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Mars🪁

@marslorens.bsky.social
87 followers 149 following 138 posts

fat, femme, & fpretty 😇 AEA stage manager/millennial referential dadaist (they/them)

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Mars🪁 @marslorens.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Texted my boss asking if she was standing me up on our weekly teams meeting. She responded saying she quit and is in the hospital for testing. So… I’m the captain now…
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Mars🪁 @marslorens.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Heat seeking potato
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Mars🪁 @marslorens.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
The crazy wind knocked over a tree in a parking lot driveway and I pulled up to 4 big strong firefighters standing around figuring out what to do. They turned and I got to be like “well… don’t look at me, boys!” They laughed, now I’m worried about potential milk allergies in these 4 hot chocolates
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Mars🪁 @marslorens.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
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Mars🪁 @marslorens.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Happy full moon I cut my hair off and pierced my ears, I'm basically sexy carrie coon in white lotus
Selfie of Mars reclined
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Mars🪁 @marslorens.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Now Lewis… what’re you doing calling me up at midnight… what are we doing here
Screenshot from stardew valley of a booty call from the mayor
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Mars🪁 @marslorens.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I told HRM a saucy joke. she was scandalized but laughed 😇🥲
Photo of H.R.M. Queen Margaret of Anjou (my red tabby cat) caught mid-yawn so it looks like she’s gay gasping 🫢 Photo of H.R.M. Queen Margaret of Anjou (my red tabby cat) caught mid-yawn so it looks like she’s cheesing the biggest smile
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Mars🪁 @marslorens.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Post a picture you took to bring some zen to the skyline
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