE, NOT YOU.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

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maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
More please!
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Bobs Burger Fire
Alt: Louise Belcher from Bob's Burgers, dressed in a hoodie, laughs maniacally in front of a wall of flames.
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What's even funnier is that the rapist in chief says this will all be over once the war ends in the coming weeks. No one has the heart to tell him that he doesn't get to set the timeline. Then again, it's an issue of consent of two parties. Something he knows absolutely nothing about.
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💙🪄 Keep Rising 🪄💙 @keeprising.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
♥️ epic animal rescue ♥️♥️♥️ grateful to @murrietafire ♥️🔥
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm begging the Pope to please not open the fucking mystery green orb.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 18/09/2026
I talked with @newscientist.com Book Club editor Alison Flood about writing The Edge of Space-Time and why physics matters now, politically … and I came up with a Star Trek limerick in real time 👀 💙📚🧪⚛️ youtu.be/MMl998enNNk?...
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein: 'Things are hard, but physics is beautiful'
YouTube video by New Scientist
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 17/09/2026
I am so goddamn tired of this shit. support transgender people or fuck off forever
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Leopardus tilcayo has no time for your bullshit.
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