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Mark Schmidt

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I write code and teach about writing code

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The Pod Universe @thepoduniverse.com · 19/02/2026
Sorry for sincere posting
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Mark Schmidt @markschmidt.io · 23/01/2026
I am the Lisan al Gaib of the @puzzmo.com frog game
Screenshot of the end screen of Puzzmo’s ribbit game. I cleared it in 1:04 and felt like a god
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Supergiant Games @supergiantgames.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
HADES II v1.0 is coming September 25!🌒 Battle beyond the Underworld in our launch trailer.🏔️ Play in blazing-fast 120fps in TV Mode on Nintendo Switch 2, or 60fps on Nintendo Switch (w/ free upgrade to Switch 2). Transfer PC progress from Steam/Epic w/ Cross Saves. www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8lJ...
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Hades II – v1.0 Launch Trailer (Coming Sep. 25!)
YouTube video by Supergiant Games
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haelian @haelian1.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING! During the Nintendo Direct today, we got the Hades 2 release date and a BEAUTIFUL new trailer!!! September 25th. Death to Chronos. www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8lJ...
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Mark Schmidt @markschmidt.io · 25/06/2025
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social Listening to the In Covid’s wake episode, I’m still mad that Google/Apple built privacy first Covid contact tracing into every smartphone, but no states put any effort into getting people to use it. There’s a (cringy) webcomic explaining it: ncase.me/contact-trac...
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Protecting Lives & Liberty: How Contact Tracing Can Foil COVID-19 & Big Brother
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Shane Harris @shaneharris.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
In 25 years of covering national security, I’ve never seen a story like this: Senior Trump officials discussed planning for the U.S. attack on Yemen in a Signal group--and inadvertently added the editor-in-chief of The Atlantic. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
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The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
Video obtained by CNN shows the rear landing gear of the jet buckling and the right wing shearing away in a fireball after the plane landed hard on the runway.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Sacrificing a horse in front of UIUC's Department of Women and Gender studies in an effort to get wokeness to return to the land
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Mark Schmidt @markschmidt.io · 13/02/2025
Big congrats to Measles and Brain Worms, I know you guys have been waiting a long time for today
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Richard @rgw3d.com · 13/01/2025
It works! Here it is up against the Transit app (which hits the same API) There is a little wonkyness around the Streetcar depot, but I can probably fix that
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Mark Schmidt @markschmidt.io · 06/01/2025
‼️‼️ CALLING ALL 🇺🇸PATRIOT 🇺🇸 SLUTS 💃‼️‼️ It’s Ins-ERECTION 🍆💦 day so get your ASS 🍑to the capitol 🏛️ ‼️ 4️⃣ years ago on this “Day of ❤️ Love 😘” 3️⃣ Capitol Police 👮🚔 officers were 💀murdered ☠️by 🤮Trump🤢 supporters as they 🥵penetrated🥴 the 🫦Rotund-ussy😫 and interrupted🤨 the certification of votes 🗳️ from the 😜e-LICK-toral 👅college 🧑‍🏫 . The failure 😰 of media 📺📰 and law enforcement ⚖️🧑‍⚖️👮 to hold the instigators🧡🕴️ a-CUNT-able 🥵😫  in any meaningful way will be remembered as one of the most shameful acts of 😏cowar-DICKs 🍆💦 in modern history📜.  Send this to 6️⃣ proud boys and girls or you’ll be hung😩 on the Capitol 🏛️ Lawn next to 🤢Mike Pe-NIS🍆🤮
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Sean Casten @seancasten.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Some thoughts on Justice Roberts' year end report. It is - par for the course for him - totally tone deaf. But we are all, to varying degrees complicit in spreading the fiction that the judicial branch isn't just as political as any other part of government. www.nytimes.com/2024/12/31/u...
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Chief Justice Roberts Condemns Threats to Supreme Court and Judiciary
In his year-end report on the federal judiciary, the chief justice decried violence, intimidation and disinformation and warned against defiance of court rulings.
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Richard @rgw3d.com · 01/01/2025
Got my wife the ember mug for Christmas and she loves it! But of course they had to go and use some bullshit barrel plug. You're telling me you couldn't make use of a common 20V USBC PD voltage, and instead need 19V ?? The EU was right.
The ember mug charging puck with barrel plug connected. The AC adapter + barrel plug for the ember mug. Outputs 19V @ 2.1A, a power level and voltage that USBC can easily deliver.
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”
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Mark Schmidt @markschmidt.io · 30/12/2024
put your 🇺🇸FLAG🇺🇸 at ½HALF MAST⛵️ because 🕴️Presi-DICK🍆 Jimmy Cunt-er😏 just p-ASS-ed🍑💀 away at 💯 years old 🪦😢😢! This lowly 🥜pea-NUT💦🥵 farmer 🧑‍🌾from 🍑Ge-ORGY-ia🍑 ascended to the 🌿HIGHest🌿 office in 🇺🇸America! He put his whole 🥴🫦POTUSSY😜👅 into his presidency, but only got 4️⃣ years before 🤬Republi-CUNTS 🤬urged 🇮🇷Iran🇮🇷 to extend 😩 the 🤐🔫hostage crisis😫 in order to hurt 🤕 his 🗳️reelection🗳️ campaign🏛️ and elect 🤮Ronald Reagan🤢. I’m so 🙏🙏thankful 🙏🙏that today’s 🐘Republicans🐘 would never 😈conspire😈 with a 🌍foreign power🌏 in pursuit of 👴🏻political gains👴🏻. That ⬅️would be soooo messed up⬆️ ‼️ Anyways, 🪦 RIP 💀 to a 💯legend💯, send this to  3️⃣9️⃣ guinea worm 🪱 girlies 💃or you’ll be forced to put your 🥜 peanut 🥜 farm in a trust to avoid 😤conflicts😤 of interest!
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alexandra @bigmoodenergy.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
here come old laptop he come bootin up slowly he got broken touchpad he need one more update he got no space on this pc one thing i can tell you its got no warranty
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Mondo Mascots @mondomascots.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
Mannertee is a manatee who teaches driving manners in East Japan.
A blue manatee mascot with legs stands in front of a wall featuring landscape photos of tourist attractions.
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 30/11/2024
dad jokes are just pop culture
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Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker @nomads.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
The Khan has Arrived
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Just fluoridated another conservative child by blowdart. I can do this all 4 years
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