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Mary Numair

@marynumair.bsky.social
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Local-area woman in Chicago. I do writing for a living but you’d never guess that.

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Never assume that just because people hate something that you love, they MUST be ignorant or not understand it.
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
all the men at Newark airport are in a cologne wearing contest
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no great matter @itsabigail.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
what the fuck are you talking about
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cal Raleigh's monster september
Japanese Soldier Who Kept Fighting 29 Years After World War -
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Also idk if this will work for anyone else but I told the YouTube ai chatbot that I was really sad repeatedly (I wasn’t) and it eventually gave me a significant discount on Sunday ticket
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Looking forward to October when the mariners will no longer ruin my night
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Instead of watching the Mariners bomb, go see Wile E. Coyote’s explosive antics in Coyote vs. Acme, in theaters now.
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So is it a sports gambling scandal or long covid or like why are the Mariners this bad
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
One thing about the mariners is they are, hands down, the least fun team in baseball and that’s gotta count for something
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Resting Witch Face @amandalc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Not knowing what else to do, the Mariners build 9/11 statue.
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 26/08/2026
Is this good?
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Adele @m-adele.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Kade got the Entire Mariners Experience
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Leo needed that after how miserable that football score game was for him
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To Love a Mariner Podcast @toloveamariner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
LEO RIVAS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
alright, midnight baseball (for me)
Tired DW from Arthur
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
made it
Me at the mariners baseball game today in Milwaukee. I’m throwing a peace sign
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
V excited to use a whole day of my PTO to go see the Seattle mariners on Thursday
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Christina @actualredlobster.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I wish drugstore pantyhose still held the power it once did
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
listening to the Mariners tv broadcast tonight
Todd Flanders yelling “ow my freaking ears” while dining at uncle moe’s
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
For those not watching midday Thursday baseball, here’s Jhonny Pereda wink u missed
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To Love a Mariner Podcast @toloveamariner.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Better luck next 50 seasons!
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John Trupin @johntrupin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The Mariners Alumni Home Run Derby was silly, awkward, and nerve-wracking. I loved it. www.lookoutlanding.com/looking-back...
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A very merry Mariners Home Run Derby
On a great night at the ballpark.
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The salute celly didn’t help things. And Cal’s dumb ass shirt. And the handshake snub. Vibes are absolute ass this year
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Chris (Super Bowl LX enthusiast) @30acrefortress.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This particular Mariners team is such a beautiful representation of 50 years of The Seattle Mariners
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To Love a Mariner Podcast @toloveamariner.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I hate to be a "this team doesn't have it" person but... this team doesn't fucking have it
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To Love a Mariner Podcast @toloveamariner.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Your 2026 Seattle Mariners: They Should Be Better™
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I can rest now
Joey Votto at a pre-game broadcast desk with Bob costas
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
No I am not watching the mariners game I was watching banana ball where a man in a mariners hat got an out from the 300 level
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no great matter @itsabigail.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I will never abandon you
Cross stitch of Taco Bell logo
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The Midwest mind cannot comprehend the very common, everyday snohomish county sexpresso stand
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 08/07/2026
Mitch McConnell won't see your posts but your friends who are also 84, brain dead, and who have spent the last several decades dismantling democracy and ushering in a fascist takeover of our government will. 💔
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The last month of my life has been absolute hell as my husband suffered 8 fractures of his spine and a spinal cord injury. All I’ve wanted this entire time is for the mariners to give me like a week of fun baseball as a distraction BUT NO THEY CANNOT DO THAT
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Shaun with a U @shaun-with-a-u.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Never trust the Mariners with Bases loaded & no outs Or bases loaded at all
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To Love a Mariner Podcast @toloveamariner.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Never Ask A Woman Her Age;
A Man, His Salary;
The Mariners To Score More Than 3
Runs In A Game.
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To Love a Mariner Podcast @toloveamariner.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
That HBP could have injured Rob Refsnyder, but it also raised his wRC+ by 3 points, so it's impossible to say if it's bad or not
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I’m just afraid that now I won’t get to hear what religion everyone’s mayor and bagels are anymore.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Im yelling “go Robert Mueller and the rule of law!”
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Selina @selinaaa1212.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I hope Paul Sewald knows how much we all still love him
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Didn’t particularly care for the top of the 6th
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
People always gloss over this part: Coke Zero gets so flat so quickly. You can drink a day-old Diet Coke and that shit will still delightfully burn your throat. Diet Coke is superior
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you @bravesgoms.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
His first time in Roku city
Orange kitten looking at the side scrolling wonder that is Roku city
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 19/05/2026
the fuck it will
A white man in a business suit pointing a handgun at an open laptop
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I can’t prove it but Connor Joe seems cool
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Rick @crystalpepsi.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
No thank you I do not want to learn at lunch
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Gonna be honest, it fuckin ruled to be at that game
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The mariners like hitting grand slams when I am in attendance. It’s a personal favor to me
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
packing a clear tote full of hand warmers and blankets which can only mean it’s time to watch the mariners play in Chicago
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Selina @selinaaa1212.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
WAIT CAN SOMEONE CONFIRM THIS FOR ME: when Josh Naylor gets a hit, is the ballpark playing "SHOTS" but with JOSH instead of SHOTS? Because this is IMPORTANT
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Selina @selinaaa1212.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I hate that everything is so military patriotic 😭 it's so weird. War is such a gross personality trait
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.
Look it's a really unhinged rant about contestants wearing nose rings. Too long to type. You're not missing much.
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