Reposted by Mary NumairMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I haven't been watching the news or TV this week because I'm so busy but I hope everyone's excited for my new stand-up special, "People At The Gym Dress Funny" 41994 199
Reposted by Mary NumairMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Never assume that just because people hate something that you love, they MUST be ignorant or not understand it. 342949 429
Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 21/09/2026all the men at Newark airport are in a cologne wearing contest 050 5
Reposted by Mary Numairno great matter @itsabigail.bsky.social · 18/09/2026what the fuck are you talking about 2133 13
Reposted by Mary NumairWill Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Cal Raleigh's monster september 28914 89
Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I love dumping hundreds of dollars into a team that truly doesn’t give a shit about its fans 110 1
Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 09/09/2026It is ethical and encouraged to emotionally manipulate ai chatbots for financial gain 0100 10
Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Also idk if this will work for anyone else but I told the YouTube ai chatbot that I was really sad repeatedly (I wasn’t) and it eventually gave me a significant discount on Sunday ticket 181 8
Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Looking forward to October when the mariners will no longer ruin my night 161 6
Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Instead of watching the Mariners bomb, go see Wile E. Coyote’s explosive antics in Coyote vs. Acme, in theaters now. 070 7
Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Hopefully they cut back to footage of pumpkins being grown 040 4
Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 05/09/2026So is it a sports gambling scandal or long covid or like why are the Mariners this bad 150 5
Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 04/09/2026One thing about the mariners is they are, hands down, the least fun team in baseball and that’s gotta count for something 1201 20
Reposted by Mary NumairResting Witch Face @amandalc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Not knowing what else to do, the Mariners build 9/11 statue. 0173 17
Reposted by Mary NumairAdele @m-adele.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Kade got the Entire Mariners Experience 46714 67
Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Leo needed that after how miserable that football score game was for him 020 2
Reposted by Mary NumairTo Love a Mariner Podcast @toloveamariner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026LEO RIVAS WHAT HAVE YOU DONE 1383 38
Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 21/08/2026It is!! I make the trek up from Chicago. The stadium and fans are lovely. Great food too. 140 4
Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I’m fine with that as long as the brewers go beat the dodgers in October 150 5
Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Unfortunately I arrived 30 minutes before first pitch, with a heart full of hope 111 1
Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 19/08/2026V excited to use a whole day of my PTO to go see the Seattle mariners on Thursday 180 8
Reposted by Mary NumairChristina @actualredlobster.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I wish drugstore pantyhose still held the power it once did 031 3
Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 13/08/2026For those not watching midday Thursday baseball, here’s Jhonny Pereda wink u missed 140 4
Reposted by Mary NumairTo Love a Mariner Podcast @toloveamariner.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Better luck next 50 seasons! 0274 27
Reposted by Mary NumairJohn Trupin @johntrupin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026The Mariners Alumni Home Run Derby was silly, awkward, and nerve-wracking. I loved it. www.lookoutlanding.com/looking-back...lookoutlanding.comA very merry Mariners Home Run DerbyOn a great night at the ballpark. 1192 19
Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 08/08/2026The salute celly didn’t help things. And Cal’s dumb ass shirt. And the handshake snub. Vibes are absolute ass this year 050 5
Reposted by Mary NumairChris (Super Bowl LX enthusiast) @30acrefortress.bsky.social · 07/08/2026This particular Mariners team is such a beautiful representation of 50 years of The Seattle Mariners 4659 65
Reposted by Mary NumairTo Love a Mariner Podcast @toloveamariner.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I hate to be a "this team doesn't have it" person but... this team doesn't fucking have it 051 5
Reposted by Mary NumairTo Love a Mariner Podcast @toloveamariner.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Your 2026 Seattle Mariners: They Should Be Better™ 4353 35
Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I got bored of banana ball and switched it to the def never boring Mariners baseball game 040 4
Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 25/07/2026No I am not watching the mariners game I was watching banana ball where a man in a mariners hat got an out from the 300 level 130 3
Reposted by Mary Numairno great matter @itsabigail.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I will never abandon you 412821 128
Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 13/07/2026The Midwest mind cannot comprehend the very common, everyday snohomish county sexpresso stand 150 5
Reposted by Mary NumairJordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 08/07/2026Mitch McConnell won't see your posts but your friends who are also 84, brain dead, and who have spent the last several decades dismantling democracy and ushering in a fascist takeover of our government will. 💔 4740105 740
Mary Numair @marynumair.bsky.social · 08/07/2026The last month of my life has been absolute hell as my husband suffered 8 fractures of his spine and a spinal cord injury. All I’ve wanted this entire time is for the mariners to give me like a week of fun baseball as a distraction BUT NO THEY CANNOT DO THAT 150 5
Reposted by Mary NumairShaun with a U @shaun-with-a-u.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Never trust the Mariners with Bases loaded & no outs Or bases loaded at all 191 9