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marquisdan @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 8h

Do you play DIY Dadish? Then come play my level about OSHA compliance using this easy to type share code 542b8a05-7037-4c0a-a791-9a08fe7a568e

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marquisdan @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 23h

Megaman 9 does not pass the Bechdel Test

Stage select screen for Megaman 9. The only female character is Splash Woman

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marquisdan @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 25/09/2026

Normal person makes a bit that hacks into government records: Straight to jail. Sam Altman makes a bot that hacks into government records: ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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marquisdan @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 18/09/2026

Tech YouTube talking about Window 2000 like it's old... It's or old is it? Oh noooo oh no oh noooooo

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marquisdan @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 12/09/2026

I can't help but think we could have saved hundreds of dollars and hours of driving.

Geordie LaForge yes/no meme

Pane 1 with Geordie saying no: Watching shitty kids YouTube on TV at home
Pane 2 with Geordie saying yes: Paying tons of money to watch shitty kids YouTube at a resort

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marquisdan @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 08/09/2026

Comprehensive list of good 3d platformers: 1. Astrobot 2. Astrobot's Playroom 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.

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marquisdan @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 02/09/2026

This economical insulin ad is the most America thing ever.

A zoomed in picture focusing on the words "Insulin, at a value"

The cover for the "Costco Connection" magazine for September, 2026.

The words "Insulin, at a value" are in the top right corner.

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marquisdan @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 28/08/2026

Proud to report Vaniel was made in Canada 🫡

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marquisdan @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 26/08/2026

Does anyone know what this post says

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marquisdan @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 23/08/2026

I've owned this PC for years, what the hell Also where is the "Fuck Off" button

Nagware screen from windows asking a user to set up access to photos and facial recognition. The title says "You're almost done setting up your PC." The buttons are 'Remind Me Later' and 'Continue'

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Josh @joshmallow.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

*looks directly at the camera”

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marquisdan @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 20/08/2026

Currently sitting in a small restaurant in Steve King country (NW Iowa) and the TV is blasting political ads nonstop. This is actual hell. But at least the food is good cause we're at Abelardo's

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marquisdan @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 17/08/2026

We've hit that point of the family visit..

4 frame comic of Will Smith.

Panel 1: "Just because I'm a programmer doesn't mean I can fix your printer."

Panel 2: "I mean..."

Panel 3: "I can fix it"

Panel 4: "But not because I'm a programmer!"

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marquisdan @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 11/08/2026

Cooking Shows doing a weeknight meal: start the burger buns from scratch using artisanal wild yeast at 6:00 AM. Marinate a pork shoulder for six hours in imported wine then ... Me cooking a weeknight meal: Beans + Hot dog slices + Hot

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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

not to be confused with quesadilla

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marquisdan @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 10/08/2026

Easy, it's Arlecchino, the servant clown—sometimes to two masters!

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marquisdan @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 09/08/2026

Vacuum cleaners are a good place to go for u kno what

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marquisdan @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 08/08/2026

POV: I'm trying to eat breakfast by myself

A medium sized dog intensely staring into the camera

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marquisdan @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 07/08/2026

It appears my 4 year old has independently invented Salad Fingers

A simple child's drawing fearing hands with very elongated fingers and a face with large eyes

A picture of "Salad Fingers", a creepy cartoon character from the early Internet. He has green skin, large eyes, and very long fingers.

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marquisdan @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 07/08/2026

Believe it or not, this bottle is over 2800⁰F and also apple cinnamon flavor

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marquisdan @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 06/08/2026

My cat snuck out but immediately regretted it when she learned that water just falls out of the sky sometimes.

A small white cat looking through a glass door. The cat is outdoors and it is raining. The cat looks sad and anxious to go back inside.

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marquisdan @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 03/08/2026

I don't care what they say about him, I'm still watching Tasting History

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marquisdan @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 21/07/2026

I don't know who needs to hear this but the last boss of Final Fantasy Five looks like a poop.

A battle screen from Final Fantasy Five. Heroes are fighting a large tree boss that resembles a poop

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marquisdan @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 14/07/2026

What idiot executive thought people would want stupid AI bullshit in their TV. My TV has just lost all internet privileges until further notice.

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marquisdan @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 13/07/2026

Why are they making me learn new things?

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marquisdan @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 12/07/2026

My kids keep getting stuck on this level which means I have to play it for them over and over. I am Sisyphus. Monkey level is the rock.

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marquisdan @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 12/07/2026

The French have a saying for the recent senator situation - "jamais deux sans trois" or "Never two without three" Come on trois, be something good.

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marquisdan @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 11/07/2026

The kids are all asleep or playing at their friends.. that means it's time for u know what (U know what is 1950s Japanese Kaiju films)

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marquisdan @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 10/07/2026

@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social was not able to get through this episode without childishly snickering about hard D Bars

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marquisdan @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 07/07/2026

I just subscribed to InfoWars which feels a bit odd to say the least

The subscription page for the Infowars YouTube channel (which is now run by the Onion.) the "Subsdribed" button is clicked, indicating the user is subscribed

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marquisdan @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 02/07/2026

1: my kids are playing a game called "Kick Butt" where they kick each other in the butt. 2: ????? 3: One of the kids is upset because she got kicked in the butt