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Mark Schmidt

@markschmidt.io

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I write code and teach about writing code

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Mark Schmidt @markschmidt.io · 23/01/2026

I am the Lisan al Gaib of the @puzzmo.com frog game

Screenshot of the end screen of Puzzmo’s ribbit game. I cleared it in 1:04 and felt like a god

Mark Schmidt @markschmidt.io · 09/11/2025

I'm still not seeing it on Overcast! I've tried unsubscribing and resubscribing.

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Mark Schmidt @markschmidt.io · 04/09/2025

The Hyundai/Kia apps are terrible. I'm working on a free and open source replacement app that I'm hoping to launch alongside iOS 26!

Mark Schmidt @markschmidt.io · 21/01/2025

The foamer meter is through the roof

Mark Schmidt @markschmidt.io · 06/01/2025

‼️‼️ CALLING ALL 🇺🇸PATRIOT 🇺🇸 SLUTS 💃‼️‼️ It’s Ins-ERECTION 🍆💦 day so get your ASS 🍑to the capitol 🏛️ ‼️ 4️⃣ years ago on this “Day of ❤️ Love 😘” 3️⃣ Capitol Police 👮🚔 officers were 💀murdered ☠️by 🤮Trump🤢 supporters as they 🥵penetrated🥴 the 🫦Rotund-ussy😫 and interrupted🤨 the certification of votes 🗳️ from the 😜e-LICK-toral 👅college 🧑‍🏫 . The failure 😰 of media 📺📰 and law enforcement ⚖️🧑‍⚖️👮 to hold the instigators🧡🕴️ a-CUNT-able 🥵😫 in any meaningful way will be remembered as one of the most shameful acts of 😏cowar-DICKs 🍆💦 in modern history📜. Send this to 6️⃣ proud boys and girls or you’ll be hung😩 on the Capitol 🏛️ Lawn next to 🤢Mike Pe-NIS🍆🤮

Mark Schmidt @markschmidt.io · 31/12/2024

They don’t know my tummy hurts but I’m being so brave about it

Mark Schmidt @markschmidt.io · 30/12/2024

put your 🇺🇸FLAG🇺🇸 at ½HALF MAST⛵️ because 🕴️Presi-DICK🍆 Jimmy Cunt-er😏 just p-ASS-ed🍑💀 away at 💯 years old 🪦😢😢! This lowly 🥜pea-NUT💦🥵 farmer 🧑‍🌾from 🍑Ge-ORGY-ia🍑 ascended to the 🌿HIGHest🌿 office in 🇺🇸America! He put his whole 🥴🫦POTUSSY😜👅 into his presidency, but only got 4️⃣ years before 🤬Republi-CUNTS 🤬urged 🇮🇷Iran🇮🇷 to extend 😩 the 🤐🔫hostage crisis😫 in order to hurt 🤕 his 🗳️reelection🗳️ campaign🏛️ and elect 🤮Ronald Reagan🤢. I’m so 🙏🙏thankful 🙏🙏that today’s 🐘Republicans🐘 would never 😈conspire😈 with a 🌍foreign power🌏 in pursuit of 👴🏻political gains👴🏻. That ⬅️would be soooo messed up⬆️ ‼️ Anyways, 🪦 RIP 💀 to a 💯legend💯, send this to 3️⃣9️⃣ guinea worm 🪱 girlies 💃or you’ll be forced to put your 🥜 peanut 🥜 farm in a trust to avoid 😤conflicts😤 of interest!