Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I’m caramelizing some onions for dinner, so I expect that dinner will be ready to eat around 11 p.m. 0110
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Went to hell and back but we ARE seeing Carly Rae Jepsen in April!!! 190
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Ticketmaster you will be hearing from my lawyers!!!!! 140
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yes! Glad to have it back with a cast of normal folks. And rooting against the straight couples. 020
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I really need an inquiry into what is happening with podcast ads, particularly on the I Heart network, because why is every ad break 5 minutes long and all about butt health??? 220
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Happy birthday to @louispeitzman.bsky.social, a sweetie and a gentleman who I can always count on to like my Letterboxd reviews 040
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Quote this with a picture of when you realized your body tea 0192
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Written by Simon Kinberg” it’s like they didn’t even try to make it good 010
Reposted by Mason DiabRobert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 27/09/2026🎵You got a masked bar,🎶 0603
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Yesterday I caught myself listening to “Take Back Your Mink” at the gym and just had to lean into it 011
Reposted by Mason DiabLindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I guess I just am in disbelief I have to ride this hard for Macklemore 61369
Reposted by Mason DiabHoward Sherman @hesherman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Farewell to costume designer Bob Mackie, a designer of spectacular gowns for great divas, but also the creator of perhaps the greatest costume sight gag in history. 502646639
Reposted by Mason DiabLouis Peitzman @louispeitzman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I think less of anyone who believes this or finds it funny btw. 031659
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Slicing a lemon is my favorite way to discover multiple papercuts and hangnails I was previously unbothered by 040
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 05/09/2026When clergy post things like this I am already skeptical of their judgment. When they double down and claim that it’s not an AI product? Even with a watermark in the corner? I can’t trust a single word they say about God’s creation because they can’t even be honest about who they are. 191
Reposted by Mason DiabRobin Sevakis @jadedsketch.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Wile E. Coyote is doing a reddit AMA right now for Coyote vs ACME and strictly answering through signs, and it's genius. 5386111931
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 03/09/2026What is Zohran Mamdani’s plan to get Donna Murphy back on Broadway??!!! 050
Reposted by Mason Diabthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/09/2026you cannot expect me to parse the 9 hour twitch streams of someone named hasan piker while the secretary of defense is bullying random canadian teens on twitter. i am a grown man. 1595
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I think Sara Bareilles is trying to break me with this new record but ya know what? I kind of welcome it. 080
Reposted by Mason DiabCody @codymonster91.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I better see a drag queen do a combined Dolly/Frank-N-Furter number this weekend 05610
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Remember the finale of Veep, where the passing of a disgraced politician is overshadowed by the loss of a beloved American icon? Not too late for that to happen here. 0100
Reposted by Mason DiabEric Wahl @ericwahl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton is an American saint as far as I'm concerned. God bless that dear, sweet woman. We are less for her absence 😭 1336
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 25/08/2026It feels like a beloved auntie just passed. I need to take a walk and yell at God for a moment. 😭 040
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Nobody talk to me for 3-5 business weeks I am BEREAVED 050
Reposted by Mason DiabSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 24/08/2026Good morning 223026
Reposted by Mason DiabSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 22/08/2026Cake can’t do what pie can do And you KNEW!!! YOU KNEW! 2588
Reposted by Mason DiabSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 22/08/2026I hope the first person to put vanilla ice cream with warm pie has something special done to the soft animal of their body! 624020
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 21/08/2026The heat has really been oppressive this year. Too darn hot, one could say! 120
Mason Diab @masondiab.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I was going to try to have a good attitude today but I just got a paper cut under my fingernail so that will have to wait for another day!!! 030
Reposted by Mason DiabTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 18/08/2026huge design flaw in adulthood: no one claps when you do the right thing. 362071212
