Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I really need an inquiry into what is happening with podcast ads, particularly on the I Heart network, because why is every ad break 5 minutes long and all about butt health??? 100
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Happy birthday to @louispeitzman.bsky.social, a sweetie and a gentleman who I can always count on to like my Letterboxd reviews 040
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Quote this with a picture of when you realized your body tea 0182
Reposted by Mason DiabRobert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026🎵You got a masked bar,🎶 0603
Reposted by Mason DiabLindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I guess I just am in disbelief I have to ride this hard for Macklemore 61389
Reposted by Mason DiabHoward Sherman @hesherman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Farewell to costume designer Bob Mackie, a designer of spectacular gowns for great divas, but also the creator of perhaps the greatest costume sight gag in history. 502646640
Reposted by Mason DiabLouis Peitzman @louispeitzman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I think less of anyone who believes this or finds it funny btw. 031758
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Slicing a lemon is my favorite way to discover multiple papercuts and hangnails I was previously unbothered by 040
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 05/09/2026When clergy post things like this I am already skeptical of their judgment. When they double down and claim that it’s not an AI product? Even with a watermark in the corner? I can’t trust a single word they say about God’s creation because they can’t even be honest about who they are. 191
Reposted by Mason DiabRobin Sevakis @jadedsketch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Wile E. Coyote is doing a reddit AMA right now for Coyote vs ACME and strictly answering through signs, and it's genius. 5386191932
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 03/09/2026What is Zohran Mamdani’s plan to get Donna Murphy back on Broadway??!!! 050
Reposted by Mason Diabthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026you cannot expect me to parse the 9 hour twitch streams of someone named hasan piker while the secretary of defense is bullying random canadian teens on twitter. i am a grown man. 1595
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I think Sara Bareilles is trying to break me with this new record but ya know what? I kind of welcome it. 080
Reposted by Mason DiabCody @codymonster91.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I better see a drag queen do a combined Dolly/Frank-N-Furter number this weekend 05610
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Remember the finale of Veep, where the passing of a disgraced politician is overshadowed by the loss of a beloved American icon? Not too late for that to happen here. 0100
Reposted by Mason DiabEric Wahl @ericwahl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton is an American saint as far as I'm concerned. God bless that dear, sweet woman. We are less for her absence 😭 1336
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 25/08/2026It feels like a beloved auntie just passed. I need to take a walk and yell at God for a moment. 😭 040
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Nobody talk to me for 3-5 business weeks I am BEREAVED 050
Reposted by Mason DiabSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 22/08/2026Cake can’t do what pie can do And you KNEW!!! YOU KNEW! 2588
Reposted by Mason DiabSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 22/08/2026I hope the first person to put vanilla ice cream with warm pie has something special done to the soft animal of their body! 624120
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I was going to try to have a good attitude today but I just got a paper cut under my fingernail so that will have to wait for another day!!! 030
Reposted by Mason DiabTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 18/08/2026huge design flaw in adulthood: no one claps when you do the right thing. 362073213
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 18/08/2026At the rate the Jonas Brothers are touring and releasing music, I really have to assume that they owe lots of money to the mafia. 021
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Yes, and: Churches and church leaders should refrain from using generative AI, because creation is a holy act that shouldn’t be misrepresented. 1132
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Today felt like the kind of Monday that you have the Sunday Scaries about. 060
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I am wishing Ariana the best and also I hope Phillipa Soo has her agents on the phone NOW 060
Reposted by Mason DiabRyan James Dee @ryanjamesdee.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Put it in a smaller, more intimate house off Broadway and let it run forever please 🙏 0145
Reposted by Mason DiabJon Aldric-or-treat @viennabeef.social · 25/07/2026Sister Aloysius Beauvier will return in Avengers: DOOMSDAY 2241
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 19/07/2026What is the point of having Miss Piggy in your halftime show if she doesn’t get a star moment??? 140
Reposted by Mason Diabthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Odysseus whenever anyone asks about the Fall of Troy 0102
Reposted by Mason DiabRLL @breathofthewild82.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Bill Rausch should program The Jellicle Ball at the Perelman every June for Pride Month. Bring it back every season, like A Christmas Carol. 0155
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell for twenty minutes today and he said he saw Goody Proctor with the devil 0170
Reposted by Mason DiabPop Crave @popcrave.com · 24/06/2026Croatia defeats Panama 1–0 in the FIFA World Cup. 1344
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I do have a personal stake in this afternoon’s World Cup match (Croatian husband) and it is so STRESSFUL to be caring about sports!!! 020
Reposted by Mason DiabDon[ny]ovan @dgschell.bsky.social · 17/06/2026at the reflecting pool and guys this doesn't look right 21173
Reposted by Mason DiabTaylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Not enough girlies are utilizing this option 1462
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Alden Ehrenreich’s career redemption feels so satisfying to me, a gay man who has had a crush on him since Hail, Caesar! 020
Reposted by Mason DiabRLL @breathofthewild82.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I am sad for Cats but also this does satisfy a grudge I have had since the 1998 Tony Awards. 1335
Reposted by Mason DiabKevin Daly @kevinddaly.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Shoshana Bean is the heart and soul of The Lost Boys. I'm so happy for her. 0352
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 08/06/2026This Cats: The Jellicle Ball performance is going to change the lives of so many little queer kids I just KNOW it 0130
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I love Ragtime but this Tonys performance felt like Naptime 🥲 230
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 05/06/2026 Taylor’s new song is cute but I am BEGGING Jack Antonoff to put down the saxophones 010