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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀

@marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com
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Former Wizards & Warriors 3 speed runner Dev for Midwest Speedfest

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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 5h
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Arkansas campaign ad sparks conservative backlash for portraying lazy welfare recipient as white
A new video from Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders was standard issue Republican messaging for promoting her state’s stricter rules for people on Medicaid.
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 5h
But they're not racist you guys
Screenshot of AP News headline reading "Arkansas campaign ad sparks conservative backlash for portraying lazy welfare recipient as white."
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 17h
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Christopher Walken: I Don't Want To
ALT: Christopher Walken: I Don't Want To
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 05/10/2026
Unfortunately
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Moira Rose: Suddenly Overwhelmed With Regret
ALT: Moira Rose: Suddenly Overwhelmed With Regret
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 05/10/2026
I picked the wrong day to go on the Internet
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 04/10/2026
Congratulations on becoming an event!
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 01/10/2026
Somehow we ended up doing both oh god we are so tired
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 01/10/2026
Would a Sankey chart help?
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 30/09/2026
There are dozens of us
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 30/09/2026
Do you play DIY Dadish? Then come play my level about OSHA compliance using this easy to type share code 542b8a05-7037-4c0a-a791-9a08fe7a568e
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 30/09/2026
Megaman 9 does not pass the Bechdel Test
Stage select screen for Megaman 9. The only female character is Splash Woman
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 29/09/2026
This is the Midwestern way. It is in our blood.
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 26/09/2026
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Rogue One K-2SO: Are You Talking About Me?
Alt: Rogue One K-2SO: Are You Talking About Me?
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 25/09/2026
Normal person makes a bit that hacks into government records: Straight to jail. Sam Altman makes a bot that hacks into government records: ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 20/09/2026
Only because our regressive legislature won't let her marry Astrobot
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Astro Bot Waves Hello
ALT: Astro Bot Waves Hello
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 18/09/2026
Tech YouTube talking about Window 2000 like it's old... It's or old is it? Oh noooo oh no oh noooooo
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 15/09/2026
It's marginally less exciting than a Tardis
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 15/09/2026
The garage is bigger on the inside, if I park at that angle it gives @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social more room. It's hard to see in the picture
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 14/09/2026
Sam's is extreeeeeenly mid btw. Go to Bamboo House instead.
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 14/09/2026
The guy saying "get out" meme, except it's AI edit which gives him a French beret and mustache and the "Get Out" text has been translated into French
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 12/09/2026
I can't help but think we could have saved hundreds of dollars and hours of driving.
Geordie LaForge yes/no meme

Pane 1 with Geordie saying no: Watching shitty kids YouTube on TV at home 
Pane 2 with Geordie saying yes: Paying tons of money to watch shitty kids YouTube at a resort
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 11/09/2026
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Jenna Ortega as Wednesday Addams: I'd Do It Again
ALT: Jenna Ortega as Wednesday Addams: I'd Do It Again
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 11/09/2026
No -- the children will not let her have access to the tv
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 11/09/2026
Does dissociating while watching trash tv count as copes?
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 09/09/2026
@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social can you find me on the chart?
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 08/09/2026
What a terrible day to be literate
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 08/09/2026
The site has to have an auto playing midi song and some text that follows your mouse around or what are you even doing
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 08/09/2026
I know some, but they are skittish and afraid of social interaction
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 08/09/2026
Comprehensive list of good 3d platformers: 1. Astrobot 2. Astrobot's Playroom 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10.
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 03/09/2026
Gas station culture is a whole thing here. It's kind of annoying but I definitely notice it when I go to nearby states with their shit tier gas stations.
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 03/09/2026
How very dare you
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 03/09/2026
What?
A large grey dog and small white cat laying next to each other at the top of the stairs. They're looking into the camera in a judgemental fashion
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 03/09/2026
@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social we have to put this on the list of shows to watch if the kids ever let us use the tv
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 02/09/2026
It's such an absolute trainwreck of an episode and it's glorious
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 02/09/2026
This economical insulin ad is the most America thing ever.
A zoomed in picture focusing on the words "Insulin, at a value"The cover for the "Costco Connection" magazine for September, 2026.

The words "Insulin, at a value" are in the top right corner.
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 02/09/2026
@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social what are your thoughts on this?
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 30/08/2026
really feeling this one lateley www.youtube.com/watch?v=18kq...
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Watch This Incredible Moment When A Father Of Four Hears Silence For The First Time
YouTube video by Somewhen Productions
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 29/08/2026
Just one step closer to Idocracy
A brown overstuffed recliner with a toilet bowl in the middle of the seat cushion
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 28/08/2026
Proud to report Vaniel was made in Canada 🫡
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 27/08/2026
How did you get our wedding pictures
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 26/08/2026
Does anyone know what this post says
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 26/08/2026
Man slang needs to quit changing. I can't keep up
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Im Too Old Old
ALT: Im Too Old Old
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 26/08/2026
Man the state fair cookies have been trash for years too. They used to be so good.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP to a legend
rob dubbin @robdubbin

MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g-
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail

12:50 AM • Jul 29, 2019
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 26/08/2026
Liza Minnelli?
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 26/08/2026
Is that some kind of Ranch flavor?
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 26/08/2026
Does anyone who speaks southern know what this post says? The accent is too thick
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 23/08/2026
Not surprised they suck at parking
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 23/08/2026
I've owned this PC for years, what the hell Also where is the "Fuck Off" button
Nagware screen from windows asking a user to set up access to photos and facial recognition. The title says "You're almost done setting up your PC." The buttons are 'Remind Me Later' and 'Continue'
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💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 22/08/2026
Also it says you should manage the children and yet
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