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Stevie Yardy

@marvelousmrsyardy.bsky.social
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I'm a 25 year old comedian, and I'm sick of writing a new bio everytime a CEO ruins an app and we all have to jump ship. Just pretend I thought of something witty 🍉

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What's in the Box? @whtsnthbx.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
What's in the Box? returns on Saturday June 6th at the RAM Comedy Fest in Derby! Featuring... NATALIE BENISTON CHRISSY DERBYSHIRE (@chrissyd-comedy.bsky.social) STEVIE YARDY (@marvelousmrsyardy.bsky.social) The show is FREE and you can reserve tickets here: ramcomedyfestival.co.uk/event/friz-f...
A rubber duck sandwich emerging from a boxNatalie BenistonChrissy Derbyshire Stevie Yardy
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Radio Go! @radiogo.show · 26/09/2025
A medium by the name of Crystal Peaks (@marvelousmrsyardy.bsky.social) lets Riley in on the secrets of the afterlife, but a supernatural disaster brings an unexpected visitor. Plus, Tom calls in a favour. Listen now at radiogo.show or on your podcast player!
Radio Go! 2: Painting in Heaven, with Stevie Yardy as Crystal Peaks
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 26/02/2025
The Clown Paradox: the more negative the online review of a clown is, the funnier the clown sounds
An online review of a local clown says: “Not what I had hoped for
Disappointed. We agreed he would bring balloons for $20.
He showed up with 3 or 4 saying one got away from him.
Spent time playing a video game. Walked on the bowling alley - and fell down (needed to have the bowling alley shoes). Clothing seemed unkept. Clown face makeup was
scant.”
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
From the Twitter archives.
A lot of people keep saying that Elon’s decisions don’t make sense, but I have a trick. Simply ask “Is this going to get everybody talking about Elon Musk?” 

If the answer is “Yes” then, to Elon, it is a good idea.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
People who call themselves Christians are angry and outraged that a Christian church leader asked the most powerful man on the planet to treat vulnerable people with decency and humanity.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
nuh-uh.
THE CURRENTLY-WINNING ARGUMENT IN CLIMATE CHANGE: "nuh-uh. shut up"
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Stevie Yardy @marvelousmrsyardy.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Is it just my autism, or does anyone else legitimately prefer a good tabular layout over the aesthetically pleasing layout. I like just being able to read info like the contents page of a book
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 15/01/2025
"OptumRx, the group’s pharmacy benefit manager, along with its two main peers, Express Scripts and CVS Caremark Rx, have pocketed an extra $7.3 billion over cost thanks to price gouging, according to the findings of a report by the Federal Trade Commission." Lina Khan really is That Girl.
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UnitedHealth, employer of slain exec Brian Thompson, found to have overcharged cancer patients for drugs by over 1,000%
The report is the latest indictment of America’s broken healthcare system.
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Here is my strongest personal belief: the worst animal is better than the best human.
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Stevie Yardy @marvelousmrsyardy.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I'm a lil high and I may have worked out that my portable charger has 32 calories of energy in its battery. My phone has 15 calories. I just find it wild that a freddo has six times more energy stored in it than my phone. That maths masters degree feels worth all the crippling debt now 😅
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Stevie Yardy @marvelousmrsyardy.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I get that it's a cool discovery, but my brain can only read this title like an @theonion.com article
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Stevie Yardy @marvelousmrsyardy.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
The village people are giving that one guy who is clearly gay, but is so in denial about it that they are best friends with the most homophobic person you know (and probably shame fucking on the side)
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 15/01/2025
American transportation planners be like:
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Stevie Yardy @marvelousmrsyardy.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Before I saw the pic 'Tasha and Andrew' sounded more like a CBBC puppet presenter duo. I think I might've given a shit if that were the case too...
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Stevie Yardy @marvelousmrsyardy.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Winning tickets to see the Minecraft movie is like winning that U2 Album that nobody wanted. Every packet of Oreos is gonna be like russian roulette now
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Stevie Yardy @marvelousmrsyardy.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Keep your friends close, and your enemies toaster. That way they won't get to enjoy toasted bread products anymore, and you get to experience the pure rush of adrenaline that you can only get from stealing a kitchen appliance (MWAHAHAHA)
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Bryan Cantrill @bcantrill.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Liquid Death, I knew I liked you for a reason
Can of Dead Billionaire, Liquid Death's new name for Armless Palmer after the estate of Arnold Palmer threatened litigation
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
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Ari Cohn @aricohn.com · 11/01/2025
Truth be told, for my money if you're going to couch it in terms of free speech, it's unprincipled to allow calling people mentally ill on the basis of sexual orientation/gender identity but forbid it on the basis of, say, religion Sounds like viewpoint discrimination to me 💁‍♀️
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Anita Bryant, gone too late
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