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Matches Malone

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
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NYC-DSA 🌹 @socialists.nyc · 08/10/2026
We’re proud to join our comrades at @sbworkersunited.org to #BoycottStarbucks until baristas win a fair union contract. Starbucks has broken labor laws more than any other company in modern U.S. history. Working people need to stand together against them. BoycottStarbucks.net
NO CONTRACT?
NO COFFEE.
BOYCOTTSTARBUCKS.NET
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Matches Malone @matchesmalone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pugsley Addams had hoes
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Matches Malone @matchesmalone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I had to install the Mr. Softee app once for work reasons.
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Matches Malone @matchesmalone.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A roadside tire store named Highway Rubbery
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Matches Malone @matchesmalone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Authorities in search of a “Nike of Samothrace lookin’ ass” who hijacked an art school bus.
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Matches Malone @matchesmalone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Happy to announce my long-awaited memoirs are finally coming out this year! Pre-order “My Therapist Likes Me More Than Your Therapist Likes You: Normal Sane Things To Aspire To” on Traumazon today!
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This is an INSANE thing to say and believe.
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Matches Malone @matchesmalone.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Lesbian library app called Tribby
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Matches Malone @matchesmalone.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
What you doing if you’re on a date and you go back to her place but the Green Man Wall Plaque staring at you explain that “condoms don’t fit me”?
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Matches Malone @matchesmalone.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
What if Helen of Troy had apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur? 😏
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Matches Malone @matchesmalone.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Papa was Errol Ng-Stone
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Matches Malone @matchesmalone.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Communist emo kids be like OUR Chemical Romance
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Matches Malone @matchesmalone.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Shitty local bands be like WE ARE BUNGHOLE TRIUMVERATE 🎸🎸🎸🤘🤘🤘🎸🎸🎸
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Matches Malone @matchesmalone.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Vote early. Vote progressive.
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Matches Malone @matchesmalone.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Amphibian Rowdy Roddy Piper
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Matches Malone @matchesmalone.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Taskrabbit for toxic masculinity app named Gig A Chad
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Matches Malone @matchesmalone.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Mr. On Blast for Dummies
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Matches Malone @matchesmalone.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Kinetic sand suppositories
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 24/04/2026
Today marks the 111th anniversary of the Armenian Genocide. As we honor the 1.5 million Armenians murdered by the Ottoman Empire across modern-day Turkey, Syria, and Armenia, we must refuse to let history repeat itself.
In 2020, the military forces of Azerbaijan and Turkey attacked the Armenian population in Nagorno-Karabakh. In 2023, Azerbaijan expelled over 100,000 Armenians from Nagorno-Karabakh, continuing the genocidal campaign that had begun over 100 years prior.
On this day of remembrance, we reaffirm the right of the Armenian people - and all people — to freedom, safety, and self-determination.
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DREAM for NYC @dreamfornyc.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Since @governor.ny.gov won't listen to working class New Yorkers, we found the only people she *does * listen to: The Rich. So take it from @patrioticmillionaires.org: taxing the rich's second homes is just the start. It's time to Tax The Rich and stop Trump's cuts for good.
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NYT Tech Guild @nytguildtech.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
So proud of our very own Talha Rahman as he advocated for the importance of unionization in tech on Sunday at the @unionnow.org rally in NYC! Grateful for the support of @sanders.senate.gov , @mayor.nyc.gov and excited to keep pushing for better for our members 🔥💪✊
A screenshot of Talha speaking at the Union Now rally, broadcast on CSPAN
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NYT Tech Guild @nytguildtech.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The Grey Lady must be missing her heart. A respected employee asks to work remote while caring for his 96-year old father, who suffers from Alzheimer’s disease? Rejected.
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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Matches Malone @matchesmalone.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Redpilled Jean Valjean podcast
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NYT Tech Guild @nytguildtech.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Rich is his father’s certified caretaker, and his request to work remote is outlined and protected by our contract. Doesn’t seem like a lot to ask, but management’s response has been icy: back to the office or else. Tell @nytimes.com to do the right thing. actionnetwork.org/petitions/te...
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Tell The New York Times to stop being heartless and let Rich Quan work at home
Rich Quan, an engineer at The New York Times and a member of the Tech Guild, is a certified caregiver for his 96-year-old father, who is in the end stage of Alzheimer’s Disease. He provides vitally im...
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NYT Tech Guild @nytguildtech.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Tell NYT to do the right thing and give Rich the remote accommodation he needs: actionnetwork.org/petitions/te...
actionnetwork.org
Tell The New York Times to stop being heartless and let Rich Quan work at home
Rich Quan, an engineer at The New York Times and a member of the Tech Guild, is a certified caregiver for his 96-year-old father, who is in the end stage of Alzheimer’s Disease. He provides vitally im...
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NYT Tech Guild @nytguildtech.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Rich is a skilled engineer and has successfully been working remotely for over six years, but despite the fact that our contract protects remote requests for this exact type of caregiving situation, the company is demanding he return to the office, leaving his father without essential care.
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NYT Tech Guild @nytguildtech.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Today, NYT celebrates their successes from the past year, but we are witnessing a major failure of leadership: @nytimes.com mgmt is denying one of our members, Rich Quan, permission to continue working remote, even as a certified caregiver for his 96-year-old father, who suffers from Alzheimer's.
The State of The Times: Heartless. Red banner with NYT Tech Guild logo
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Matches Malone @matchesmalone.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
How the fuck have the Clintons mattered for four decades now? I’m so sick of hearing some Republican Lite™ talking point from these people.
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Matches Malone @matchesmalone.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
@sengonzalezny.bsky.social @socialists.nyc how can I donate without going through ActBlue? I’d love to write a check and not get a million spam emails/texts forever after that.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Girls be like "I know a spot" and then bring you here

It's Brian in a playground from ff7
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Matches Malone @matchesmalone.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
People tracking their periods on a LOTR calendar
Frodo Baggins saying “you’re late!”
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Matches Malone @matchesmalone.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Naan binary
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/01/2026
strange to me that a lot of people on this website simultaneously agree that the administration is run by incompetents who struggle to carry out their agenda without major political blowback AND that they’ll pull off a complex and sophisticated effort to rig elections and prevent defeat in November
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 22/01/2026
A fun bluesky fact is that at any given moment one person on bluesky is listening to Anthems for a Seventeen Year‐Old Girl by Broken Social Scene
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Matches Malone @matchesmalone.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Any sexy crypto waifus want to rug pull the male loneliness epidemic?
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Matches Malone @matchesmalone.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Arthur Brooks whispering 𝘔𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘕𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦 every time I boner
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Matches Malone @matchesmalone.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Has anyone ever tried writing a story about a male vampire that wants to fuck a female human so bad that he considers making her a vampire as well? I feel like there’s potential there.
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Matches Malone @matchesmalone.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
2026 has been the longest year of my life
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 04/01/2026
Colombian President Petro commenting on the US; “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
okay i am sorry to be that bitch but the one word you can't use to describe this is "unprecedented."
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Matches Malone @matchesmalone.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
A robot rapper named Optimus Grime
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Matches Malone @matchesmalone.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
The crowd at the Phish show is surprisingly diverse! They have almost every type of white guy: Tall Bald Long Island Micky Arison Drug Silent Bob Notable Absences: Cop Cowboy Boots Hot Topic
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Matches Malone @matchesmalone.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
What if all my insecurities kissed?
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Matches Malone @matchesmalone.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Tryptophan for my crypto fam
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 07/11/2025
New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 24/10/2025
The strike authorization vote has begun! While voting commences, union baristas are holding 70 rallies and pickets through November 1st. It's time to get serious about finalizing fair contracts, Starbucks.
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Baristas are rallying at Starbucks stores across the country this weekend. Here's why
As 70 rallies kick off across the country, unionized baristas say they’re fighting for fair pay and hours—just as fall coffee orders surge.
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