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Chris Baiocchetti

@matchstickboy.bsky.social
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Disappointed GenX guy. But also a cat dad, so I have that going for me.

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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 5h
Since one of Senators lives in another state and the other is Fetterman, ain't nobody takin my calls up here.
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cara giaimo @cjgiaimo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i was fortunate enough to profile Margaret Hamilton in 2019. A really kind and curious person. This was my favorite story she told me:
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 20h
If you keep living and keep fighting and keep waking up in the morning you will live long enough to see the dawn break and I think we're seeing the first rays of it right now Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
such a void kitty
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Even now, every time I see David Krumholtz the hairs on the back of my neck get a workout
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hastert on Monday. Bakker on Tuesday. Oh lordy, who's it gonna be tomorrow??
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cowboy Junkies' version is angelic. But Israel Nash and his band give it fire.
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Israel Nash - Isn't It A Pity (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Lerry Ellison and his weird son Blunther (??) Ellison look like they go on weekend trips to kill horses and steal their teeth
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yesterday, Dennis Hastert. Today, this piece of shit. Fingers crossed for a trifecta
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We can’t just move past what SCOTUS has permitted this Administration to do to people who have lived and worked in the U.S. for years and even decades.
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A good start.
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
why are rules??
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bookmarking the shit out of this.
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Brett Shaw @brettshaw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 02/10/2026
Absolutely stacked cast in this modern Nigerian re-interpretation of Mrs Dalloway, for Woolf-heads and/or anybody who misses Sam from Ted Lasso www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyq6...
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CLARISSA Trailer (2026) Ayo Edebiri, Sophie Okonedo
YouTube video by ONE Media Coverage
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes, every once I a while I'll think to myself "Amber Midthunder? That badass from Prey? Why the hell isn't she in a lot more stuff? Maybe we don't deserve her."
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And with that, I'm gonna start reading the whole series again. Right now.
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Finally, my people will truly be represented in the comic book world!
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The Quietus @thequietus.com · 01/10/2026
'Apocalypse was the record the group had been building up to. But its messages were their most controversial and the presentation of them the most risky the band had yet attempted...' Many Happy Returns to #PublicEnemy's Apocalypse 91 The Enemy Strikes Black, which turns 35 today! buff.ly/UYNVV0x
Public Enemy's Apocalypse 91 The Enemy Strikes Black album cover.
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Lol
Alt: Stephen Fry laughing hysterically and slapping the arm of the sofa he is sitting on.
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Vague references don't count. Give us Ch'p, you cowards.
Green Lantern Ch'p looking less than pleased.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 28/09/2026
To the people complaining these sex abuse cases have created a world where men now have to think 10 times before they touch a woman. Yes, that's the point. It's called consent. Welcome to human decency.
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
With the conversations happening here today, I'm thinking about how Ellis gets to have a "second chance" without doing any of the work to change or even meaningfully apologise to the scores of women he harmed and manipulated. All he had to do was wait a while.
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So much for the tolerant left </s>
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why, with these people, does it always ... and I mean ALWAYS ... come down to being able to fuck 16 year olds on an island somewhere?
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And with that, coffee has come out of my nose and I can officially begin my day 🤣
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
I despise him. I loathe his entire being. His mere existence is both a poison and a blight upon humanity. The world at large would genuinely be a better and safer place without him in it. I will loudly & audaciously celebrate his passing. May he be forever cursed to step barefoot on multiple legos.
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have 2 very good bottles of wine set aside for the passings of 2 specific individuals.....
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Man's Subtle Smirk in Car
Alt: Lamorne Morris in the television show The New Girl slowly turns his head to face you and grins fiendishly.
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Diversity in Horror (they/them) @diversityhorror.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A photo of a gray cat in front of a pink pie chart. On the top it says “Things that bring me joy.” The pie chart is divided into five sections that say: Going home to my cat, thinking about my cat, watching my cat enjoy a treat, rotting in bed with my cat, and talking about my cat.
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Natasha 🏴🌻 @alterici.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Please stay alive.
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Treasury yields hit 20-year high.
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Simpsons: Principal Skinner and Otto Get Gas
Alt: Simpsons: Principal Skinner and Otto Get Gas
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sounds like it's time for a nappy change on the Beebster here. Fuck this guy into the sun.
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Beat me to it. Every time I see this guy, Transmet comes crashing back into my brain.
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There is no way to irrefutably prove that this ISN'T how it happened.
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𝕾𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝕳𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊 @strangehouse.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cover art I made for the Italian edition of Between Two Fires. Available to pre-order from Mercurio Books
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Sean Phillips @seanphillips.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I did a film poster!
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nice place to find original art from a great selection of European artist is thegreenroomcomicart.com. Was lucky enough to pick up a Absolute Martian Manhunter print signed by @javierrodriguez.bsky.social. Sharing this just because it's really pretty and everyone should get to see it.
Original Absolute Martian Manhunter print signed by artist Javier Rodriguez.  Human John Jones stand in the front, trailing cigarette smoke.  Behind him is the green Martian Manhunter.  The Martian is also smoking, but the smoke trails are multi-colored clouds of geometric shapes.
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andré carrington @andrecarrington.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
STFU about a furry flying the plane when we got cancellations, delays, duct-taped bigots, chatbots doing ATC, and the President getting in the snack cart with Natalie. You should be so lucky to get a pilot who's a furry, a Black woman, in a union. Maybe they'll stop breaking everybody's wheelchairs
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Between this and us putting top-secret F-35 parts in a UPS box that got diverted by the Chinese ... we're really firing on all cylinders. Now excuse me while I go pick up some Chinese language flash cards for no particular reason.
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dom Deluise's laugh is just the best.
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hell, where do I sign up to match this guy's offer?
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G. Willow Wilson @gwillow.me · 24/09/2026
Here's the GoFundMe for anyone who wants to help: www.gofundme.com/f/help-bring...
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Donate to Help Bring Our Dad Home, organized by Marcela Alfaro
Please Help Bring My Dad Home Hi everyone, Today, my dad was detained by ICE … Marcela Alfaro needs your support for Help Bring Our Dad Home
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Some real Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner shit right here, minus the bird murder.
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Vinson Loves Comics @vinsonlovescomics.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Prime Magus" Zatanna by Christian Wildgoose

DC Comics   ·   Releases Nov 25, 2026
Zatanna #8
Cover D Christian Wildgoose Variant
Overview
Contributions
Pull It
BLOOD IS THICKER THAN MAGIC! Caught in the Lady White's machinations, Zatanna is forced into a vicious battle with the long-lost Patriarch of the White Coven. Can the Prime Magus and her new Van Helsing ally make it out unscathed? Here lies the lost tragedy of the White Coven!

Comic   ·   32 pages   ·   $4.99   ·   Card Stock Affixed Cover
Cover Date
Jan 2027
UPC
76194139675000841
Distributor SKU
0926DC0033
Final Order Cutoff
calendar_month
Nov 2nd

Creators
Jamal Campbell
Writer
Jamal Campbell
Yasmine Putri
Artist
Yasmine Putri
Cover Artist
Christian Wildgoose
Cover Artist
Christian Wildgoose
Characters
Earth-0: Prime Ea
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Mood
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Into the goddamned sun!!!
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Tracy Morgan's Hilarious 'No Way' Reactions
Alt: Tracy Morgan's Hilarious 'No Way' Reactions
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Annalee Newitz @annaleen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Please give what you can to help this incredible author and wonderful human to find a cozy, livable apartment in his new home in Scotland! Bonus: cats will also be happy.
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Chris Baiocchetti @matchstickboy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Don't make me break out the DVDs and rewatch this!!
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