Mars🪁 @marslorens.bsky.social · 22/09/2026was affronted with a "did you try asking copilot?" for the first time irl after asking my office manager a question and unfortunately did not respond graciously :/ 001
Mars🪁 @marslorens.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I was informed today the university I'm working at no longer sells books in the bookstore. As of this quarter, all textbooks must be digital. The space in the store where there were bookshelves is now just empty wall. This world...... Idk girl... 000
Mars🪁 @marslorens.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I’m sad about it. I might just have to watch Christmas in the Square early this year 000
Mars🪁 @marslorens.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Last summer, I watched 2 shy, young, 🚬y ushers (rare they were under 60) meet while working my show & fall in love in real time. Based on body language, I'm sure they didn't know each other before they started that shift and by the end of the night, my ASM saw them leaving the show together. 110
Mars🪁 @marslorens.bsky.social · 25/07/2026this is the hottest brennan has ever been. youtube.com/shorts/F95nE...youtube.comThis Video is Fake (with Brennan Lee Mulligan!)YouTube video by DSA-LA 010
Mars🪁 @marslorens.bsky.social · 12/07/2026For all intents and purposes I’m counting this one as 2/3 for the rule of 3s ✌🏻😇 010
Mars🪁 @marslorens.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Today at tech dinner (potluck provided by the theatre’s donors), I released the actors 15 minutes before my designers so they got a head start at the food. Tell me why tho when I walked in to the food room leading the designers, one of the donors excitedly said “ok now we’re getting real eaters!” 🥴 010
Reposted by Mars🪁yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 25/06/2026the bread is $13.50 and all the circuses are subscription based 4042401539
Mars🪁 @marslorens.bsky.social · 20/06/2026there's only one event that would make me want to celebrate the 250. it would be so nice if he did it in time, for america. 000
Mars🪁 @marslorens.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I really only have one note for Pink from last night: my culture is not a costume 000
Mars🪁 @marslorens.bsky.social · 07/06/2026tonys and my wife's (lestat de lioncourt's) show comes back tonight? big night for Gay 000
Mars🪁 @marslorens.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Oh so now I’m the villain for putting judas’ songs from JCS in the pride playlist?? 000
Mars🪁 @marslorens.bsky.social · 11/04/2026they got in their lil raft and i cried a lil bit. the MOON!!!! 000
Mars🪁 @marslorens.bsky.social · 06/04/2026good things can still happen www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-j1...youtube.comNASA’s Artemis II Crew Flies Around the Moon (Official Broadcast)YouTube video by NASA 000
Mars🪁 @marslorens.bsky.social · 05/04/2026the world lost kurt cobain and got me in the same night. So you tell me what that means. 010
Mars🪁 @marslorens.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Texted my boss asking if she was standing me up on our weekly teams meeting. She responded saying she quit and is in the hospital for testing. So… I’m the captain now… 000
Reposted by Mars🪁Roxane Gay @roxanegay.bsky.social · 18/03/2026There are just no words. More power to her. May she find peace as she continues to do her amazing work. 181737283
Mars🪁 @marslorens.bsky.social · 07/03/2026why wasn't the baby angel who played hamnet nominated for best supporting actor and i'm so serious 000
Reposted by Mars🪁Mr. Juice Box @toxicjuicebox.com · 04/03/2026Good morning! Yes, this is he 3053951197
Reposted by Mars🪁mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 26/02/2026im going to be honest kitten the fascist administrative state is kind of hyperfocused on mommy right now and it's stressing her out a little bit 43605739
Mars🪁 @marslorens.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Birds aren't real is my favorite conspiracy theory because i think the merch on their website is actually really cute and would 100% wear 000
Reposted by Mars🪁Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 16/02/2026Beyoncé shares new photo with a telephone. 2050148
Mars🪁 @marslorens.bsky.social · 09/02/2026wait until they find out the wedding was actually a complicated love spell, assisted by Señora Gagita 000
Mars🪁 @marslorens.bsky.social · 09/02/2026the first three albums I owned were by Cher, Sam Cooke, and Ricky Martin. Daddy looked good up on that chair is all I'm saying. 010
Reposted by Mars🪁Democratic Socialists of America @demsocialists.bsky.social · 29/01/2026We call on folks nationwide to shut down business as usual until ICE terror ends. With the looming vote on ICE funding, only keeping up the pressure can force Democrats to vote down funding for ICE. Join us: dsausa.us/ice-actions1... 312050
Mars🪁 @marslorens.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Going to sit with amber gray riff raff for the rest of the night/life 000
Mars🪁 @marslorens.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Abolishment is the moderate position. My position is every person who supported ice in any capacity, agent/vendor/citizen, should be struck by a lightning bolt once a week for the rest of their miserable lives. 000
Mars🪁 @marslorens.bsky.social · 20/01/2026My biggest red flag is I'm pro dog-earing books (library books excluded) 000
Mars🪁 @marslorens.bsky.social · 18/01/2026I wish to formally apologize for doubting Blue Ivy during the renaissance rollout for choosing break my soul as the single. She was right and it was foolish to question her managerial foresight. 000
Mars🪁 @marslorens.bsky.social · 13/01/2026it's all been downhill since they burned that library in alexandria :/ 000
Mars🪁 @marslorens.bsky.social · 12/01/2026no, tallgay barista who gave me one (1) single compliment, i simply cannot fall in love with you today there's just so much going on 000
