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highly praised and little read @hannah.posts.rat.pictures.ap.brid.gy · 17h
Just put my homemade cosmic microwave background rug over the baby’s crib
A homemade latch hook rug of the cosmic microwave background map, hung on a rod over a crib
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Quixoticgeek @quixoticgeek.v.st.ap.brid.gy · 17h
Mastodon really needs a boost with content warning feature.
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abadidea @0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 11h
I think a moderator at mastodon dot social had the very good idea to construct a feed that’s just replies from their instance to the fediverse’s top one hundred most illustrious women. Because I won’t even bother reporting a low-grade troll and yet their account is nuked an hour after I block […]
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Quixoticgeek @quixoticgeek.v.st.ap.brid.gy · 11h
Honestly, never expected I'd find myself on the side of the pope Vs technology. Yikes.
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Monteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 17h
“You should be ok with me killing children because I’m trying to get really fucking rich.” www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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Accept ‘bad things’ in return for benefits of AI, says Sam Altman
Boss of OpenAI calls for a regulatory light touch because of the ‘good stuff’ the technology can deliver
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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Thaddeus is a girl's name 🏳️‍⚧️ @thaddeus.zone · 04/10/2026
the actual Great Replacement is tech bros replacing the economy with these snake oil factories
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A Spiced Pumpkin Sergal 🎃🍂 @adorablesergal.neocities.org · 04/10/2026
We were also gifted this. Truly, the Last Webbed Site.
Jae makes ao cohost post urging users to "not block yourself", writing, "i don't know why multiple people tried this but: don't do it. it breaks shit. we're going to put a fix up tomorrow (when i am actually working) to make it impossible to do but also. come on. don't do it. i have to go manually fix it when you do. thanks."
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Richard @benjymous.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Yes, and in 50+ years time people will still be discovering GenAI in something, and having to tear it all down and decommission it ASAP, much like when someone goes to repair something in a public building these days and finds it riddled with asbestos
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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 02/10/2026
Spotted on Facebook: sicko game worlds colliding
"My bf is a developer and just made me a program to use his racing pedals to sew realistically. It also adjusts the speed the more you press down the pedal 😭 he just upped my game so hard 🥲🤣
Game: Dressmaker"
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Moof! 🔜 OpenTransport2026 @moof.space · 02/10/2026
OH: “Hey! It’s a gecko!” “Oh cute, they’re very welcome here…” “You say that, and then they try to sell you insurance…”
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IFTAS @iftas.mastodon.iftas.org.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
⚠️ #SW_ISAC_ADVISORY A series of ongoing phishing campaigns are actively targeting people using fake verification and support accounts. Admins will never contact you publicly for verification or access issues. Never open links from unsolicited posts […] [Original post on mastodon.iftas.org]
Example of a phishing post, including the text "ᴀᴜᴛᴏᴍᴀᴛᴇᴅ ꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍꜱ ᴅᴇᴛᴇᴄᴛᴇᴅ ɪʀʀᴇɢᴜʟᴀʀ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴠɪᴛʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ.

ᴛᴏ ʀᴇꜱᴛᴏʀᴇ ꜰᴜʟʟ ᴠɪsɪʙɪʟɪᴛʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀᴄᴄᴇꜱꜱ, ᴘʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴇʀɪꜰɪᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴘʀᴏᴄᴇꜱꜱ."
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Managing Barista and Janitor @proprietor.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Weeeellll... bless 'em all. Happy Friday, 'Shop fam, we got another wave of "verify your account" sc/pammers on the loose. TL;DR: YOU NEVER HAVE TO VERIFY YOUR MASTODON ACCOUNT If your admin has *any* reason to contact you ever it will be via DM from your own instance admin, ONLY. The wider […]
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Picturavis @picturavis.vernissage.photos.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
This parakeet is one of the endemic species of the Sierra Nevada de Santa Marta in Colombia. It lives in the mountain range between 2000 and 3500 m. We had to get up very early and drive up the mountain on a very bad road to see this beautiful parakeet. It […] [Original post on vernissage.photos]
A green parrot perching on a tree, eating its dark red berries. The parrot has a striking white ring around its eye and orange-to-yellow wing shoulders. An orange line can also be seen across its chest. The background is white.
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Admiral Memo @mastodon.admiralmemo.com · 03/10/2026
@Artemis201 Yeah, I totally bet.
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Admiral Memo @mastodon.admiralmemo.com · 02/10/2026
I'm either impressed that they would even reply to me a second time given what I sent... Or disappointed to find out that I have been conversing with a bot, who doesn't know any better.
AI company trying to recruit me.
I reply telling them to destroy their algorithms.Response by the company, still trying to recruit me.I tell them to burn in Hell. They say they won't bother me again, but hope I change my mind.
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myrmepropagandist @futurebird.sauropods.win.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
It's never good when you pet the cat and say "oh. why are you wet?" And they can never ever explain.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wank
Like Waluigi Link
Wank
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A Pentagon breach left the unencrypted personal records of more than 3 million people accessible for nine months, exposing Social Security numbers, addresses and military roles. Days later, FBI staff data containing similar information was also breached.
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FBI and Pentagon Staff Records Exposed in Breaches Disclosed Days Apart; FBI Employee Data Compromised, 3 Million Pentagon Records Left Accessible for Nine Months
More than 3 million Pentagon personnel record, including Social Security numbers, addresses and military jobs, were left exposed for nine months. Days later, hackers claimed they stole FBI staff data ...
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Admiral Memo @mastodon.admiralmemo.com · 02/10/2026
@quixoticgeek I don't think they're ugly, but they DO look like alien ships landing on our ground... which is kind of cool.
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Daniel Lakeland @dlakelan.mastodon.sdf.org.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026
Fediverse, the social media system for 40+ year old people who built the world wide web and regret it.
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Urzl @gooba42.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
American workers need to remember that we're currently around 400% as productive as our parents' generation. We're working the same or sometimes more hours and we're not making ends meet. Employers could have doubled our income or halved our hours while still making double the money. Instead […]
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MrAlanCooper @mralancooper.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
I still remember the day in 1976 when Gary Kildall typed in "dir" to an "A>" prompt on his hazeltine green-screen character display to show me a directory listing on his 8080-based, eight-bit computer running the first release of CP/M, the first real microcomputer operating system (that Gary […]
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 25/09/2026
So I'm making pint glasses now... robsheridan.threadless.com/accessories/...
Photo of a pint glass I designed which says, in the appropriate font styling, "YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A BEER." Obviously, in this economy, of course you would.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 29/09/2026
Meta's "Muse" launched with a nasty zero day flaw that gave hackers the ability to spy on Mac users, openly gives root access to people pretending to be Muse agents, and invited strangers over to another guy's house without telling him
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Meta's Latest AI Product Is A Terrifying And Hilarious Mess
Authoritarian-friendly mass surveillance has never been more adorable
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Sciurovulpes Ludens @lightspill.tailswish.industries.ap.brid.gy · 30/09/2026
Your application should not have a ‘consistent look across devices’, your application should be consistent _with the other applications on the device_.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is pretty bad, and getting shared a lot. www.apricitas.io/p/ai-and-the... The only thing I would say is that during this period, in my experience, the problem has been the extreme consolidation of platforms much more than anything I can imagine AI doing right now?
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the brand safety panopticon has come to twitch
Streamers, wary of both AI and YouTube’s infuriatingly un-transparent hall of mirrors, are not enthused about this new development.

“Ohhh so that’s why ad revenue dropped,” longtime streamer JP "itmeJP" McDaniel said on Twitter.  

“I’m genuinely worried that the sheer fact that I’m a lesbian will cause the AI to remove ads,” said Vtuber LuminusRed. “In the past I’ve tested it and confirmed that I get less ad money if I had queer-related tags on my stream like ‘lesbian,’ so I am worried this dumb AI monitoring will mean I no longer get money from ads on Twitch.”
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And it's worth noting, the great artists were often sustained by making or helping in the making of mid stuff! Wodehouse wrote the three greatest comic novels in English and about 70 novels that are generic Edwardian light comedy.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What percent of Twain's corpus is still read? How many people know a Yeats poem other than the one about "when you are old and gray and full of sleep" ? Names like Shakespeare, Dickens, Hemingway have batting averages for "classics" around 0.3. If AI eats the "mid" work, we are all out of a job.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think it's not a great argument against AI eating a lot of the arts to say that AI can't be creative/original. Setting aside the question of whether they can... does *most* art strike you as extremely original? The vast majority of people, including great artists most of the time are mid.
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Y'know, sometimes you want to have one conversation, but the meta state of things forces another conversation. Fine, that's gonna happen, but... it's pretty unfair to assume I'm up to speed on everything that has happened in the last 24 hours at all times. And that's before we get to merit.
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Amber :neodog_box: @puppygirlhornypost2.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/09/2026
real. ​:overjoyed:​
a person wearing sunglasses in an open office environment looking at the viewer captioned "I'M THE OPPOSITE OF AI. IT TOOK ME AN HOUR TO WRITE ONE EMAIL AND I HAVEN'T HAD ANY WATER TODAY."
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ᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank you @garbageday.email for *actually* explaining why nobody you know has heard “Choosin’ Texas,” yet it is paradoxically topping the charts www.garbageday.email/p/why-choosi...
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Why "Choosin' Texas" doesn't feel like a hit
Read to the end for FlubberLover01
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ifrauding @ifrauding.don.linxx.net.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
@0xabad1dea Yes. Also: Grapefruits might be a nice "bloody" looking fruit. But they can also interact with medicine. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grapefruit%E2…
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Grapefruit–drug interactions - Wikipedia
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People think Catholic and Jewish guilt are the same but it's actually getting the arrow of causality wrong. Jewish Guilt: I need my kid to do a task, so I deploy guilt. Catholic Guilt: I need my kid to feel guilt, so I deploy a task.
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WOW, RCP polling average has Trump less popular than he was right after Jan 6 (which, to be clear, was *extremely* unpopular)
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What a week, huh? @whataweek.stefanbohacek.online.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
#WhatAWeek #WhatAWeekHuh #Monday
A panel from the "The Adventures of Tintin" comics featuring the titular character Tintin, a young man with blonde hair wearing a brown trench coat, and Captain Archibald Haddock, a retired merchant sailor with dark bushy hair and a full-grown beard. They are both sitting at a table having a conversation, while Tintin's dog Snowy, a white Wire Fox Terrier, looks on, startled.

  Captain Haddock: "What a week, huh?"
  Tintin: "Captain, it's Monday"
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Stop going to bat for Elon." I literally have a book about how his Mars ideas are unworkable. It took years! I just don't understand this thread of thought were you see a capability and say it isn't real. I've seen people comparing Starship to the DC-X to prove nothing new is happening.
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Indio Gringo ® @paninid.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gy · 28/09/2026
🔥
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UBI Works @ubiworks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Universal training data. Universal dividend.
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qualia @qualia.floofy.tech.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
immaculate timeline harmonization @kirakira
kira says: "girl whose music taste is impossible to fully explain when asked"
the selfcare bot says: "Put on some of your favorite music."
the simple sabotage field manual says: "Give lengthy and incomprehensible explanations when questioned."
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Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
gosh I dunno maybe naming an event explicitly designed to deliver women to men "Slutcon" is a tell that "rationalism" and AI "safety" (in scare quotes because I don't buy the industry's self-important claims about world-ending capabilities) isn't an environment or industry that's safe for women
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 27/09/2026
uncritical adoption of sex positivity, especially in straight-dominated spaces, usually just means women are expected to perform sexual favors for men
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Andres @andres4ny.social.ridetrans.it.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
oh yes
bluesky thread by Dan O'Sullivan:
"Today I saw the new 4 hour documentary Musk, directed by Alex Gibney. There were too many times to count that a sold out theater burst out laughing at Elon Musk, something he said or did, even sometimes just how he looked. I believe that is his worst nightmare come to life.
I should add that in addition to being much funnier than anticipated--Musk is going to be intensely humiliated by this movie, it's going to attack the deepest wounds he tries so hard to conceal--it is also bone-chilling. I think he gutted USAID with DOGE to kill masses of people in the third world.
I should also add that when the movie got to showing people burning Teslas and vandalizing dealerships, the theater of mostly older folks in Santa Monica started applauding. I think it is possible Trump and Musk turned libs over 50 into John Brown.
There's a moment early on that's just footage of Elon Musk balding and in khakis walking down an office hallway in the late 90s and the entire audience burst out laughing. If Musk is made aware of audience reactions like this I think he might actually crash out.
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Admiral Memo @mastodon.admiralmemo.com · 27/09/2026
People at my church are trying to push AI slop to "make us look more professional" and I am sitting here hoping they [REDACTED]. 😡
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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGhoul @marzgurl.com · 27/09/2026
Hey, y'all. "Innocent until proven guilty" is a term intended for the court system, where a defendant isn't guilty 'til a trial finds them to be so. It doesn't mean that you don't use your own fucking common sense & good judgment to stay away from bad people. You're not imprisoning them. Thanks.
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