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Mary Numair

@marynumair.bsky.social
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Local-area woman in Chicago. I do writing for a living but you’d never guess that.

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I haven't been watching the news or TV this week because I'm so busy but I hope everyone's excited for my new stand-up special, "People At The Gym Dress Funny"
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Never assume that just because people hate something that you love, they MUST be ignorant or not understand it.
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
all the men at Newark airport are in a cologne wearing contest
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no great matter @itsabigail.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
what the fuck are you talking about
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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cal Raleigh's monster september
Japanese Soldier Who Kept Fighting 29 Years After World War -
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I love dumping hundreds of dollars into a team that truly doesn’t give a shit about its fans
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It is ethical and encouraged to emotionally manipulate ai chatbots for financial gain
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Also idk if this will work for anyone else but I told the YouTube ai chatbot that I was really sad repeatedly (I wasn’t) and it eventually gave me a significant discount on Sunday ticket
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Looking forward to October when the mariners will no longer ruin my night
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Instead of watching the Mariners bomb, go see Wile E. Coyote’s explosive antics in Coyote vs. Acme, in theaters now.
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hopefully they cut back to footage of pumpkins being grown
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So is it a sports gambling scandal or long covid or like why are the Mariners this bad
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
One thing about the mariners is they are, hands down, the least fun team in baseball and that’s gotta count for something
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Resting Witch Face @amandalc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Not knowing what else to do, the Mariners build 9/11 statue.
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 26/08/2026
Is this good?
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Adele @m-adele.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Kade got the Entire Mariners Experience
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Leo needed that after how miserable that football score game was for him
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To Love a Mariner Podcast @toloveamariner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
LEO RIVAS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
alright, midnight baseball (for me)
Tired DW from Arthur
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A most underrated ballpark!
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The stadium’s food selection also survives.
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It is!! I make the trek up from Chicago. The stadium and fans are lovely. Great food too.
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’m fine with that as long as the brewers go beat the dodgers in October
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Unfortunately I arrived 30 minutes before first pitch, with a heart full of hope
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
this sucks so much ass
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
made it
Me at the mariners baseball game today in Milwaukee. I’m throwing a peace sign
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
V excited to use a whole day of my PTO to go see the Seattle mariners on Thursday
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Christina @actualredlobster.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I wish drugstore pantyhose still held the power it once did
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
listening to the Mariners tv broadcast tonight
Todd Flanders yelling “ow my freaking ears” while dining at uncle moe’s
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Oh we did. WE DID.
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
For those not watching midday Thursday baseball, here’s Jhonny Pereda wink u missed
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To Love a Mariner Podcast @toloveamariner.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Better luck next 50 seasons!
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John Trupin @johntrupin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The Mariners Alumni Home Run Derby was silly, awkward, and nerve-wracking. I loved it. www.lookoutlanding.com/looking-back...
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A very merry Mariners Home Run Derby
On a great night at the ballpark.
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The salute celly didn’t help things. And Cal’s dumb ass shirt. And the handshake snub. Vibes are absolute ass this year
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Yes!
The best way to kick off the Mariners' 50
Seasons Celebration Weekend is to bring some home runs to the party.
The Alumni Home Run Derby will take place tonight after the conclusion of the Rays-Mariners game, which is scheduled to start at 6:45 p.m. PT on Apple TV.
The Alumni Home Run Derby will be free to stream on Mariners.TV. All you have to do is log into your account at MLB.com or the MLB App. Don't have an account? It's free to create a username and password, and no credit card is required.
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Chris (Super Bowl LX enthusiast) @30acrefortress.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This particular Mariners team is such a beautiful representation of 50 years of The Seattle Mariners
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Look, I love him because he’s insane
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To Love a Mariner Podcast @toloveamariner.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I hate to be a "this team doesn't have it" person but... this team doesn't fucking have it
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To Love a Mariner Podcast @toloveamariner.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Your 2026 Seattle Mariners: They Should Be Better™
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I can rest now
Joey Votto at a pre-game broadcast desk with Bob costas
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I got bored of banana ball and switched it to the def never boring Mariners baseball game
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
No I am not watching the mariners game I was watching banana ball where a man in a mariners hat got an out from the 300 level
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no great matter @itsabigail.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I will never abandon you
Cross stitch of Taco Bell logo
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
why did this make me miss hwy 99 :(
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The Midwest mind cannot comprehend the very common, everyday snohomish county sexpresso stand
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Thank you 💕💕❤️
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 08/07/2026
Mitch McConnell won't see your posts but your friends who are also 84, brain dead, and who have spent the last several decades dismantling democracy and ushering in a fascist takeover of our government will. 💔
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Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The last month of my life has been absolute hell as my husband suffered 8 fractures of his spine and a spinal cord injury. All I’ve wanted this entire time is for the mariners to give me like a week of fun baseball as a distraction BUT NO THEY CANNOT DO THAT
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Shaun with a U @shaun-with-a-u.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Never trust the Mariners with Bases loaded & no outs Or bases loaded at all
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To Love a Mariner Podcast @toloveamariner.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Never Ask A Woman Her Age;
A Man, His Salary;
The Mariners To Score More Than 3
Runs In A Game.
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