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Mason Diab

@masondiab.bsky.social
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We have a lot to give one another. ✝️🌈🥧🎭☕️🚈💍 📍Sacramento, CA | he/him/his

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Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I really need an inquiry into what is happening with podcast ads, particularly on the I Heart network, because why is every ad break 5 minutes long and all about butt health???
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Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happy birthday to @louispeitzman.bsky.social, a sweetie and a gentleman who I can always count on to like my Letterboxd reviews
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Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Quote this with a picture of when you realized your body tea
Beth Fowler as Mrs. Potts, an anthropomorphic tea pott, in the Broadway production of Beauty and the Beast.
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🎵You got a masked bar,🎶
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Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I guess I just am in disbelief I have to ride this hard for Macklemore
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Howard Sherman @hesherman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Farewell to costume designer Bob Mackie, a designer of spectacular gowns for great divas, but also the creator of perhaps the greatest costume sight gag in history.
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Louis Peitzman @louispeitzman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think less of anyone who believes this or finds it funny btw.
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Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Slicing a lemon is my favorite way to discover multiple papercuts and hangnails I was previously unbothered by
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Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
When clergy post things like this I am already skeptical of their judgment. When they double down and claim that it’s not an AI product? Even with a watermark in the corner? I can’t trust a single word they say about God’s creation because they can’t even be honest about who they are.
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Robin Sevakis @jadedsketch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wile E. Coyote is doing a reddit AMA right now for Coyote vs ACME and strictly answering through signs, and it's genius.
Wile E Coyote in an office, pointing to a sign he's holding that reads "WE CANNOT JUDGE OUR WORTH ON THE WORK OF OTHERS"
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Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
What is Zohran Mamdani’s plan to get Donna Murphy back on Broadway??!!!
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
you cannot expect me to parse the 9 hour twitch streams of someone named hasan piker while the secretary of defense is bullying random canadian teens on twitter. i am a grown man.
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Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I think Sara Bareilles is trying to break me with this new record but ya know what? I kind of welcome it.
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Cody @codymonster91.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I better see a drag queen do a combined Dolly/Frank-N-Furter number this weekend
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Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Remember the finale of Veep, where the passing of a disgraced politician is overshadowed by the loss of a beloved American icon? Not too late for that to happen here.
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Eric Wahl @ericwahl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton is an American saint as far as I'm concerned. God bless that dear, sweet woman. We are less for her absence 😭
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It feels like a beloved auntie just passed. I need to take a walk and yell at God for a moment. 😭
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Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Nobody talk to me for 3-5 business weeks I am BEREAVED
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 24/08/2026
Good morning
05 November 2001
Sir Tom Stoppard
Clo The Development Dept
Royal National Theatre
South Bank
London
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Dear Tom,
Lond ufor your invitaion to bost a findraising diner in the private room of a top
I would rather die.
All the best,
Yours,
Harold Pinter
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 22/08/2026
Cake can’t do what pie can do And you KNEW!!! YOU KNEW!
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 22/08/2026
I hope the first person to put vanilla ice cream with warm pie has something special done to the soft animal of their body!
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Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I was going to try to have a good attitude today but I just got a paper cut under my fingernail so that will have to wait for another day!!!
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
huge design flaw in adulthood: no one claps when you do the right thing.
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Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
At the rate the Jonas Brothers are touring and releasing music, I really have to assume that they owe lots of money to the mafia.
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Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Yes, and: Churches and church leaders should refrain from using generative AI, because creation is a holy act that shouldn’t be misrepresented.
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Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Today felt like the kind of Monday that you have the Sunday Scaries about.
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Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I am wishing Ariana the best and also I hope Phillipa Soo has her agents on the phone NOW
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Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Tweet from Lady Gaga saying “I can’t stop crying. We did it kids.”
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Ryan James Dee @ryanjamesdee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Put it in a smaller, more intimate house off Broadway and let it run forever please 🙏
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Jon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 25/07/2026
Sister Aloysius Beauvier will return in Avengers: DOOMSDAY
Sister Aloysius Beauvier (played my Meryl Streep) thinkin bout killing a priest
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Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What is the point of having Miss Piggy in your halftime show if she doesn’t get a star moment???
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Odysseus whenever anyone asks about the Fall of Troy
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RLL @breathofthewild82.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Bill Rausch should program The Jellicle Ball at the Perelman every June for Pride Month. Bring it back every season, like A Christmas Carol.
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Keith Goulette 🎃 @keithgdesigns.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
ddlovato

GET A JOB

ddlovato

STAY AWAY FROM HER
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Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell for twenty minutes today and he said he saw Goody Proctor with the devil
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 24/06/2026
Croatia defeats Panama 1–0 in the FIFA World Cup.
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
happy father’s day
father jud (josh o’connell) from wake up dead man
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Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I do have a personal stake in this afternoon’s World Cup match (Croatian husband) and it is so STRESSFUL to be caring about sports!!!
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Don[ny]ovan @dgschell.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
at the reflecting pool and guys this doesn't look right
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Not enough girlies are utilizing this option
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Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
They’ll never be him
Title card for the late 1980s cartoon A Pup Named Scooby-Doo, featuring a young animated Scooby with his tongue out
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Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Joshua Henry shouting “Audra McDonald!!!”
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Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Alden Ehrenreich’s career redemption feels so satisfying to me, a gay man who has had a crush on him since Hail, Caesar!
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RLL @breathofthewild82.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I am sad for Cats but also this does satisfy a grudge I have had since the 1998 Tony Awards.
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Kevin Daly @kevinddaly.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Shoshana Bean is the heart and soul of The Lost Boys. I'm so happy for her.
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Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This Cats: The Jellicle Ball performance is going to change the lives of so many little queer kids I just KNOW it
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Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I love Ragtime but this Tonys performance felt like Naptime 🥲
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Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Taylor’s new song is cute but I am BEGGING Jack Antonoff to put down the saxophones
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