💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 06/10/2026But they're not racist you guys 171
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 30/09/2026Megaman 9 does not pass the Bechdel Test 011
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 12/09/2026I can't help but think we could have saved hundreds of dollars and hours of driving. 0121
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 02/09/2026This economical insulin ad is the most America thing ever. 051
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 29/08/2026Just one step closer to Idocracy 110
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 23/08/2026I've owned this PC for years, what the hell Also where is the "Fuck Off" button 240
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 17/08/2026We've hit that point of the family visit.. 130
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 08/08/2026POV: I'm trying to eat breakfast by myself 140
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 07/08/2026It appears my 4 year old has independently invented Salad Fingers 2151
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 07/08/2026Believe it or not, this bottle is over 2800⁰F and also apple cinnamon flavor 020
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 06/08/2026My cat snuck out but immediately regretted it when she learned that water just falls out of the sky sometimes. 020
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 21/07/2026I don't know who needs to hear this but the last boss of Final Fantasy Five looks like a poop. 061
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 18/07/2026Hey @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social how do you pronounce this ? 130
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 14/07/2026What idiot executive thought people would want stupid AI bullshit in their TV. My TV has just lost all internet privileges until further notice. 010
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 13/07/2026Why are they making me learn new things? 000
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 12/07/2026My kids keep getting stuck on this level which means I have to play it for them over and over. I am Sisyphus. Monkey level is the rock. 110
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 11/07/2026The kids are all asleep or playing at their friends.. that means it's time for u know what (U know what is 1950s Japanese Kaiju films) 130
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 07/07/2026I just subscribed to InfoWars which feels a bit odd to say the least 000
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 24/06/2026Where is the "Fuck Off" button? @firefox.com (Yes I know I can dig into the menus to disable the AI bullshit. That's not the point) 020
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 17/06/2026Me: I'm gonna play this video game to escape my life of dragging kids around everywhere. This videogame: Actually about that... 140
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 13/06/2026I literally saved this dude's entire kingdom and what does he give me? 2121
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 05/06/2026Introducing the 7 year old to classic cinema 120
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 22/05/2026Warhammer 40k lore isn't good enough for literally every game company to be putting out a 40k game right now 010
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 01/05/2026Blippi getting back to his roots Iykyk 252
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 15/04/2026Wow, I'm so glad Lenovo put this helpful AI on its hardware scanner. 120
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 13/03/2026I don't know who needs to hear this but.. 000
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 21/02/2026Got this noise machine to help my kids sleep. Honestly worried about option #3 110
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 21/02/2026It snowed and my dog made it exactly this far before deciding to come back inside 150
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 19/02/2026FYI @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social it's your turn now 3141
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 18/02/2026Where is the fuck off button? 010
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 17/02/2026POV: Your daughters have commandeered your music algorithm 000
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 12/02/2026Also you love to see it :) 120
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 08/02/2026This has got to be one of the best boss intro dialogues of all time @tommyill.bsky.social doesn't miss lmao 000
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 01/02/2026Plus I also received this "I love you" Banshee. My kid named her Vanessa and she has a spear from "Our Adventurer Guild"! 051
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 01/02/2026Just received this major award 361
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 31/01/2026I was today years old when I learned that there's an actual animal named Bandicoot and that's not just Crash Bandicoot's zany name. 050
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 31/12/2025I don't know who needs to hear this but Latimer and Coulter Iowa should just be one town. 010
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 31/12/2025@fakegreekgrill.bsky.social FYI 040
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 31/12/2025This is my district's special election today. You love to see it 😍 051
💀🎃marquisdan S Pumpkins 🎃💀 @marquisdan.midwestspeedfest.com · 29/12/2025I got a human! It's not going any better! 030
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